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seems to me if all the hookers in the world put the right kind of pressure on all the whore-chasin politicians in the world, it might just make it past committee for a full vote

that purse don't go with them high-tops

guess it depends on whether you're paying her to pretend she's your girlfriend or if you're pay her to let you pretend you're her boyfriend.

a/k/a/ ratfuck

now THAT'S the kind of barrel racin' i'm talkin' bout

you don't have to be an NFL hall of fame fame player turned NFL analyst the night after covering the Super Bowl just trying to hook up or nuthin' but wtf? http://www.people.com/article/warren-sapp-arrested-prostitution-assault and you can kiss the old P411 account goodbye . . .

oh no, not another boner-breakin' thread . . .

well buckeroo the stock show may be over but there's still a powerful good reason to think twice before engaging in this kind of dick-fracturin' horseplay http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/01/26/here-most-dangerous-sexual-position/?intcmp=ob_article_footer_text&intcmp=obnetwork but then again 'barrel racing' may still be on the menu

or you could try wearing a really good disguise

ahh. . . nothing like Austrian lesbians frenching -- and in front of the Cafe Prickel no less. You couldn't make this stuff up http://on.aol.com/video/lesbian-kiss-protest-in-vienna-518605883?hp=1&playlist=127170&icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl8|sec3_lnk1%26pLid%3D600411

but I LIKE playin doctor . . .

aw hell, just put on a cowboy hat and meander into any downtown bar. the pros will approach you, buckeroo and don't forget to wear a hubcap-sized belt buckle

#1 - but where's the martini? always thought Campbell was a sniveling douche. great job of acting!

no you don't ask her. if she feels comfortable enough with you after somewhat 'regular' visits then she can make her own choice to be forthcoming (so to speak)

so the moral of the story is, if you want her to squirt buy her a drink first?