skunkoiraire

Octogenarian!!!!!! My wife and I were leaving our hotel AND SHE WAS DOING HER WOMAN IN RED thang - red dress red lipsticks red heels red contact lenses )))) SHAZZOOM she said I hoots check the pool area I think I left my sunglasses there - OF…..COURSE….she did. She found them and as we are checking out a guy all wet from the pool comes out and slides up to us like he knows us!!!! He says and I can’t imagine things like this on the down low…..ROXANNE YOU DONT HAVE TO WEAR THAT DRESS TONIGHT!!!!! So I’m like are you Sting????? He said can I ride in your car so I GOES do you have a fast car…..and then he goes IN YOUR ROOm,,,,and I’m like well nice to know you but we have to make like a tree and get out of here….and he says ok I’m going to my room and chill in MY HOT TUB TIME MACHINE#####and exited stage left!!!!! My wife and I checked out (but we could never leave) and I think that guy is still around hanging around this old town for way way way way too long,,,,,,I wonder if he still has that GOOD HUMOR bar,,,,I report you decide True Crime Story?????but I digress…..

Wowsers!!!! I did a 360 head spin when I saw how this was exactly how my last encounter went!!!!&&&&$$$$ I had reached out and confirmed a space and drove over after having some pause on the VCR!!!! When I pulled in and checked it they WERE SO READY for me to come up but since I was FOGGED I contacted another encounter!!!!! They said come right in amazingly it was the EXACT same locale!!!!!????? I ambled in and noticed the first contact just sitting there and went past to meet with the 2nd contact who was like over here!!! After the COMPLETION I AMBLED OUT???? And as I was easing into my car the FIRST contact said come in so I DID and they didn’t notice I had already been and they said here YA go then and proceeded to MAKE DO! Did you WAIT LONG and I said no the other got ME done and they said no wonder and we laughed and then I said the SKUNIOR DOESNT WAIT in parking areas and they said that’s why you should check in ONLINE so that’s how my hair got so SHORT!!!!!

Person at work I worked at a PARTS STORE in a REALLY DRY PART….there was a woman who would have CRAZY HAIR all over if you dig my vibes and one time there were two guys and she said I should DO a RACE that would be cool….I was like okay I’m no race GUY BUT the skunko never BACKS DOWN…so I agreed then we went and I raced even though I was up against some TOUGH HOMBRES IF you are knowing the scene…..!!!!! So it was down to the wire but the Skunko made it happen despite the odds!!!!! Then the woman was like ALL I wanna go home away from this dry place and I saw those two guys and there were like You Are Cool because your midichlorians are like off the chart….$$$$@@@@ so I agreed and we all piled in and went to her home WORLD after I said goodbye to my mom but I couldn’t figure out that woman and she just was like I’m better than YOU!!((())) but it worked out and then I got a different JOB once the EMPEROR SAW the Skunko POTENTIAL:::::so I’m guessing like everyone’s been there DONE THAT with a jingle jangle and a 360!

AWESOME!!!! I also was shopping at the food PANTRY and there was FAMILIAR FACES all around me as I go there like 6 times A WEEK! This one person I KEPT STARING at and finally they came over and SAID can I HELP you. Well right then I couldn’t answer and I asked if maybe I COULD BE OF ASSISTANCE! Well sir they kept pressing ME and I wasn’t going to give it up and then I remembered! Eventually security asked me to leave SO I DID! True story…….

Sevens! I had a similar androgyny every day! Toiling down the fax when I get that 15 min hankering so I do a quick 360 and start threading me EYE NEEDLES for that MUCHO CAMPO!!!!! Lo and behold I SPIES the delicacy and pull in. Well SIR there was waiting and if EVERYONE KNOWS that is not in the STYLE of the Skunkior! So another 360 and a jingle jang and I am at the next door. I get what I came for and then after I do review even though I had just had 3 other ones right before another one is all side eyes because they want the Skunkior as their main deal. I guess jealousy and Food Truck Yelp reviews are kinda a thing now! But the Skunkior is his own brand so don’t be hating!

Like when I do a 360 while toodling down 25 and my phone jinger jangers with a little toodle for my next 15 min visit in the area…I expect the clouds to part and a ray of sunshine to envelope my head for all to see that the skunkior has arrived. That and lunch.

Au contrite me es a Mae - the skunkoaire is all in for loving - why just ask any of the hundreds of fine humans I’ve seen - 15 minutes of the skunkior is all the loving they can handle! And it’s no reflection on my budgeting skills to only give 15 minutes of love at a time! This be real true life!

I will say a number of postings on Tryst with well below normal hourly rates will have OFans as the contact - I suspect this is just a way to get subscribers and they will ignore or delete any messsging around irl meetups and likely can have your account flagged and deleted for messaging them with the intent to meet up - case in point: https://tryst.link/escort/tiagirl - it seems to be a trend like the word got out a fool and his little head will part with money quick like - like real life stuff happening around these parts!

I am always reminded of a NyQuil fever dream when I encounter your posts - which universe is this I must say!

Her X profile is very telling she hasn’t posted in over a year.

SCREENING is how I PAN FOR GOLD SO never.....//////BEEN MUCH OF A BRAIN for ME!!!!!!

STEVIA-EOR.....that resembles so MUCH what happened to ME! I pulled into a familiar place because I was ready to place my NEEDS.....and as I'm coming around I see a guy LOOKING all haggled and wishing he was somewhere ELSE! ME!!!!!......I lay down what was NEEDED and then move forward to the next POSITION where I was told I needed to WAIT AT ANOTHER SPOT!!!!!>>>>>>.......I SAID THE SKUNKIOR DON'T THROW DOWN THAT WAY and made a QUICK 360 and HEADED OUT!!!!??????!!!!!!******As I'm TOOLING AWAY I see that same guy coming back out still looking ALL SAD and DEJECTED!!!!*****I CHUCKLED TO MYSELF realizing that I HIT EM WITH DOUBLE PAN and then FALL IN A HEAP on the other SIDE!!!!!!

LGJr……Jaws 3D and The DEEP…….dudes would take my BEST CHUTES AND LADDERS SKILL and I would just mutter YOU AINT GOT THE ROLL but they didn’t know how to pass go………

MR95….HUMOR IS in the ears of the offended…to you sir my CAPE is unbound…FOOLS travel where monkeys follow in a blaze of amplitude…….,,,,,…..