Posted November 15, 2019 So I asked do you really offer a GFE experience?? she said absolutely!!! I texted I was on my way and she said she was running late... and btw would I mind stopping at the store and getting her a few things ... (list sent in text sent) ok different but ok ... I knocked on door and she answered in an old pair of sweets and old t-shirt ... handed me a bag of trash and asked me to take it out ... ok a little different but I went along ... she then told me she would be ready in a few minutes and would I help out with a little straightening up in the kitchen there where a few dishes in the sink... ok I like to help and I’m a little flexible... an hour later she came out of bathroom all ready and asked me if I liked her outfit... I said absolutely that outfit makes you look very sexy... we then had a 30 minute argument about what I didn’t think she was naturally sexy and it was just the outfit... finally she calmed down and we got comfortable and I told her how I was looking forward to us enjoying some fun adult time ... she said great and pulled out a magazine with a quiz to find out if we were compatible... ok ok I finally tried to get close and kiss her ... she pulled back and said honey I have a headache and I’m not really in the mood ... WHAT? I’m totally lost here what is all this about I asked? ... she smiled and said you asked for a true GFE that will be 250.00 I have shopping to do... led me to the door and said as I left maybe next time you should ask for a true provider experience... it’s a lot more fun and we get to have wild fun sex with that one lol happy Friday enjoy your day 18 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 15, 2019 Pretty much sums up the last sugar baby I saw. Everyone one of those things happened at one time in our relationship. Spent too much for way too little. Only thing I didn't do was bail her out. Told her if she had treated me better, she wouldn't have been in more than a hour. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 15, 2019 Love this ❤ Happy Friday Coach!! 💋💋💋 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 15, 2019 How do guys get themselves into this crap? 🤷♀️ This could be a soap opera or reality show. Cripes! 🤔🤨😬 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 15, 2019 Made my day, You could get that treatment at home. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 15, 2019 48 minutes ago, Audrey Astor said: How do guys get themselves into this crap? 🤷♀️ This could be a soap opera or reality show. Cripes! 🤔🤨😬 What do you mean could be ?? It is for some folks!! Lmao!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Audrey Astor said: How do guys get themselves into this crap? 🤷♀️ This could be a soap opera or reality show. Cripes! 🤔🤨😬 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Audrey Astor said: How do guys get themselves into this crap? 🤷♀️ This could be a soap opera or reality show. Cripes! 🤔🤨😬 I'm sure the OP is pulling out levyand just telling a joke. A very funny joke. This describes married life perfectly. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Audrey Astor said: How do guys get themselves into this crap? 🤷♀️ This could be a soap opera or reality show. Cripes! 🤔🤨😬 Go to your mirror...take off your clothes. THAT'S how guys get themselves into that crap. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 16, 2019 Perhaps I had a blonde moment😆 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 16, 2019 54 minutes ago, Audrey Astor said: Perhaps I had a blonde moment😆 You’re entitled to them, naturally 😘 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 16, 2019 4 hours ago, ilovewomen said: I'm sure the OP is pulling out levyand just telling a joke. A very funny joke. This describes married life perfectly. I need to spell check before I hit submit. That should read: pulling our leg 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 16, 2019 Thanks for all the comments... I guess I still need a little work on my humor... funny how a few thought it was real ... happy Friday night .... be safe have fun laugh a little it is good for you. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Thecoach said: Thanks for all the comments... I guess I still need a little work on my humor... funny how a few thought it was real ... happy Friday night .... be safe have fun laugh a little it is good for you. I think it was just me😂🤦♀️😂 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 16, 2019 16 hours ago, Thecoach said: So I asked do you really offer a GFE experience?? she said absolutely!!! I texted I was on my way and she said she was running late... and btw would I mind stopping at the store and getting her a few things ... (list sent in text sent) ok different but ok ... I knocked on door and she answered in an old pair of sweets and old t-shirt ... handed me a bag of trash and asked me to take it out ... ok a little different but I went along ... she then told me she would be ready in a few minutes and would I help out with a little straightening up in the kitchen there where a few dishes in the sink... ok I like to help and I’m a little flexible... an hour later she came out of bathroom all ready and asked me if I liked her outfit... I said absolutely that outfit makes you look very sexy... we then had a 30 minute argument about what I didn’t think she was naturally sexy and it was just the outfit... finally she calmed down and we got comfortable and I told her how I was looking forward to us enjoying some fun adult time ... she said great and pulled out a magazine with a quiz to find out if we were compatible... ok ok I finally tried to get close and kiss her ... she pulled back and said honey I have a headache and I’m not really in the mood ... WHAT? I’m totally lost here what is all this about I asked? ... she smiled and said you asked for a true GFE that will be 250.00 I have shopping to do... led me to the door and said as I left maybe next time you should ask for a true provider experience... it’s a lot more fun and we get to have wild fun sex with that one lol happy Friday enjoy your day Hmmm This sounds like my EX Wife..Did she per chance ask you to pay for her rent or her cable? Running late was always her MO all of there's years...My Humble advice? Ditch her, find another woman. Do yourself a favor! Life is an adventure, enjoy yourself! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 16, 2019 13 hours ago, Thecoach said: funny how a few thought it was real ... Nope. Fucking hilarious. Keep 'em comin' 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 16, 2019 18 hours ago, Thecoach said: Thanks for all the comments... I guess I still need a little work on my humor... funny how a few thought it was real ... happy Friday night .... be safe have fun laugh a little it is good for you. Your humor was spot on. That is how comedians get their material. Real life!! It might not happen all at once but that shit does happen, it you hang around some girls long enough. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 16, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 7:55 AM, Thecoach said: ... an hour later she came out of bathroom all ready and asked me if I liked her outfit... I said absolutely that outfit makes you look very sexy... we then had a 30 minute argument about what I didn’t think she was naturally sexy and it was just the outfit... finally she calmed down and we got comfortable and I told her how I was looking forward to us enjoying some fun adult time ... You have captured the essence of my life in one short passage. You bastard! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2019 Something i am going thru right now but in my case she is married as i am and have bought her groceries,washed her car,and other stuff. At the end of the month she is normally short on rent so i help her. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2019 so sorry it went down that way for you - bummer... PM sent:)))))) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2019 I need a BFE to take out my trash, walk the dogs, remodel my bathroom and hot sex. Apply within. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2019 25 minutes ago, Laci French said: ... remodel my bathroom and hot sex Does that remodel include a sauna? 😁 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2019 With the rocks and water...lol Come back to Colorado baby because the sauna will keep you warm. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Laci French said: With the rocks and water...lol Come back to Colorado baby because the sauna will keep you warm. But we’re supposed to have 80 degrees for Christmas Day. 😜😘 BTW: I think you missed the inference - Hot Sex in the sauna 🥵 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
