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Wow, someone zombied a close to 10-year old thread. I still stand by what I said back then: it's all good. You're having sex. Expect hygiene issues. You want a sanitized experience? Buy a silicone fuck doll. I always have to laugh when I see guys crying like little baby jesues when they get shit on their dicks after anal. I mean, it's called shitter for a reason. What did ya expect: petunias and roses? Btw, same with menstruation: I've fucked plenty of girls who started to panic when they realized that Aunt flow was starting to visit: I'm always like: hang on, lemme get a plastic sheet, put it on the bed, and let's continue.

Turkey agrees to support Sweden's Nato bid.

Over the many years, I've had two girls try to blackmail me. I told them. Yeah, go ahead, make my day. I literally don't give a shit. I don't have a wife, no kids, so, yeah, I'm not loosing any sleep. Just in case, I would save all her contact information, pictures, web page, adverts, etc. Then, when she tries some shit, I would tell her: I'm gonna send all this info to relevant folks, you probably have kids. Well, say goodbye to little Johnny and Linda, coz they're now in foster care. Seriously, you try to blackmail me, I'm coming after you with Thor's Hammer.

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I have, literally, never used an Uber in my life. When I'm in an unfamiliar city, I use a cab. I mean, how did people get around before Uber?

Are you their provider or their mother?

15 minutes works, too.

Doesn't help with the hookers, coz most of them don't speak German.

Take a trip from Wiesbaden to Frankfurt and visit the brothels in the train station area. They are called "Laufhaeuser". Not great but you'll be able to at least bust a nut for cheap. Be sure to not bring any valuables, coz while you're being blown, the girl will gladly separate you from your earthly possessions, and if you try to complain, her Mongolian pimp would be happy to separate you from your jewels. You have been warned.

Probably all fake. Whatg you'll get is some fat girl who'll rip you off.

I miss the days of gonzo porn.

If you're banging a stranger, doesn't matter if it's a hooker or some chick you picked up via Tinder, don't do it unprotected, and that includes daty and getting your dick sucked. Full stop. Period. Also, don't rely on some hooker's moldy condoms, bring your own trusted brand.

Can't really say, would get me into trouble.

This. And please refer to my frequently posted guide to weight: 1. Slim = normal weight 2. A "few extra pounds" = fat 3. BBW = really fat 4. Fat= seriously fucking obese. Melissa McCarthy "The human tractor" territory.

I use Trojan Magnums. Works for me.

Waxed. Or you're going home.

Give up Russian pussy? Not gonna happen, even if I wake up one morning and find W.P. eating breakfast at my table.

What you write is mostly bullshit.

That's one way to look at it. Or, maybe she was hoping to charge you for a second hour......

Uh, no thanks. I'm done. Please, no cuddling. I can see this being a thing if you're screwing your girlfriend, but with a hooker my aftercare consists of getting rid of the condom, gathering my things, and heading out the door.

Lol, this thread is 4 years old.

Too funy. Girls choke down on a guy's nut sans condom, then cry about bbfs.

probably a ladyboi. I mean, if that's your thing, sure....

Gross. Just gross.