wglide2003

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About wglide2003

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  • Birthday 11/28/1950

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  1. Happy Valentines Day Denver❣

    Happy Valentine's day to all the lovely ladies on TOB
  2. Pussy Juice - on or off

    I thought they were called 'womb brooms'.
  3. Hangover Cures??

    Hope you are finally feeling better, it usually takes two days.
  4. Missionary Position

    I think I know that girl.
  5. 9999

    Only three more to go now.
  6. K Time to Lighten It Up Again...

    A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all. Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, 'Get well soon, from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.'
  7. K Time to Lighten It Up Again...

    Dead pussy An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy." The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."
  8. K Time to Lighten It Up Again...

    An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc ?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season." One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'." "Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
  9. Great day for homemade chili

    Got out the Chicken chili with white kidney beans. Plowing again, only been snowed in three times in the last week.
  10. private or hotel

    I have never had a bad experience with either one. I have no prference, it's the lady that I am there to see.
  11. Wanna play a game??

    are kind
  12. Eleonora

    She now has two reviews on TNA.
  13. Duel

    I believe it is a Rapier, Sabers have curved blades and use from horseback in a slashing mannor. Rapier is a thrusting weapon.
  14. Ladies why be so flaky?

    I got flaked on today by one of the high end providers. Scheduled an appointment for this morning on Thursday. She has a demanding day job and said today would work. Wanted to call me so I gave her a time and in the meantime I got a request to dog sit my daughters dogs. I texted back that I was now available to take a call. No call at the appointed time but she put up an ad at that time, not answering follow up texts over past two days. Sometimes an explanitation would go a long way, needless to say I won't be contacting her again. just my 2 cents worth
  15. Great day for homemade chili

    I am going to have breakfast for dinner, bacon and eggs.