Jez UaBriain

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About Jez UaBriain

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    surfing the dickpool.:-D
  • Birthday 04/06/1962

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    Outdoors, good single malt whiskeys and scotches, my hounds ......reading writing.......and getting laid as often as I want too! Oh and did I say riding my motorcycle? LoL! Ok, ok, I know it hardly qualifies, ( 1969 Honda Mini-Trail
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    Little-town, Colorado
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    A hard pecker to play with, my pups, life,liberty, and the pursuit of sex!
  • Occupation
    job? this is a-job? your bullshitting me, right?

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  1. What do you love/hate to hear?

    Love: Damn Jez, you are have a hot little body. Hate: just kiss it some more It will get hard. (this is after sucking dick for 45 min.)
  2. "Embellishing" Providers?

    Unfortunately, there are ladies that will lie about weight, age, etc. There are also some who don't. I could say that I am one who does not lie about her weight, but why even bother with it as I am wearing the same si ze jeans / slacks that I wore in high school. Which is size 5 . and that puts my weight in the 105-110 range tops. And as for my age? There is no way I am going to add 5-10 years on to it. Oh hell no. That would put me in retiremant age. I have always stated the decade I reside in to my prospective clients. And I can damn sure wait for the next one. That being said, maybe you should start back channeling. PM a few guys who have seen your choices and ask them. But remember to that YMMV also. AND just because a gal advertises 400 bucks a hour does not make here pussy any better then a gal in the 200 range. Above all , keep in mind that you are dealing with real live human beings., so please be respectful and honest about your expectations when you contact one of us. There will always be dishonest people in every venue . You want a consumer report on us then ask the gentlemen who use our services. It is NOT that difficult.
  3. Giving It Away For Free!!!!!

    Excellent topic. If I might add this: Keep your boundaries firm. Work on networking with sister providers. We are all full of knowledge where this business is concerned. And no one can understand the issues that can happen but another provider. 🍀
  4. From the hoses mouth

    Melissa, dammit girl. This shit is NOT supposed to happen to any of us. Let's hope and pray that it isn't the big c, or any of the other many issues that can happen with female plumbing. And with luck this procedure will take care of this ever happening. I am a believer in getting rid of parts we don't need anymore and it wouldn't bother me to get rid of mine. The bright side of this is once it's gone, no more periods. Ever. Hoping you have a short recovery. Let me know if there is anything I can do for you. It's going to be tough for awhile.🍀
  5. Overnights, Your Opinion Please.

    It is as always a ymmv depending on you and the client. I do this often. I do this with the guys I have met. Not with a brand new client. These ":dates you do with people whom you have connected with. I have one client whom when we travel together we are like a couple who have been together a long time. We quickly fall in sync. We have a great time together, break bread, sleep, shower , fuck, etc. When we get back to Denver , or I hit the airport we both quickly and easily slide back into -single me. You can't do this with the 1st time client. You don't know if they fart alot. Or pick their nose, or any other sort of human foible. Night owl, or early bed/ early rise. For over night, or extended stay/trips you damn well better be liking each other as people . Definitely for extended dates. The dynamics involved are there. As are the boundaries. My longest "date" was 6 weeks. It was a vbery successful , fun time. But as I stated, I would not do this with someone I had only met once.. And you cannot possibly charge by the hour while doing this. There is not a pussy in the world that is worth a six week paid for every waking/ sleeping moment. Get real. about your fee. And negotiate.
  6. Girl, it takes alot to gross me out, but the snot fetish did it. OMG! You just never know what we may run into.
  7. calling for specials for ladies and gents

    And reading through a condom must cause further difficulties......
  8. bait n switch

    The really sad thing is ITs True! LoL!🍀
  9. bait n switch

    It is a crap shoot from both sides of this fence. I've had several clients send me their pecker pics. The picture they send is of a very nice hard on. But when I pull their panties down....hung like a thumb. Damn!I. Hate when that happens.🍀😷
  10. You might have a problem if.....

    Ya think? Or maybe stop at a different liquor store on alternating days. I know I have 3 of them in a 5 blk area close to my home.
  11.  Due to the incredibly high volume of spam in my  email account through hotmail, I have set up a new address with yahoo.

    So now any one who wants to contact me , please use this address.


  12. Um, excuse me, but aren't we here for a reason that has nothing to do with winning our hearts? Leave mine out of this .....
  13. Daylight Savings Time

    That ain't the kind of rubbing it in, Bit, that we like, Those of us here in the Rockies are freezing our asses off right now. Show off.
  14. Happy one year Hoversary..

    That puts a whole new spin on the term "to the moon"! FTR,. I was in grade school in 1967.
  15. Daylight Savings Time

    I absolutely agree. I have never liked changing time . Not even one hour. I need all the time I can get. Time is $ .'Nuff said!