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So, I saw this in a review posted yesterday :

"when we were in doggy she was on the phone texting and talking on the phone."

Had it been me I probably would not been amused, but sitting at the kitchen table I nearly choked on my coffee. Unbelivable!! Not sure how I would have reacted. How about you?

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1 hour ago, sb1212 said:

So, I saw this in a review posted yesterday :

"when we were in doggy she was on the phone texting and talking on the phone."

Had it been me I probably would not been amused, but sitting at the kitchen table I nearly choked on my coffee. Unbelivable!! Not sure how I would have reacted. How about you?

I still remember one of the more popular ladies of the ‘90s giving directions to her next customer while riding me.

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9 hours ago, sb1212 said:

So, I saw this in a review posted yesterday :

"when we were in doggy she was on the phone texting and talking on the phone."

Had it been me I probably would not been amused, but sitting at the kitchen table I nearly choked on my coffee. Unbelivable!! Not sure how I would have reacted. How about you?

LOL, how would I have reacted? I would have pulled out and slid right in THE BOOTY HOLE, not missing a stroke..................................Just keeping it real..........

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2 hours ago, Savoir Faire said:

LOL, how would I have reacted? I would have pulled out and slid right in THE BOOTY HOLE, not missing a stroke..................................Just keeping it real..........

Yea oops I wasn’t paying attention 🤣🤣

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The image cracked me up. And with all that, he only gave her a "so-so" rating....LMAO. 

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I remember seeing a lady many years ago who was texting with someone during DATY. That's a real ego boost. :(

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So glad to see she at least got a So-So rating. To put this kindly, that is just ridiculously retarded!! What a hustler.......

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17 hours ago, Savoir Faire said:

LOL, how would I have reacted? I would have pulled out and slid right in THE BOOTY HOLE, not missing a stroke..................................Just keeping it real..........

OUCH, I remember reading a provider's story posted some years back. She mentioned she got "Booty Holed" and she nearly passed out. She said it was an accident and instant during a hot and pleasurable romp.

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8 hours ago, mtnman said:

OUCH, I remember reading a provider's story posted some years back. She mentioned she got "Booty Holed" and she nearly passed out. She said it was an accident and instant during a hot and pleasurable romp.

Sometimes a provider has to take the call, whether she is sitting, talking or fucking LOL. I have not one problem with a provider taking a phone call ESPECIALLY in the DOGGYSTYLE POSITON...................

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MM that brings me to a TIME when I was doing the old SWITCHEROO and my leg CRAMPED up and suddenly I was with some GAL PAL two rooms down from where I STARTED and SHE was on THREE phones at once!

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17 hours ago, Savoir Faire said:

Sometimes a provider has to take the call, whether she is sitting, talking or fucking LOL. I have not one problem with a provider taking a phone call ESPECIALLY in the DOGGYSTYLE POSITON...................

A good provider who really cares isn’t gonna answer her phone, it will be on silent, my regular does that also because it’s going off crazy, only reason I put up with it is cuz she’s hot

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1 hour ago, stevie-2249 said:

A good provider who really cares isn’t gonna answer her phone, it will be on silent, my regular does that also because it’s going off crazy, only reason I put up with it is cuz she’s hot

Steve E I agree that a professional provider is not going to put you through this type of behavior but LOL, just because she is HOT does not mean she is a professional. A good 90 percent of us MEN only put up with a lot of shit is because THE WOMAN IS HOT. What I won't put up with is sitting/waiting to be invited up. LOL most of my REGULARS know that The Savior does not play, so they invite me up while they get ready or as soon as I arrive. But these New Ones are TIME CHALLENGED big time. 

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On 3/21/2024 at 6:33 PM, Savoir Faire said:

LOL, how would I have reacted? I would have pulled out and slid right in THE BOOTY HOLE, not missing a stroke..................................Just keeping it real..........

If that entry hasn't been agreed upon that, SF, sounds like assault to me.  

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OG you never know what’s going to happen It’s LIKE …paddling a canoe tied the the ROOF of a car moving around tunnels…SLIP RIGHT in I do!

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I am surprised he did not get a rebuttal like the one I got from the same provider or even a worse one ... sometimes we got to speak up ... btw, I just realized I gave her a yes (wrong selection from my end )

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6 hours ago, Savoir Faire said:

Steve E I agree that a professional provider is not going to put you through this type of behavior but LOL, just because she is HOT does not mean she is a professional. A good 90 percent of us MEN only put up with a lot of shit is because THE WOMAN IS HOT. What I won't put up with is sitting/waiting to be invited up. LOL most of my REGULARS know that The Savior does not play, so they invite me up while they get ready or as soon as I arrive. But these New Ones are TIME CHALLENGED big time. 

the little head in charge!

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Sometimes multitasking is definitely not a plus!  Very disrespectful!>It is best to put your phones on silence, or put them in another room. Yes, I always have two phones. I keep my worlds separate as well  as the phones out of sight. Once a client stole my phone on his way out the door. Everything important needs to be out of sight as well as reach. And don’t be chatting away while you are with someone. Engaged in sex to boot? Now that’s amazing! 🤨😂

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If this happened during an encounter, I would not be pleased and would not be seeing the lady again.  When I am with someone I hope that each of us is focused on shared pleasure that does not include phone calls.

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On 3/21/2024 at 11:19 AM, sb1212 said:

So, I saw this in a review posted yesterday :

"when we were in doggy she was on the phone texting and talking on the phone."

Had it been me I probably would not been amused, but sitting at the kitchen table I nearly choked on my coffee. Unbelivable!! Not sure how I would have reacted. How about you?

Yeah that's just flat out unacceptable. I really try to always give my undivided attention with phones off. For that what I would expect from a provider if I was seeing her . 

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On 3/21/2024 at 9:19 AM, sb1212 said:

So, I saw this in a review posted yesterday :

"when we were in doggy she was on the phone texting and talking on the phone."

Had it been me I probably would not been amused, but sitting at the kitchen table I nearly choked on my coffee. Unbelivable!! Not sure how I would have reacted. How about you?

Had a "friend" check his Apple watch while he was dining at the Y. 

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19 hours ago, oldguy47 said:

If that entry hasn't been agreed upon that, SF, sounds like assault to me.  

OG47 its okay Bro, you CLEARLY DIDN'T GET THE JOKE........ 

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I would see that as being in poor taste. BUT...on the other hand I've had like 3-4 clients over the years who REQUESTED I do this or something similar mid sesh. They basically got off on being backburnered or an afterthought. I guess it's maybe a milder version of wanting to be cuckolded. As far as kinks go, it's one I didn't mind doing. Once I spent a whole hour getting daty while blowing $ shopping online, with his CC. It took some getting used to, and felt weird at first...but hey I can't say I didn't like it. It really does take all kinds of people to keep everything in motion I guess.

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Oh Tryt THAT takes me back to MY OLD SCHOOL days when things were totally beyond…I’m still REELING at the scent….WOW….

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I had a client walk in on what seemed a business call. All activities proceeded while on the call with an occasional finger to the mouth in a shhhh fashion. It was awkward, but I think for some it’s a turn in as it’s happened another time with a different client. The first time the client was on with his wife. I was very green, and would NEVER do that again. 

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On 3/24/2024 at 1:52 PM, Savoir Faire said:

OG47 its okay Bro, you CLEARLY DIDN'T GET THE JOKE........ 

SF, glad you agree that it would be assault. Not glad you think assault is something to joke about.

From the CDC:  "Over half of women and almost 1 in 3 men have experienced sexual violence involving physical contact during their lifetimes."

 

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On 3/25/2024 at 9:30 AM, Audrey Astor said:

I had a client walk in on what seemed a business call. All activities proceeded while on the call with an occasional finger to the mouth in a shhhh fashion. It was awkward, but I think for some it’s a turn in as it’s happened another time with a different client. The first time the client was on with his wife. I was very green, and would NEVER do that again. 

I've been guilty of this very thing. An important call comes in when en route to see a young lady. You don't think it will take that long, so you pick it up. I can recall at least twice, being in a session, engaging in activities with a young lady, with a phone to my ear trying to closely follow that call. At least now I use a hands-free headset. :D Still, not cool.

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On 3/24/2024 at 10:49 AM, Rose Mastos said:

Had a "friend" check his Apple watch while he was dining at the Y. 

I hope you didn't any Bens for that job ... it must be important. I've had to stop all action when my work called (only sensitive stuff triggers calls and had a special ring tone for that)

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On 3/24/2024 at 1:52 PM, Savoir Faire said:

OG47 its okay Bro, you CLEARLY DIDN'T GET THE JOKE........ 

As one of my favorite comedians/talk show hosts used to say - Nothing funny down that road lies.  There is nothing funny about sexual assault.  Period.  

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On 3/23/2024 at 2:37 PM, stevie-2249 said:

A good provider who really cares isn’t gonna answer her phone, it will be on silent, my regular does that also because it’s going off crazy, only reason I put up with it is cuz she’s hot

I know several providers that have children.  If they get a call from school, baby sitter etc. hell yes they should take the call, at least long enough to determine if it is an emergency.  I also know several that only play as a side job and have real world jobs, some that require them to be on call. Should they risk losing their main source of income so as not to harm your delicate sense of intimacy?  And yes, during busy times some schedule appointments close together especially when dealing with the 15 minute crowd - if Mr. Next is there early should she just let him come on up and knock on the door?  Should she make random calls to other than the above and similar during sessions, um no.  But acting like there is never a reason for is just naive and unreasonable.

As for the stated fans of 15 minute appointments and doggy - how the hell would you even notice as long as she interjects a fake moan or two?:lol:

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bored and ignored is a whole porn genre. maybe that's what she's going for lol

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