Posted September 12, 2014 Well folks, I've gone from GFE to FBSM and now to WE -- Wife Experience. What services should I offer? Wish me luck on my journey! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 12, 2014 Twice a year, birthday and anniversary. Costs half of everything you have. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 12, 2014 I would say combination of GFE, FBSM, And the did you deposit your paycheck= entire paycheck 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 12, 2014 Aurora Mike has lot of good suggestion: a few more 1. we aren't 21 anymore (no show) 2. saying I am not your girlfriend I am your wife.... when asking about sex. (false advertising pictures aren't real bait and switch) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 12, 2014 Not tonight honey, I have a headache - $50 off Not tonight honey, the 'roids are acting up - $50 off for the mention, $100 for visual proof Haven't shaved your legs in 4 days - $25 off Haven't shaved your pits in 4 days - $100 off In that danger zone between trimmed and 70s bush - $100 off Half hearted 15 second blowjob and asking, "happy now?" - $25 off Asking if I remembered to close the garage door mid-sex - $50 off Cum dodging ("ew, don't get that stuff on me") - free session Making him beg for sex - $100 upsell Telling him to hurry up, you're tired - $25 upsell Criticizing his beer gut / spare tire, "honey you really need to start exercising again" - you keep the donation, he leaves dejected Denying anything remotely adventurous / kinky, only allowing absolutely silent vanilla missionary sex through a hole in the sheet - $500 premium I think this is a good start to the menu. Post of the year. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 12, 2014 I'm going to go with the positive stuff; Have the house clean, organized, and homey Have dinner on the table when he gets home Stop by the office on his lunch hour and suck his dick from under his desk Pack a sexy nude pic in his lunch Suck his dick really good before he goes to work and when he goes to bed Love his mom Walk his dog Plan a super fun weekend get away to a swingers club Have his car serviced and cleaned Make sure his laundry is done and cleaners is picked up Laugh at his jokes look your best so all the other guys are envious Keep it hot and steamy by bringing in another lady and trying new stuff You can do it! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2014 I'm going to go with the positive stuff; Have the house clean, organized, and homey Have dinner on the table when he gets home Stop by the office on his lunch hour and suck his dick from under his desk Pack a sexy nude pic in his lunch Suck his dick really good before he goes to work and when he goes to bed Love his mom Walk his dog Plan a super fun weekend get away to a swingers club Have his car serviced and cleaned Make sure his laundry is done and cleaners is picked up Laugh at his jokes look your best so all the other guys are envious Keep it hot and steamy by bringing in another lady and trying new stuff You can do it! That is the FE (Fairytale Experience) sorta like finding a unicorn, it doesn't exist. Welcome to hell meganrae, I knew you had a dark side. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2014 Nag, nag, nag.............. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) I'm going to go with the positive stuff; Have the house clean, organized, and homey Have dinner on the table when he gets home Stop by the office on his lunch hour and suck his dick from under his desk Pack a sexy nude pic in his lunch Suck his dick really good before he goes to work and when he goes to bed Love his mom Walk his dog Plan a super fun weekend get away to a swingers club Have his car serviced and cleaned Make sure his laundry is done and cleaners is picked up Laugh at his jokes look your best so all the other guys are envious Keep it hot and steamy by bringing in another lady and trying new stuff You can do it! you forgot: suck his dick under the table at the restaurant suck his dick on the plane on the way to a funeral. give him a hand job at church [snip] suck his dick while cop is writing ticket after you've been pulled over sex on his parents' bed change his oil Edited September 17, 2014 by The Oxymoron forbidden topic 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) I'm going to go with the positive stuff; Love his mom Laugh at his jokes ! Mother Teresa is still alive ! you forgot: suck his dick under the table at the restaurant suck his dick on the plane on the way to a funeral. give him a hand job at church [snip] suck his dick while cop is writing ticket after you've been pulled over Great plan.....too much sex....heart attack....insurance money... you can tell that to the prosecutor and he would not be able to convict you. Edited September 17, 2014 by The Oxymoron 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2014 I'm going to go with the positive stuff; Have the house clean, organized, and homey Have dinner on the table when he gets home Stop by the office on his lunch hour and suck his dick from under his desk Pack a sexy nude pic in his lunch Suck his dick really good before he goes to work and when he goes to bed Love his mom Walk his dog Plan a super fun weekend get away to a swingers club Have his car serviced and cleaned Make sure his laundry is done and cleaners is picked up Laugh at his jokes look your best so all the other guys are envious Keep it hot and steamy by bringing in another lady and trying new stuff You can do it! This is a woman who gets it! We have never met, but I am in love. In return, the H.E.: Make sure you get your satisfaction, too. Even if I have to bring in extra guys to do it. Generous allowance. Your choice of sports car. A minimum of 7 carats per year in gifts in the gemstones you prefer. When you get tired of homemaking, you can hire a maid. I will rub your feet at the end of the day. A minimum of one fun (for you) outing per week as well. Ladies choice. I will make you chicken soup and strawberry jello with bananas when you are sick. I will love your mom, too. Even your crazy sister. I will defend your honor and your person at all costs, up to and including death. Interested? I'll draw up the papers. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2014 This is a woman who gets it! We have never met, but I am in love. In return, the H.E.: Make sure you get your satisfaction, too. Even if I have to bring in extra guys to do it. Generous allowance. Your choice of sports car. A minimum of 7 carats per year in gifts in the gemstones you prefer. When you get tired of homemaking, you can hire a maid. I will rub your feet at the end of the day. A minimum of one fun (for you) outing per week as well. Ladies choice. I will make you chicken soup and strawberry jello with bananas when you are sick. I will love your mom, too. Even your crazy sister. I will defend your honor and your person at all costs, up to and including death. Interested? I'll draw up the papers. Ummmm hell ya! Where is this guy? Sounds like another FE (fairytale experience). Unicorn meet unicorn. And since Megan has added WE, maybe she can be the fun one for the occasional threesome! And Lola too! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) you forgot: suck his dick under the table at the restaurant suck his dick on the plane on the way to a funeral. give him a hand job at church [snip] sex on his parents' bed change his oil Bahahah Post of the day. Wow you must be a sex offender because you have some offensive sex Edited September 17, 2014 by The Oxymoron 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2014 Megan, congratulations & good luck on your new adventure. Just because you're making the transition to WE does not mean you need to be a stranger here on TOB. We need your wit 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2014 Well folks, I've gone from GFE to FBSM and now to WE -- Wife Experience. What services should I offer? Wish me luck on my journey! The next stop is usually GYNE - got you now experience, aka celibacy. But on a more positive note offer friendship, honesty, true affection and lots of ego stroking. If second and fourth are not possible at same time you chose poorly. Sincere best wishes. Whether this means retirement or not, as Bit stated, please still drop in on TOB - your wit is a treasure. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2014 OMG, Bit, no no no. I'm not getting married. I'm still at the tender age of 30 - something and I'm terrible at nagging. Unless Holly is interested... Megan, congratulations & good luck on your new adventure. Just because you're making the transition to WE does not mean you need to be a stranger here on TOB. We need your wit 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2014 OMG, Bit, no no no. I'm not getting married. I'm still at the tender age of 30 - something and I'm terrible at nagging. Unless Holly is interested... Boy, you sure had a lot of folks going. There's still time then. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2014 Oops! This post was sarcasm inspired by the chick's post about going from FBSM to FS. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2014 Well folks, I've gone from GFE to FBSM and now to WE -- Wife Experience. What services should I offer? Wish me luck on my journey! just curious. is bwe extra(bitchy wife experience)? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2014 Oops! This post was sarcasm inspired by the chick's post about going from FBSM to FS. Having fell for it hook, line and sinker, I would simply observe WE would be a no win for you. A usual WE and no one ever comes back. A rare, good one ..... you may never get rid of some pain in the ass client. Not to name any names ...... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 14, 2014 Sexually, you offer NOTHING. See my tagline. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 14, 2014 OMG, Bit, no no no. I'm not getting married. I'm still at the tender age of 30 - something and I'm terrible at nagging. Unless Holly is interested... No, I'm not a very good nagger. LOL I just go away if I have to nag. lol 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 14, 2014 just curious. is bwe extra(bitchy wife experience)? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 14, 2014 (edited) suck his dick under the table at the restaurant suck his dick on the plane on the way to a funeral. give him a hand job at church [snip] suck his dick while cop is writing ticket after you've been pulled over sex on his parents' bed change his oil I'm speechless. "I love you, don't ever fucking question that, that's why we'll probably never get along. if I was better at finding the right words to say, I wouldn't need to write these mother fucking songs." Edited September 17, 2014 by The Oxymoron 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 14, 2014 This is a woman who gets it! We have never met, but I am in love. In return, the H.E.: Make sure you get your satisfaction, too. Even if I have to bring in extra guys to do it. Generous allowance. Your choice of sports car. A minimum of 7 carats per year in gifts in the gemstones you prefer. When you get tired of homemaking, you can hire a maid. I will rub your feet at the end of the day. A minimum of one fun (for you) outing per week as well. Ladies choice. I will make you chicken soup and strawberry jello with bananas when you are sick. I will love your mom, too. Even your crazy sister. I will defend your honor and your person at all costs, up to and including death. Interested? I'll draw up the papers. You got it Ms. Megan. It is the simple things that make men happy and feel appreciated. In return, they will do anything to keep you happy...Congrats to you! Diamond Black 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 14, 2014 Sexually, you offer NOTHING. See my tagline. ooooooooooooo Now I get it. (slow moment) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2014 Wife experience? that's easy...pass each other in the hallway.... (muttering -fuck you, fuck you) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2014 Wife experience? that's easy...pass each other in the hallway.... (muttering -fuck you, fuck you) HAHAHA..... oh boy, that one hits close to home some days. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2014 I'm going to go with the positive stuff; Have the house clean, organized, and homey Have dinner on the table when he gets home Stop by the office on his lunch hour and suck his dick from under his desk Pack a sexy nude pic in his lunch Suck his dick really good before he goes to work and when he goes to bed Love his mom Walk his dog Plan a super fun weekend get away to a swingers club Have his car serviced and cleaned Make sure his laundry is done and cleaners is picked up Laugh at his jokes look your best so all the other guys are envious Keep it hot and steamy by bringing in another lady and trying new stuff You can do it! Holly there needs to be some compromise here..................... I do my own laundry, I cook my own dinner, I do my own house work. walk the dog with me? and where do I sign up? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
