Vassago

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  1. https://www.shape.com/lifestyle/sex-and-love/female-ejaculation-myth-or-reality
  2. Marriage, Monogamy - way of the future?

    We seldom agree ideologically. Sometimes there is an eclipse. Be well, Great Owl
  3. Nobody mentioned rape except you. Infer what you wish. The OP is completely ridiculous. Anyone with any common sense would not expect sex from a sex worker without paying for it. As such his post could have been truncated to a simple, “I was the dude who thought he’d get a freebie but went home sad.” It would have saved a lot of time.
  4. I don’t understand how people can underestimate the power of positive thinking so much. Next time, no talking, no second guessing just quietly roll over and slip your penis into her vagina. It’s no different than finding out if your girlfriend is into anal sex the first time you try it. Just make sure you have a plan B if things go horribly wrong. “I thought that was the pillow. My bad.” Is a good one to use.
  5. New girl Brea in Denver

    I don’t see too many red flags. Girls change their number and name when they move. The two other links Kaduk provided show a girl with a Provo area code advertising from Utah. She has a Eros verified profile, whatever that means. Her Eros ad mentions moving here. If I were interested, I guess I’d text her briefly asking where she’s moving here from and what brought her out here. If she answers with San Diego, you know to avoid.
  6. The Castilian

    The problem with people who call other people crazy is that they either spend too much time in front of a mirror or not enough of it. Ave to the Knight from La Mancha. May 2020 rest. Let’s do better next year.
  7. Anyone have luck with the sugar daddy sites?

    Wow. "Nice shirt." "Thanks." "I'm joking. It sucks." "Word of advice. If you got shit for teeth don't smile." "God, it makes me feel like virgin just looking at you." "When I look around this dojo, I don't see Cobra Kai material. I see losers. I see nerds. I see a fat kid with a strange hat with his tits popping out. But my short time as a sensei, I've also seen some miracles." - Johnny Lawrence.
  8. Why Men are Monsters

    Women have no issue having sex with me, but they will never fall in love with me. They see me as a demon kept in check by fragile principles. It reminds me of that tiger I saw at the Denver zoo, pacing back and forth, the deep rumble from her. She hated me that day. The only thing keeping me from going home forgotten and going home at all, was a thin piece of ‘reinforced’ material. Then, I discovered a cologne, an unction. This cologne has an intoxicating effect on big cats. Makes them docile. Days passed then I returned. This cat had a very different amorous nature toward me. Playful, sleepy, perhaps even content. A chemical brought this? Do you know that physically it is easy for a primate to kill a sleeping tiger with a thin puncturing device like an ice pick? One only has to exert a minimal amount of force to drive it through her ear. Monstrous? But when she wakes up, do you think she will be hungry? The ice pick or nothing. It’s a simple choice. I took my chances....
  9. But to the OP’s opening statement, I too have made a startling revelation. I’m crazy.
  10. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

    you are not a Nighytr
  11. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

    Now teach my daughter how to dive underwater. Drop ... your... sword. She loves you ...
  12. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

    Tell me. Can you? what does a new year look like, regardless the old gimmicks? what does a form of future look like? just your shadow. paint that landscape, show me the world you'd like and show me what a real dream looks like.
  13. Unpopular opinions :)

    But if I’m not willing to walk outside crazy, who is, that can make it back? “it’s a Witcher, hide your women.”
  14. Unpopular opinions :)

    Women love using sex as a sword. I like using swords in sex. Once upon a time they cut those beasts in half and then threw them on a Thane’s funeral Longship before it was set on fire. In China the Chow-Chow is fundamentally duct tape. King’s Guard, children’s toy, dinner, like a pig but proven to be less intelligent. If you wear your penis on a leash, you’re a coward. I know how to kill the King’s Guard. Your pit bull will not keep you safe. Human engineering keeps you safe. Grow a real penis. Feed it. Give it water. And do not fear what is inevitable.
  15. Unpopular opinions :)

    You don’t want to see pics of my fish, and I don’t want to see pics of your dog. I also don’t want to see you holding a glass of wine. That doesn’t make you classy. It just makes you a wino.
  16. The Castilian

    Well on the bright side, at least you have some crazy mother fucker running around with a royal blue paludamentum calling himself the Caledonian with another crazy mother fucker in a brown pancho calling himself the Castilian. Rest assured, these two are making best efforts to make all the wrong things disastrous. Now I need to find out what happened to my right sock.
  17. Assuming all biological needs are met, or unnecessary. Going crazy is also irrelevant. It's just you after all. How long before your mind disintegrates your existence? Or perhaps, the other way around?
  18. The Castilian

    Or perhaps I should roll Over in my frozen slumber in this sleepy place where serpents have dreams. Ah, but a rope tied to one toe and at the far end, beneath the terrifying dark, ... those that crawl up and wish to eat the feet of a king.
  19. Angel on Tryst

    I saw it a little bit differently. Maybe the multiple rates are due to the limitations of pulldown menu options? I read it to translate as hhr- 300, Hr - 500, but can go over the hour, if there is a connection....? She's from NYC so the rate seems indicative. Still, rates for her of slim average build, unknown and littered with tats ... that's a pass for me.
  20. CosPlay

  21. Unpopular opinions :)

    As a man, I am biologically attracted to women. The fascination ends there. In much the same way, a man enslaved by the boardroom, while curious to examine at a glance, after a moment of consideration, I realize I’ve been looking at a tin man. Men caught up in the bedlam of war, disillusioned into believing they will find glory and heroism inside it, are consumed more often by a world of senseless violence. Revelation, for most of these folks, comes far too late and into their advanced years. By that time the revelation does them no good. Now, they are just old and filled with regrets. Whether they wish to acknowledge this or not soon becomes irrelevant. Everyone has a final page in their book. Perhaps if I could read their life backwards, I’d become more interested.
  22. Rising asset prices

    I came across an interesting article here: https://www.nap.edu/read/12976/chapter/4#23 I don’t necessarily agree with everything in it, but it had some very interesting points to glean from. Another element to consider is the collapse of what I would consider one of the biggest online sex advertising platforms and the explosion in housing prices. Considering the declining economy, housing prices for some reason in Colorado appear to be relatively stable. I noted the ballooning of provider costs coinciding with these two events.
  23. Merry Christmas to all

    Just the damn ham. I’m a damn ham man, damn it.
  24. Unpopular opinions :)

    Attractive women think they are interesting simply because they’re attractive. Wealthy men think they are attractive simply because they are wealthy. Neither has a much deeper definition of their identity. They may thrash around through life in a hopeless gesture of shaking free from their incorporeal shackles. People are vapid and insipid, consumed by base addictions, ensnared by pallid routines and captivated by their own wavering reflections. More tragically, they have to live with that fact for the rest of their banal existence. I’ll see you all in hell. My table awaits....