gr8owl

Speaking of frozen penis ........ how about Florida today?

How is the weather in Florida now? 40 degrees and sunny here at my house.

Excellent guitar player for Whitesnake and Thin Lizzy and later Sykes. 65 is indeed gone too soon. RIP

And that is how tongues get stuck

Oooops, I forgot to check for trademark protection. It kind of wrote itself and it seemed the place needed a bit of humor no matter how small.

Welcome. Hope you enjoy and prosper.

Proving the old adage about a blind squirrel and his nuts, you are correct for once. After the first and only wife inconsiderately died only 36 years in I have not been looking for another. Far from miserable you pathetic twit. And I am not the one that has to use restraints or whatever it was you were recently blathering about.

Drink too much for the inauguration? Or is it daily?

The national Weather Service has issued a "holy shit it is cold" warning for all of eastern Colorado through tonight. The NWS advises that car dates are prohibited during a "holy shit its cold" warning to avoid a lady's tongue freezing to a frozen rod. Please take necessary precautions and do not call 911 if you ignore the warning.

Welcome back.

Welcome. Hope you enjoy and prosper

Yes, because you do it all the time

Yes, we know, you created BOTH the "Hobbit" handle and "I never get pussy" handle the same day AFTER your main one "Hobby Hobbit" got banned. What is your point?

Knew what? Oh, a guessing game? What could it be? First guess: what you were in for when you were gone for 11 years? Second guess: why you instantly bonded with the other main troll and verbose pal? Third guess: why you hate women you have never met? Fun game. lmk how warm on the first three guesses.

Aw poor little baby can't handle someone downvoting his stupidity and deservedly so when he makes it a mission to downvote a female member no matter what she posts. Cry me a river troll boy. Complain to the other two troll bros, you make quite a threesome.