angela aspen

OMG! [snip - marketing] 80% are regulars... no kidding! so bust out the trapeze... the circus.. live monkey shows... live donkeys shows...shoot golf balls out of your vag...REGULARS are The Money!

When I was 23? It seemed like they would drop the Adult Day Care Center off at my door. The second I turned 30? Now it seems like the college football team is dropped at my door... hey! let the good times ROLL! My clients have shifted from entitled Dudes as old as the hills to trust fund babies and athletes. I welcome them with open arms! 30's ain't so bad!!! The Puppy Pound-er, Angela

ice pack n Abstinence

D- I get your rant. My monthly budget is 3k on ads- ladies gotta see the payoff. Ad goes live= "XX" calls.Advertising, hair, nails, tan, gym, new photos, special diet, trainer, upscale incall, supplies... Im an old goat so... gotta keep up The Game. And...The Game...is... expensive!

Brace yourself for shallow comments from dudes... BUT from MY point of view as a provider: [snip] I realize men were built to spread their seed.. try as much Strange as possible. My relationship with a male actor? I would have a new crop of girls at the house for everyday of the weekend, He "trusted" me to provide a harem of new pussy. I awake every morning knowing there is a billion options for guys to take their money to. Your asking about "feelings"... my feeling toward client is that they have options and they TRUST me enough to return. So.... I clearly see the difference between lust, sex, money...but my "feeling" is trust. Deeper than The Biz aspect? Like Hubby Material? That happened just once. I swore it off after... but I am up it again. If it happens it happens. Its The Unicorn. The most recent client was a shrink. My MOST major turn on is NOT a huge dick or meathead (as porn portrays) but a guy who challenges the fuck out of me. I want a CHALLENGE. Sex workers see man sausage ALLL DAAAAAY LOOOONG.... provide us with something deeper... challenge us. Romance us... give us what WE dont get. HINT: We like good looking dudes but WE are emotional creatures.

I would take an IQ test... then take my IQ test again while a naked chick is in the room.

Freaking out dudes in the screening process is the number one way to kill the providers biz... wait... there is a LONG list of ways to kill biz. The screening process should not be scary... thats a rookie move on her part. There are many ways to screen a dude without freaking the dude out. Have her contact me for new 2013 screening methods.

I chose angela ASPEN before I went to L.A. when my amatuer porn days were fun and my clients would return the very next day. The intention was to not become something I am not and stay true to my roots: modest lifestyle, business minded investor, healthy mountaineer, loyal and deep lifelong friendships. I had NO IDEA how Hollywood will strip you of 100% of your core values until I saw my grusome reflection. While I dumped myself into the fantasy isolation of Hollywood and shallow social climbers, I feel like just now, I am returning to my roots. Just...now. In this new season, My Name..New Goal Driven Substance-Abuse-Free Friends...Facing Reality... seperating reality from fantasy.. and rekindling old friendships will be my saving grace. My name has a deep meaning that I now hold dear to me. Colorado Proud. xo- Angela Aspen

Awesome! Sex Workers can turn off the heart strings and emotions and step in to the Primal Testosterone Sexual World Of a Man but it takes a genius or an insane guy to step into the emotional connecting world of a woman... a Woman That's income Is Sex!! Physical Touch. When the connection is Mutual... feel it out.. DONT initiate the sex (money) connection or you will ruin it and we will resent you. That's our Paycheck. We are wired to put the "love language" of Physical Touch as our Paycheck so taking it for Free... grrr...we can turn on you quickly. It will take TIME and a REAL friendship to get past that hardwired physical touch= paycheck. Find her set hours and don't blow up her phone while she is in "work mode". If she works days.. contact her at evening. vice versa. When we are on our game face of Fantasy Girl.. we have our emotions at bay. I have seen this with single moms or girls with pimps/ boyfriends.. emotions cast onto us can throw us off our game. Ruin The Days "Paycheck" DONT use SEX as a Weapon! OMG! How many guys have I seen that dont pay the gals bills but put up so many rules for her? Hound her reviews? Hound her all day with rules and jealousy? Let The Sex be LAST on YOUR To DO List if you want to win her HEART. Draw out what we have shut off. Be our Friend! OUR Boyfriend Experience! Confuse us by developing the many facets of ourselves that no one sees... no one tries to get to know. We see penises all day... BE Patient.. Be Original. 1. Quality Time (going for a walk, hiking, a comedy club 2. Gifts (small gestures that let us know you pay attention.. my favorite pen 3. Words of Encouragement( developing that little girl inside of us that is not protected by our Stage Name. Develop her hopes and dreams 4. Admiration (adore those things about us no one sees or our quirks 5. Acts of Service ( chage the light bulb in the garage, walk her pets, fix the broken chair

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Social Experiment for the trim ladies! 100% of ladies have to wear their long hair up when going to the gym. There are some ultra hot trim providers on these boards so I dare them to instead of Rocking the Reckless Bun... to Rock The Handle Bars in the Yoga class... or in the Spinning Class where their titts are going a billion miles per minute... or bouncing on the elliptical. My hairs 24 inches so it needs to go somewhere... those Two Elastic Bands in my hair cut off the blood flow to cocks like a cock ring. Pee Pees everywhere will be grateful they are hiding in the Huge Baggy Gym Shorts.

I rock them = I get Boinked

In 6 years, I have traveled ONLY with 2 dudes. They were long time affairs lasting years. There was incredible chemistry and perfect balance of Best Friend who happens to pays my bills as I fuck his brains out. Its like my 2 unicorns in life. I was PROUD to be seen in public with them... that's important to me... and we knew the good the bad and the ugly of each other. You will hear a resounding "You better know the provider well before you two hit the road." I agree... you don't want to be in another country or even out of the state when you find your provider in the bathroom with (forbidden topic).

Life is Awesomely Diverse! Just like PSE providers vs GFE providers and hats off to girls who can be both... there are GFE guys and PSE guys. A PRO can handle Both.. or... go broke.(Just kidding...kinda) GFE DUDES: The DINNER DATES I see are mainly the guys who Want a MAJOR connection and the girls who offer it and ace it do too. I adore guys who book the dinner as I get the luxury of turning OFF my phone and getting to Really know someone. In my One Hour Life... or 30 minute life... my life lacks depth with the opposite sex! So Dinner dates are a refreshing change. Tends to be: Busy guys who LONG for something deep but dont have time to date, widowers or divorces who need some training wheels to get back in the "dating scene", married travelers who have the money to blow and have secrets to keep in every town. Requires: listening ear, discretion, knowing your environment (class), a sense of humor, depth in personality.... hopefully. PSE DUDES: often the call for massages/30 mins/ blow n go's that just text, "available for my nut?".. and... the nut... is all they want. Tends to be: Young guys, lunch hour guys, jaded by female guys. They just need a warm hole. Requires: a hole, baby wipes, humility, pizza hut delivers attitude and answer the fucking phone while your hand is opening the door for the next one. An expert way to do the "whore bath", wipe the running make up, do the cum check, & dump the trash within 30 second.

I second having a thread that says "PM's Only" and Mace is SUPER GOOD at closing them for comment.. (lol) If she is well known.. assuming its for a good reason, she will be the TOWNS best kept secret!!! Service related is SUPER tricky! For example, even today, fincially loaded dude asking to buy out my day...ruined it by asking for butthole sex, I refer them to escortboards.net where gals are allowed to talk about that..kinda. I am the first provider that when dudes start dipping into fetishes.. I refer out because I assume the whole time they are fucking they will be thinking about donkey sex, nipple piercing, anal bleaching, lamp fucking, ball torture, dog licks peanut butter off my clit... welll... whatever their fetish.. I dont want to be the one that lets them down. Guys watch fetish porn then their standards seem to be set on Belladonna Status.. and if the are Review Happy.. they will KILL the chick in a review. Since your into Fetish? Stick with Fetish Girls. Us vanilla types will let you down....(wink)