pfunk

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About pfunk

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    Dopeless Hope Fiend

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P-Funk

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    Male

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  • Biography
    old, bald, and old, and bald
  • Location
    in a state of euphoria...
  • Interests
    girls...and...ummm...girls
  • Occupation
    Owner of a one man business..

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  1. I'm surprised some people still aren't over high school slights. I was a huge loser in high school. Now I'm an even bigger loser nearing retirement! Life goes on! Why bring up high school now?
  2. Stood up too many times

    I find this shocking! I have not been "ghosted" 'stood up" or "short notice cancelled" in 10 years, or more! What must cause a reputable provider to do this? I'm sure mrfeelnothing, Stevie, 2Big, and Mike940370 are high quality men. (Sarcasm font off) LOL!
  3. Just Wrong!

    Chrissy, you were right. This business seems to bring out some really poor behaviour, in certain people. Anyone who would cancel on short notice, then say he can do the special, the next day, but not offer full price, to make up for the cancellation, is a "cheap ass narcissist" (Thanks, gr8owl!). He's not a customer anyone would want.
  4. Dfk

    I know it's a pain, but this is the best advice, in my opinion.
  5. Expectations for Incall Necessities

    I agree with SabrinaLynn. If someone is offering a service, at their location, I expect them to have all the tools and supplies required. I don't bring napkins to a restaurant, either.
  6. New Again!?!

    First, I don't believe this even slighty. ^^^ Second, your responses are very rude. If you really want help, remember, you get more bees with honey, than vinegar.
  7. New Game

  8. BP advertising techniques that need to go away.

    Why, oh why, would they want to? I would be happier, if I'd never seen that again!
  9. What is your dream vacation?

    Thanks! This pic made me laugh out loud!
  10. What is your dream vacation?

    I'd go here: Little Dix Bay and take you, and Chrissy, with.
  11. Which path are you on

    Those monkeys will beat the stuffing out of ya!
  12. Declaration of Independence

  13. False Referals

  14. Period Sex Blanket

    I've had 3 ex-girlfriends, who preferred playing during bleeding (or so they said). They all claimed orgasms eased cramps, and gave some temporary overall relief. We always used some thick towels, which went into the washing machine right after.