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About Vassago

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  1. Hats

    Don't wear one often. I don't shave my head anymore and I have nice hair. Shame to cover that up while I've still got it. But if I do wear one it's the only one I've got. Mucros Weavers Trinity wool cap from John Cahill in Killarney, Ireland
  2. Anyone Experienced This?

    Or “bat shit”?
  3. has anyone tried these?

    Guy I’m referring to was even a cock blocker. How’s that for irony?
  4. has anyone tried these?

    Biff Tannen Jr./Biff Loman. Let’s compromise and call him Biff Trojan. See there, I even brought it back on topic.
  5. has anyone tried these?

    It was in reference to Biff Loman. Any muscle bound goon I dislike gets renamed, Biff. That’s just how it goes in my world.
  6. has anyone tried these?

    Yeah but let’s face it you haven’t really done it all until you’ve been 86’d from a taco place by a guy with a bad Elvis haircut named Biff.
  7. Tell me about your sex life

    Kung fu .... ? No? I can’t be the only one.
  8. Sybian

    I had to look up what a Sybian is. Coincidentally only 10 left in stock on Amazon. ”So that’s how it is in there family” - Ed Rooney, Ferris Bueler’s Day Off
  9. YOU are the gift

    “No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.” - Charles Dickens.
  10. Lazarus, awaken! I guess better late than never. Welcome back. Fun, beauty, food, music. Who is this Beholder guy, and what the fuck does he know?
  11. Tigers and Zombies

    Someone asked me once why I spray Calvin Klein’s Obsessed on my back. I told them it has a chemical in it that female tigers like called civetone. It has a higher concentration of it than any of the other colognes. They used it to capture and destroy a dangerous cat in India called T1. “You have a lot of problems with tigers do you?” No, but I can tell you this. The odds of a Cirque du Soliel trailer tipping over on I-25 allowing a bunch of Bengal tigers to roam the streets of Denver is significantly higher than the dead rising from the grave to eat the brains of their relatives, and yet you have thousands of people who actually believe there will be some kind of zombie apocalypse.
  12. What would your fortune cookie say?

    You are the crunchy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life.
  13. What about this feeling?

    PSYOP 8?
  14. I love it loose!

    Could always try running naked down a hallway.