wglide2003

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About wglide2003

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  • Birthday 11/28/1950

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  1. Insomnia

    I require at least 6 hours but I do wake up very early, 3 am.
  2. How long was your blackout?

    Mine was two days. Great to be in contact with great friends here.
  3. Since some ladies still can’t access TOB

    I have been unable to access TOB since Tuesday. Message was cannot find website Just got in today. I tried all devices at home both Microsoft and Apple. What I finally did was cut power to all devices while they were on, unplugged power strip, including modem which has WiFI let sit for 10 minutes and plugged back in and am able to get in on all devices. Yes it appears to be a IP address thing. Hope this helps.
  4. Post Your Funnies

    Chile cook off If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third Judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted". Here are the scorecard notes from the event: CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI... Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy #$%@, what the #&** is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI... Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI... Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting #$%&-faced from all of the beer. CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC... Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-LB woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac? CHILI # 5 LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER... Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground,adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks. CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY... Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone. CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI.. Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI... Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted toreally hot chili? Judge # 3 - No Report
  5. Sadie Hawkins Day

    Wow! So glad if finally got back on TOB. Will be cheking PM's often.
  6. Cuddles and pets. Late night thoughts.

    I love dogs and always bring cookies to the ladies whom have them. I have always had dogs, normally two. Down to one black lab now. But I have to baby sit my daughter's dog way to often.
  7. Ladies reaching out...

    This happens once in a while with ladies that there is a connection. Sometimes we just go to lunch (social rate of course). Sometimes it turns into a good time. Always like to hear that the ladies are ok and that they are thinking about me. Marketing maybe.
  8. Please be careful driving in this mess

    Thans why I keep an extra pair of of clean underware in my bag, you start out clean and Shit Happens. All kidding aside Gla you are Ok and you are right. Drive with care.
  9. Happy Birthday USMC

    Also no such thing as an Ex-Marine. I again raise my glass to my friends in the US Army.
  10. Happy Birthday USMC

    Happy Birthday United States Marine Corp I raise my glass to all, both current and former Marines Semper Fi
  11. Thank a VETERAN

    Thanks and Thank you for your service. Welcome Home.
  12. Happy Birthday Mountainrider

    Happy Birthday, may it be filled with good things.
  13. Question for the Gents

    I do not like booking agents, some of the communications as likes and dislikes are not passed on to the lady. One I know of handles the communications with client but has a gal who handes the screening. She does screen the hell out of you. My 2 cents.
  14. Location, Location, Location

    I live far south and east of Denver so North Denver is a drive for me. I really appreciate when a lady gives an approximate location. It makes a huge difference in drive time especially during rush hours.
  15. Happy Birthday WGlide2003

    Gitting more than one "Birthday Bang" is worth a try.