Posted December 9, 2019 Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2019 Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2019 You are being held in a Chinese cookie factory 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2019 You are the crunchy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2019 Life is a sexually transmitted condition. Woman who fly upside down have hairy crack up. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2019 Be patient. You will get a second chance to be with the woman of your desires. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2019 You learn from your mistakes ... you will learn a lot today 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2019 Baby carrots in your future 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, johnnydog said: Baby carrots in your future 🤣🤣🤣 that can be arranged 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2019 while you read fortune someone steals your cookie 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2019 Epstein didn't kill himself. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2019 Wherever you go, go with all your heart What is the purpose of fortune cookies About time I got out of that cookie Some sex is good...More is better...Too much is just about right 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2019 If you can't eat it, drink it, pet it or have sex with it, it does not carry your dna, and it won't comfort you or keep you warm and dry it is of no true value to you. Spend your time and money on what has true value. If you have time and money left over, volunteer and donate. (I like big cookies!) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, gr8owl said: (I like big cookies!) Loose, sloppy cookies? My apologies for invoking another current thread here. Edited December 9, 2019 by ilovewomen 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2019 20 hours ago, ilovewomen said: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day Man who walk through airport door sideways going to bangkok. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2019 56 minutes ago, boink36 said: Man who walk through airport door sideways going to bangkok. 🤣🤣🤣 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, boink36 said: Man who walk through airport door sideways going to bangkok. Yep 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2019 10 hours ago, Laci French said: 🤣🤣🤣 that can be arranged Such a flirt 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2019 Pet peeve -- fortune cookies rarely contain fortunes these days. My favorite fortune received sometime in the 1980s --- "You will attend a party where strange customs prevail." Sounds like New Years Eve at Laci's house... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2019 On 12/8/2019 at 8:28 PM, Laci French said: What would you write? Hmm,never thought about writing a fortune. Can relate that I had dinner with Hyapatia Lee four years ago at a Chinese restaurant. Her fortune cookie said great fortune would come her was and mine said that there would be good luck in my future. So I took the numbers that were on both fortunes and have used them,along with our birthdates..giving me four lines on lucky for life.so far,we have won about 80% of the time since. (the liquor store on the corner is as surprised as we are ). Had home delivery yesterday from a local Chinese restaurant,my fortune cookie said there will be a lace in my future. have no clue what that means. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2019 56 minutes ago, JRWolfe said: Had home delivery yesterday from a local Chinese restaurant,my fortune cookie said there will be a lace in my future. have no clue what that means. I think you have a misprint. Its not lace in your future............. Its Laci you have in your future! Haaaaahh! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2019 6 hours ago, Seeker5280 said: I think you have a misprint. Its not lace in your future............. Its Laci you have in your future now that would be a stroke....of luck 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 11, 2019 9 hours ago, JRWolfe said: Hmm,never thought about writing a fortune. Can relate that I had dinner with Hyapatia Lee four years ago at a Chinese restaurant. Her fortune cookie said great fortune would come her was and mine said that there would be good luck in my future. So I took the numbers that were on both fortunes and have used them,along with our birthdates..giving me four lines on lucky for life.so far,we have won about 80% of the time since. (the liquor store on the corner is as surprised as we are ). Had home delivery yesterday from a local Chinese restaurant,my fortune cookie said there will be a lace in my future. have no clue what that means. I want a fortune cookie that says that!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 11, 2019 On 12/9/2019 at 4:34 PM, ilovewomen said: Loose, sloppy cookies? The entrance to the cookie jar should be tight for freshness and the cookies inside should be soft, gooey, and sweet. But fortune cookies are dry and crunchy. Yikes! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2019 If you find the right girl She love you loooong time! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 15, 2019 Tonights: Good luck is often with the man who doesn't include it in his plans. Actually, not bad.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
