FatDog

get with the times and start accepting text messages.

garcia's will do.

Killed a likely serial killer who came to kill her. I've found this to be one of the most interesting stories of the year so far. I hope she does well. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/probe-widens-after-suspected-serial-attacker-slain-by-escort/

70's style

wait, you got catfished on bp

i see allota black chicks who say no black men.

my name? sure, it's john smith.

i always re-read this review for laughs: http://www.tobreviews.com/index.cfm?show_all_reviews=yes&asp=7076

perhaps you're in the wrong profession.

do you liked to be called from blocked numbers? me neither, have the courtesy to call me back from an unblocked #.

take your own gun.

i loves you porgy.

jennifer of denver dakota h angela aspen

so, you're gay