Posted December 15, 2012 I saw a provider that had gas. Nice lady she just had gas. I had to stop more than once due to my watery eyes. She did her best to shoo the smell away but it really didn't work. Killed the mood big time. Anyone had a blooper like this during a session? I fell off tje bed once.....That was good for a laugh 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 15, 2012 you should've demanded a refund. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 15, 2012 ever try DATO with gas - now that's a blast! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 15, 2012 Maybe a blow up doll would work for you. Ok so she is human big deal. that is nothing compared to the stink and shitty sheets we have to deal with on a regular bases. Like you don't break wind your self. Lilithia 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 15, 2012 I do, but I have manners..... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 15, 2012 Better from gas than a stinky vagina 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 15, 2012 That's like having a waiter fart when your trying to enjoy your soup sandwich. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 15, 2012 So far, the guys posting, on this pathetic excuse of a thread, are FAR more disgusting than any farting girl. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 15, 2012 next time take a lighter with you and see if you can light the farts on fire...bwhahaahahaahahahaaha 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2012 I saw a provider that had gas. Nice lady she just had gas. I had to stop more than once due to my watery eyes. She did her best to shoo the smell away but it really didn't work. Very cool! It's rare to find a woman that can keep her mouth shut long enough to build up that kind of pressure! Yuk, yuk, yuk. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2012 too funny, Miss D. mind if i purloin that and send it out in x-mas e-cards? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2012 You should develope a little freaky side. Next time a lady farts you should stop what your doing, take a big long deep breath, smile and return to your regularly scheduled fun. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2012 Hahaha, you should post this on FML 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2012 While its against my better judgement to post in what pfunk adequately described as "a pathetic excuse for a thread", it does illustrate a rather interesting trend. In just over one month and less than 20 posts, this dude has complained about: --an ASP that shorted his time, --an ASP that stalked him with screening info, --an ASP that actually showed without reading his P411 profile, --and now, an ASP that farted on him, more than once! Oh, the humanity! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2012 While its against my better judgement to post in what pfunk adequately described as "a pathetic excuse for a thread", it does illustrate a rather interesting trend. In just over one month and less than 20 posts, this dude has complained about: --an ASP that shorted his time, --an ASP that stalked him with screening info, --an ASP that actually showed without reading his P411 profile, --and now, an ASP that farted on him, more than once! Oh, the humanity! Consistent with the notion that there's no such thing as bad press. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2012 You should develope a little freaky side. Next time a lady farts you should stop what your doing, take a big long deep breath, smile and return to your regularly scheduled fun. I like that. Turning a negative into a positive. Lemons to lemonade. Or in this case, air biscuits into air cookies... too funny, Miss D. mind if i purloin that and send it out in x-mas e-cards? Of course not babe! It was never mine to begin with! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2012 Or Checking Cheeks bounce memory. Yes this could go on and on. But it really shouldnt. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2012 Seriously??? This is all there was to post about??? OK, I'll play. It wouldn't bother me much at all, we're only human. Growing up with older brothers....we weren't offended easily 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2012 When I was Fetish Only and working for an agent, I was in for an $80 HOUR of pantyhose fetish and facial smothering. He made it clear there was no tipping or upsale-ing. Some how.. that night.. I had the ***Silent But DEADLY** gas! (one of my Favorite Memories) Once home, my roommate and I filled the room with laughter... and.. DEADLY GAS! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2012 I hear you, but it also works the other way 'round. You have a nice Mexican lunch, then on your way over to the girl you feel your intestines rumbling. You barely make it through the door, and mumbling something about "not feeling great" you make it to her bathroom, only to drop loads like you're a B52 pilot over Hiroshima and Nagasaki. I mean, the stench is so bad, you feel like you're on the set of Schindler's List. It gets worse: you can't open the goddamn window. You're saying to yourself, damn, now I know how the Soldiers felt in the trenches of WWI after a mustard gas attack. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 19, 2012 How did you know it was warm air? she might have been "a cold farted woman". 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 19, 2012 How did you know it was warm air? she might have been "a cold farted woman". Good one! I laughed so hard I almost had fart hailure! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 21, 2012 I'm sure everyone who hobbies could tell a stinky story, but is this really all there is to talk about? Like the old man on Moonstruck said: "someone tell a joke..." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 21, 2012 Leaking gas can be a safety issue...you should have warned her about the danger and then plugged the leak! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 26, 2012 Agree with Pfunk... This post is stupid 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
