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About 2Big

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  • Birthday 10/01/1961

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  • Biography
    Right-Wing, Gun-Owning, Country-Lovin' Libertarian
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    Porn and Guns

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  1. Real men of the forum...

    Let's assume: Escort needs $500 Her going rate is $150/hour. Solution: get yourself 3 extra clients. There, I solved your problem. To cover the balance, look for spare change between your sofa cushions. Another solution: do a couple of porn clips. I knew a girl once - actually, a quite famous porn star (no, I'm not going to tell you the name) who fancied herself a blogger. When that didn't bring in the income, boom, she was back on her back doing porn.
  2. Real men of the forum...

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
  3. Real men of the forum...

    She's a hooker, not your "friend". That said, if a girl tells me she needs more money, I'm always open to negotiations.
  4. For the curvy/chubby girls

    Here's a tip: If you wanna look thinner, stop eating triple cheeseburgers with strawberry shakes.
  5. The clients perspective

    My advice is: "Prepare to be disappointed" It's extremely rare that you open the door and are: Wow, you are so much prettier/thinner/younger than you look in your pics! But I look exactly like my pic! Yeah, sure you do. From the neck up. What you conveniently forgot to show and mention are the 150 pounds of lard hanging off of the rest of your body.
  6. A completely different approach

    Are you really that dumb, or did somebody remove your brain and replaced it with a pair of poopy diapers? In your opinion, prostitution is legal because hookers are falling over each other to pay taxes????? Yarite. Fact is: you've never banged hookers in Europe, so you have know idea how these things work, so kindly spare us your asinine ramblings about stuff you know diddly squat about.
  7. A completely different approach

    This is the reason why these kinds of arrangements, while safer in theory, don't get off the ground: once you start paying taxes on your pussy income, given the high rates of taxation in Europe, it just isn't worth it anymore to spread your legs.
  8. Where to keep the supplies?

  9. Stay all Night

    Just schedule an appointment at 10 in the evening and the next one with the same girl at 7 in the morning. There, I just saved you guys many Benjamins.
  10. The "Poop Knife"

    As I said, don't google it. You have been warned.
  11. The "Poop Knife"

    well, the internet is a well-spring of wisdom and knowledge. And, no, you don't want to google "poop knife", no, you don't. You have been warned.
  12. Take a shower, it's summer!

    Yeah, if I had Scarlett Johannson and Jennifer Lawrence offering me a double, the last thing I'd worry about are stinky assholes.
  13. Take a shower, it's summer!

    It's a shit hole. It's supposed to stink.
  14. Take a shower, it's summer!

    Your body smells and develops odors. Big fucking deal.