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  1. Second chance?

    I've had this scenario play out in my dealings a little too much for my liking, and it's not that the whole world is against me or that I'm a bad provider...but I recognize when it happens that usually *I* WAS THE PROBLEM. Between that and a few occasions of HORRIBLE AND UNLUCKY malfeasance from the universe/some mischievous dick creator who loves to watch the world he made burn in places we can't reach...well it made for a BRUTAL summer for this lady <------. Lord knows that id have gone belly up by nowwithout having some wonderful and understanding people around who were exceedingly nice enough to deal with my absolute inability to get to one f-ing thing on time this past summer... ...but Seriously. If you are a guy who had to wait around on my arrival the past few months, even if you only saw me that once over it...yall simply don't know just how much of a difference it made in my life to have that empathy bestowed upon me from you fellas. It was a huge blessing, and just thank you! I can assure all who have been affected by my spotty timekeeping, that I would not have been at all inclined to turn down an appointment or not make it to ya lickety split for any reason that wasn't just totally unwelcome and bothersome for me to deal with. Things happen...and to me they happen way too much to be fine with it. I have too many people in my camp, and most of them are pretty self centered or can jail me unless I hold my cheeks open for their ease of fucking that ass. I want em gone and to stay gone. But we just can't always make that happen. Thankfully, I have seen a significant turn of circumstances since it got chillier out, and all you patient guys mean a lot to a haphazard cupcake like myself. I'd say consider granting the lady ONE more chance to prove she isn't a total dunce.
  2. Geez, Can't Handle Rejection?

    This right here. I get calls every day from people who saw that my ad says out only. Yet decided that I must just be waiting for him to call since I am not sharing my luxury in call with all the other peasants who only get to have outs. The funniset part is that they always seem so full of disbelief when I reiterate that what my ad said is actually true; not some mind game for him to try to get the answer he'd prefer me to have.... When I DO rent an incall, hell that's when I get asked to go to Boulder immediately and then followed up by a trip to Greeley or Nederland or Elizabeth or Whatever is sufficiently far to make it clear to me that the universe enjoys a good laugh at times :-p I mean, I'll do it but really...
  3. Geez, Can't Handle Rejection?

    Last night, I had someone message me for a last minute and when I asked my usual "Name and Age, Pls?" I get a response that he'd rather not, and when his number came back--much to my shock--a burner, I informed him that my instructions were not options and he couldn't just choose to ignore them and see me. Naturally his response was that he knew that and just didn't care. He just wanted me to fully and immediately trust him and go be alone with him, while making it clear he had none of the same good faith towards me. When I basically told him he was wasting our time, he said something like "well you're a cum dumpster and my life is more meaningful so sorry you feel that way..." Wut. Teh. Fack. Trust me when I say this : there are some people you just shouldn't go near. Not some, actually, but plenty. I don't want to be at the mercy of someone who truly feels that I am less of a life form than him just cause I'm not a breeder and provide this service. He called ME, yet wasn't friendly enough to even make up a name because he really believed he was above it. Nah thanks!
  4. Getting Stood Up

    I got stood up for a real life date twice in the past 7 days. Made me feel like total crap. I'm sorry you are dealing with the flakes right now, they seem to be particularly bad here :/
  5. Weird behavior?

    This city has a vibe to it that I'd prefer not to feel, and I'm 100% unable to leave. While Ive met wonderful and amazing people here...I've also talked to, met, and almost met some folks who just chilled me to the bone and reminded me that you must ALWAYS play your hand close here or you will pay dearly.
  6. What does being respectful mean to you?

    You're a lucky Gal Audrey... these days, respect has been shown to me in ways such as...contacting me at 4 am, then ignoring me when I quickly return the call--scheduling with me, letting me shower and dress and walk out the door...all for the pleasure of being told "no address until you send me a pic to prove you're real (stupid)."---and I am starting to see new trends in respect like being shorted 10 bucks several times by several different people 5 times in like a week. Sometimes they even show their respect by asking me to tell them as graphically as possible what my "merchandise" looks like so they can decide whether I am hot enough to make 10 bucks less than my rate... I have grown to DEEPLY appreciate the people who don't approach with "you better not be ugly lolz...." ...because as soon as I see some text that says haha or lol at the end of it, I know that I will never lay eyes on the person who sent it. Because, ya know, LOLZ I need to be less stingy with my pics so they'll MAYBE think I'm nicer and tell me how they stroke it to the pic they tricked outta me (hypothetically )... For me at this point, I would feel plenty respected if things were just to go back to where they were about 3-4 years ago...when the vast majority of the gentlemen I dealt with were eager to talk to me on an even keel and didn't act so put out when I needed to take a couple swigs from my Big Gulp between being told to "suck on that like you mean it." Respect for me is basic friendliness, common courtesy, a framework built on mutual appreciation, and being true to your word. I know those guys are still out there, and I miss them more days than not...but nevertheless, keep up the awesome stuff and treating us like we're people just like you are it does mean the world to me and I do notice it and purr accordingly
  7. so i passed the pet food factory on i-70 today.....

    Oh lord that shit mill does stink. Based on that smell alone my precious cat will never eat their products again...but I still let her deposit her poop into their litter. She's happy cause she gets better cat food out of it and behaves better. But seriously, I have it on good authority that crappy pet food is made from old meat packages from grocery stores...thrown in the wood chipper packaging and all. I bet the Purina factory smell like ass garbage because it's basically a landfill formed into inoffensive looking nuggets for our pets to eat. I can see why my last pet ran away...
  8. Why do you do this???

    Doh. I love how I NEVER, and I mean n.e.v.e.r.--am the one to initiate contact with some dude who presumes to cut me down and say I'm throwing my life away by "shaking down" guys who shouldn't HAVE TO be forced to be "taxed" for their basic human rights---such as nsa pussoi. Because I'm better than that. My favorite answer is something like how I'm actually not above it and OMG I'M SUCH A SCREWUP WAHHHHHH! THAT makes them back away not so slowly...sometimes you just gotta make em think you're crazier than them.
  9. Why do you do this???

    I believe signing it Chad is what really tied it all together neatly...or blew it all apart in the biggest clusterfuck ever. Whatever. (Mic drop)
  10. Why do you do this???

    My curse seems to be the email. It goes a little something like this: Hi Trystan, Now, I KNOW you say call or text only, but I decided email works for me, since I am way too high on the social ladder to give a lowly whore like yourself my phone number... You would only tell my wife and she would ruin everything with consequences. Not on my wish list, I'm sure you understand. I KNOW you bitches say no explicit discussion and no pic requests. However I like to know what all this $ you want EXACTLY. So, let me know if you are down for (insert activity that I don't do and never have) and also condoms make my dick turn into a narwhal so no need to bring em...but I'm married so I'm 100% clean and you better be too and if you aren't , well then you better be honest about it. No herps had better show up on my junk. My wife would probably kill you... One last I Know your ad contains all the info I could hope for but what are your rates and what discounts d I qualify for since I noticed you had ONE bad review? Also, are you okay with letting me snort things off your tits? Hopefully we can work together, if you are good enough for my taste and can be in Fort Collins in about 45 min wearing (insert ludicrously detailed outfit demand). My kids will be sleeping upstairs so try not to be so obvious since my neighbors are so fond of me and think I'm a more upstanding citizen than you could ever be. See ya soon, booboo kittyfuck! Chad
  11. You're reviews are great, and that's ALL I know.

    Bella it's because you're a bitch. And a shitstarter. And a BSC hooktard go back to your corner now... 😹
  12. You're reviews are great, and that's ALL I know.

    It is at absolute fucking zero. Unfortunately that gets me called abrasive or a bitch or whatever they are calling people these days who dare react appropriately to being shat upon. I may be not as liked but I am no ass kisser, and I firmly believe that in order to be mentally sound a woman must maintain her sexual dignity and NOT be pummeled into submission by defective and low-stooping jackasses. WE ARE WORTH BEING TREATED WITH HUMANITY. Crazy concept, I know! Thanks dear. I am a sweetheart but too many confuse that with pliable or non confrontational.
  13. You're reviews are great, and that's ALL I know.

    Leo helps. What a fox.
  14. You're reviews are great, and that's ALL I know.

    Thanks for pointing it out, and on the heels of yet another cancellation after I was strung along for hours and questioned about all kinds of shit just to amuse someone I'll never meet. As far as I can tell, it's just a thing I'm supposed to accept and not say anything about, lest my biggest cheerleader take delight in telling me in a roundabout way that they're counting and watching and I should just stop talking. Noted and acknowledged. Thanks for the pep talk, you can always be counted upon when I don't quite feel ridiculed enough for a day.
  15. You're reviews are great, and that's ALL I know.

    Despite my topic of discussion, I agree. I have met some once in a lifetime men here, terrific people I can't imagine having possibly never met otherwise...