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Jez UaBriain

Sex in the first car you ever owned.

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In one thread there was mentioned someone doing it in a Ford Pinto. Ouch! And it got me to thinking back to the very first car that was titled to me. A 1976 Pontiac Astre, 2 door, aluminum block 4 banger for a motor. Going down hill you could puch it 75, going uphill you would be lucky to be doing 55 by the time you got to the top. Remember the Chevy Vega? Well it is the exact same GM body style. A little piss box of a car. Two front bucket seats, with a emergency brake lever in between seats,and four hard little pieces of foam that were supposed to qualify as a rear seat.

This car was not meant for fucking. Now I am a small lady, and I was even smaller back in those high school age days. But I remember once when I had my head stuck under the steering wheel; just about strangled me.

So I started carrying a blanket in the trunk. Or, just get out of it and hop on the hood. Maybe have him jump on the hood and I would ride him farm girl style. Pinto it was not,but that car was not meant for lust. Period. In the Iowa winters , lust was not meant to be....But it was easy to get unstuck. You just had to have 4 people on each wheel well, pick it up, and over , then on your way...That was the only benefit besides the fact that at that time ten bucks would fill the gas tank.

Does anyone else ever had/ have a car that was impossible to screw in? How did you finally manage to do the deed? Do tell.....

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I had a 1966 Mustang. Probably normal size people could do it there, but I couldn't. My girl friend was only 5'4", but as hard as we tried I just couldn't make it happen.

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'66 Shelby 427 SC. Two seater, aluminum body (hood and deck bent really easy), and the roll bar was in the way for everything.

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Why do you have to bring up unpleasant memories? Just kidding. My first car was an old junker but it was an American Rambler that I got from a junk pile and fixed up. The nice thing about it was seats that folded into a bed. Used that for a lot of things. Spent a lot of summer time on the beach sleeping in it and f--king in it as well. Man how I long for those carefree days at time. Thanks for the memory.

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Why do you have to bring up unpleasant memories? Just kidding. My first car was an old junker but it was an American Rambler that I got from a junk pile and fixed up. The nice thing about it was seats that folded into a bed. Used that for a lot of things. Spent a lot of summer time on the beach sleeping in it and f--king in it as well. Man how I long for those carefree days at time. Thanks for the memory.

I had one of those, too! 4 door, titty-pink, 3-on-the-tree. The body was practically held together by bondo in spots. This is the car that taught me you can use the hell out of American vehicles before you really have to get rid of them. To this day I am notoriously cheap with my vehicles......buying them new and driving them for 15-20 years.

The folding seats were great, I lost my virginity on them!

Sigh. You never forget your first car OR your first woman.

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1978 VW Scirocco . . . luckily, it was a hatchback!

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'66 Shelby 427 SC. Two seater, aluminum body (hood and deck bent really easy), and the roll bar was in the way for everything.

I sure hope you still own it

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Not my car, but my Dad's... as I see, a couple of you remember the Rambler. The only good thing about that underpowered POS was the reclining seats. The car was great at the drive in, especially in cold weather when the windows fogged up

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Talk about a drive down memory lane, would you believe a dune buggy? My brother and I got a 64 Volkswagen bug chopped 16 inches out of it and through the fiberglass body on. There was no way you were going to make it in the front seats. But the backseat, was a rumble seat sort of. I would take the rag top off of it find some secluded area away from the maddening crowd and enjoy lots of outdoor sex under the sun, moon and stars! Summers in Estes Park in the 60s was a very target rich environment! :D

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'87 Ford Escort GT. Broke one of the driver seat brackets trying to get my pants off. The seat back was lopsided for the rest of the 15 yrs I owned it.

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I am surprised- no ladies have posted yet (besides myself-the op) their first car - fucking stories.

This one wasn't my first car , but one memorable jeep that I once owned was a 66 wagoneer. Now that is a vehicle that was meant to play in. 3 on the tree tranny, and it had lock-outs and a granny gear that could out-climb anything on the market today. That old wagon was a great old beastie to fuck -in, sleep -in, camp -in. I wish I still owned because I really did like that one. Unfortunately I only got to have married sex because at the time, I was married. Pretty mundane stuff, with the old man.

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First, I need to comment on the other gentlemen and ladies, who posted before. I had friends with a 70's Chevy Vega 2 door (impossible inside), a 70's American Motors Rebel 4 door (fold down seats into bed-wonderful), a 60's Buick LeSabre 2 door (nice back seat), a 70's Buick Century 2 door (also nice) and a a 60's Chrysler Newport 2 door (great). My personal favorite car was a 60's Ford Galaxie 4 door (huge front & back seat, wide with proper cushions/ you could hold a party in the back seat). Wide bodied sedans for the 60's and 70's were the best, only to be topped by the Full size vans of the 70's with the mattress in the back. Remember the van Kelso had on "That 70's Show"? Those were ideal for makeouts at the Drive-In or Lover's Lane...

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1958 ford Fairlane 500 4 door 352 police interceptor with 4 bl carb.

bench seat bur it would slide back far enough that it was like having sex in a twin bed. and I could fill the gas tank go to the show with my date

have popcorn and drinks and still have money left out of $ 15. :D

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My first - a '55 Chevy. I weighed in at about 135 at the time - front seat, back seat seemed so HUGE - would accommodate almost any position you wanted (except standing). Funny, now it seems like there is not near as much room as I remember - of course 60 lbs and a few inches in height reduce the available room.

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My dad got a '66 Dodge charger that I could borrow. It had that long sloped back window and fold-down back seats. My high-school girlfriend and I could lie back there, look at the stars, and have at it. Now that was a car made for screwing!

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1948 Plymouth. The back seat was the size of a smallish twin bed and the whole area behind the backseat was roomy enough for comfort. Front seat was pretty large if the back seat was occupied.:D

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My first car was a '73 Plymouth Scamp ($400), but I don't remember ever having sex in it. Boring, I know.... lol

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'80 mercury Capri wasn't lucky enough to get lucky in it.... hatchback ... damned' I if didn't try though ... my first score was my second vehicle '81 Chevy custom deluxe long bed truck ..... the best BJ in my life while driving down I-35 in broad daylight and later that night breaking in that 8 foot bed out in the boonies . the cows didn't know what to think... damn those were some FUN times ...

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55 Chevy 4 door. Back seat was huge. The jump from front to back to front to back, after a while you got the hang of it. So did she. Illinois fogged up windows helped some too.

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damn it I love this thread mine was a Volkswagon:( cramped lol

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