Posted January 7, 2019 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m. 9. You can live without sex (but not without glasses). 10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. 11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with the elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service. 19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 21. You can't remember who posted this. 22. You can hit on young chicks and they think it’s cute 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2019 50 is a very small milepost in my rearview mirror but I gotta tell ya', if you are feeling that way at 50 you better clean it up, start taking your vitamins and join a gym. I haven't had any of these issues (OK, one, but I always sang along with elevator music) yet, and I don't plan to have any at 70 either. Buck it up, son. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2019 23. Ladies in their late 20s and early 30s get very excited to see you😉 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2019 (edited) 24 minutes ago, BadBoy said: 50 is a very small milepost in my rearview mirror but I gotta tell ya', if you are feeling that way at 50 you better clean it up, start taking your vitamins and join a gym. I haven't had any of these issues (OK, one, but I always sang along with elevator music) yet, and I don't plan to have any at 70 either. Buck it up, son. Even passed 70 those issues don't all come up but have 2 keep track of them so I can figure out when they actually do start. Edited January 8, 2019 by airamericavet65 Misspelled word 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2019 Though I am well beyond the 50 mark, by quite a bit, most of these don't apply to me (though I get some were done in jest). I admit my memory is not what it used to be, at least regarding some things. And there are some days I feel my age, and many more that I feel younger than my years. For that I credit a few things...coworkers who are much younger than I am and keep me young in spirit...a healthier lifestyle (for the most part) than my parents' generation...great connections with friends who put my minor gripes in perspective...AND...some of the lovely ladies I've met through the board, who remind me that at least a couple parts of my old body still work okay...most of the time. Truth is that some of the ladies here do as much for my psyche (and emotional health) as they do for the "other" area of my life. That is priceless at any age. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2019 24. I LOVE silver foxes. (give me ALL the silver foxes)... LOL (Ok..ladies..ill share...but dibs). 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Leena_rose said: 23. Ladies in their late 20s and early 30s get very excited to see you😉 41 minutes ago, MelindaMadison said: 24. I LOVE silver foxes. (give me ALL the silver foxes)... LOL (Ok..ladies..ill share...but dibs). Well I must be stuck in limbo land. No longer a young stud, not that I ever was really, more of the nerd crew...but besides what my mind says I'm no longer a youngster. Yet not a silver Fox yet either, only hope I turn silver before I turn bald. But it's good to know ladies dig old dudes, gives me something to look forward to in the years to come 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2019 #23 - you're confident enough to poke fun at yourself! I don't think #9 is true for most men, at least not that I've noticed (thank goodness!) And as a woman ages her sex drive increases as do her orgasms, as she becomes more confident and no longer worried about oops babies. LOL But truly, I think if most of that list were true for one person, it would have little to do with age, and more likely a list of symptoms of a boring life! Time to change things up, the clock is ticking! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2019 bone broth comes in powder form and mixes well with coffee. Age is nothing as long as you keep an active mind, healthy diet, exercise, and an upbeat attitude. By the way, mature providers are great to go and see! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2019 I'm not gonna brag. I found the list mostly true and humorous. I'm enjoying slowing down, and chillin'! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2019 24 minutes ago, K2dnvrfun said: Well I must be stuck in limbo land. No longer a young stud, not that I ever was really, more of the nerd crew...but besides what my mind says I'm no longer a youngster. Yet not a silver Fox yet either, only hope I turn silver before I turn bald. But it's good to know ladies dig old dudes, gives me something to look forward to in the years to come Easy there, nothing wrong with being bald. And I guess I would fall into the silver fox catagory since what hair I have left is as silver as it can be. 😂😂 Yes it is very good to know that ladies dig old guys. Gives me something to look forward to everyday. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, goodguy69 said: Easy there, nothing wrong with being bald. Nope for sure nothing wrong with it. Many guys look better that way. Me, don't think I have the head or the face for it, at least can't imagine myself bald, but time will tell, I have no control over that gene. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2019 HILARIOUS and I like # 22 as well LOL HAHAHAHAHA 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2019 #22 -hit on them but don’t hit too hard! They’ll hit back!🥳🥳 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2019 18 hours ago, Kali Sensual Reiki said: bone broth comes in powder form and mixes well with coffee. Age is nothing as long as you keep an active mind, healthy diet, exercise, and an upbeat attitude. By the way, mature providers are the absolute best to go and see! Fixed it for you.......😊 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2019 Great post except for number 22 😂 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2019 3 hours ago, tide32 said: Tide, I am so glad I am not as old as you. Geez I only watched a few minutes but I bet he left with a massive case of blue balls!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2019 44 minutes ago, petey-9950 said: Tide, I am so glad I am not as old as you. Geez I only watched a few minutes but I bet he left with a massive case of blue balls!! You'll never hit a home run, if you'r afraid to step up to the plate, sunny. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2019 Gotcha Dad thx. I knew you would come thru😏😏 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2019 On 1/7/2019 at 2:27 PM, richinco said: 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. (Lots of guys still running into burning buildings well past 50! Retirement age is 55...) 9. You can live without sex (EXCUSE ME?) 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. (I've always thought they were just a suggestion) 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service. (YUP)22. You can hit on young chicks and they think it’s cute (Man, I hope so!) Loved that list! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2019 27. Being able to do whatever you want. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2019 I was just hitting my stride at 50. I’m well north of 50 now and enjoying life more...and having more sex 😂😂 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2019 50 was just a mile post but my back didn't slow me down then. Gotta do the exercise my PT brave me and I no longer "do it" standing. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2019 # 28: Realizing it is as much about the journey as it is about the destination. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 11, 2019 On 1/7/2019 at 5:50 PM, Leena_rose said: 23. Ladies in their late 20s and early 30s get very excited to see you😉 Really? Sweet! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 12, 2019 On 1/7/2019 at 3:27 PM, richinco said: 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m. 9. You can live without sex (but not without glasses). 10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. 11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with the elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service. 19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 21. You can't remember who posted this. 22. You can hit on young chicks and they think it’s cute This is hilarious and love your humor. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites