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When a provider likes you....it's time to run away faster than Usain Bolt. Because a provider "liking" you is not the begin of a beautiful friendship with you busting your nut for free but the beginning of your wallet getting lighter and lighter. Provider: I like you You: I suppose that means I can leave them bennies at home now? Provider: Bruh, I've changed my mind.

Nothing worse than a bunch of stale lubricant in a chick's pussy.

Social media (Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, Snapchat, OnlyFans, Fansly, etc.) is great for me as a hobbyist, because it has significantly lowered the threshhold for my target demographic (20-30 year old slutty, tattoed girls) to post naughty content online. Years ago it used to be a struggle just to get a provider to send you a clear face pic, or, alternatively, she had these horrible photos on her website that showed everything but the way she actually looked. Often, they were years old. Now, all these sluts have OnlyFans for the dirty stuff, or Instagram. Last year I screwed this stripper from Seattle, who didn't charge me extra for naughty pics and videos during the session, because I let her use the stuff for her OnlyFans. Win win!

I've discovered this thriving porn subgenre in Japan, where tiny Japanese girls are harpooned by black guys. There is a significant demand for these "Black passport bros". This guy is apparently one of the most famous porn stars in Japan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oQbbSyv9Nw Given that the average Japanese male porn actor is hung like a squirrel, even an average-sized brother could probably make good money and fuck a lot of Japanese poon.

I suppose my Benjamins have the right to leave with me?

It is. The guy wants to get that nut out. The girl needs the $$. If I want a connection, I'll call AT&T,

Ninja Foodi 15 in 1 Case closed.

Wow, someone zombied a close to 10-year old thread. I still stand by what I said back then: it's all good. You're having sex. Expect hygiene issues. You want a sanitized experience? Buy a silicone fuck doll. I always have to laugh when I see guys crying like little baby jesues when they get shit on their dicks after anal. I mean, it's called shitter for a reason. What did ya expect: petunias and roses? Btw, same with menstruation: I've fucked plenty of girls who started to panic when they realized that Aunt flow was starting to visit: I'm always like: hang on, lemme get a plastic sheet, put it on the bed, and let's continue.

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Over the many years, I've had two girls try to blackmail me. I told them. Yeah, go ahead, make my day. I literally don't give a shit. I don't have a wife, no kids, so, yeah, I'm not loosing any sleep. Just in case, I would save all her contact information, pictures, web page, adverts, etc. Then, when she tries some shit, I would tell her: I'm gonna send all this info to relevant folks, you probably have kids. Well, say goodbye to little Johnny and Linda, coz they're now in foster care. Seriously, you try to blackmail me, I'm coming after you with Thor's Hammer.

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I have, literally, never used an Uber in my life. When I'm in an unfamiliar city, I use a cab. I mean, how did people get around before Uber?

Are you their provider or their mother?

15 minutes works, too.