auldguy

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About auldguy

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  • Birthday 04/21/1943

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  • Location
    I spend as much time as possible in deep wet holes - fishing and others.
  • Interests
    Fishing, Fornicating, Running, Reading and Learning to Play the Bagpipes
  • Occupation
    Mostly Retired - Some Consulting
  1. On average every other month. Money can be a factor at times as well as the desire to add variety as often as possible. As I look back all of my ATFs have had very similar characteristics in personality and skill.
  2. She is a an appreciative sex partner and someone I would want to spend time with outside of the hobby. Fun to talk to and has a good sense of humor about life in general.
  3. Why worry, all are wonderful. It is what they lead to that matters.
  4. the female way

    Better than regular condoms in sensation. As far as installation, I find that to be a sort of a turn on when watching and I would be more than willing to assist next time if the lady is willing.
  5. When the thrill is gone...

    I am pretty damn old and the interest is still there (ASPs, porn etc) as well as the thrill but, I have found lately that male condoms sometimes make the hardware unreliable. Recently, however a wonderful provider brought a female condom to the party (a request I had made on a previous visit) and everything changed significantly for the better. Bless her sweet heart. I do get regular massages from a CMT the occasional chiropractic adjustment as well as running a working out weights which certainly help.
  6. Gum, Breath Mints, a light meal with lots of order (onions on a burger for example).
  7. Don't forget to bring a towel

    Seems from the posts here that most if not all of the same procedures need to be followed when preparing for an appointment or leaving. Need to be reasonably recently showered and have good dental hygiene on arrival. When leaving -shower to eliminate unfamiliar body odors and take care to eliminate the taste/smell of pussy on lips, tongue and breath. Personally I like the idea of showering with water only, since the odors of most personal hygiene products (after shave or deodorant) fade throughout the day. Might seems a little weird/suspicious to smell the same at the beginning of the day and at the end. I carry a pack of gum such as Big Red and chew both before and after session, sometimes I even grab a snack afterward to alter what my mouth might taste like. I really like the suggestion of showering with the provider at the beginning of the session and also could enjoy this as a part of the departing process.
  8. Compliments?

    I like compliments if they are real, however I sometimes feel that I am remiss in giving compliments as often as a should.
  9. Happy Memorial Day

    Lets not forget the families of those who served. They also did and still do make a sacrifice. In my case my mom who raised me for the first three years of my life, worked in the defense industry and helped care for my fathers Dad while he was serving in Europe.
  10. Happy Memorial Day

    My dad who died twenty-one years ago on December 20, and who nearly lost his life on December 7, 1943 in the drive from Salerno to Monte Casino (the wound happened about a month before the "official" assault began). He served until the end of the war. I was in the army during in Viet Nam, but like most never saw Nam.
  11. While looking for information on female condoms I came across an article about an erection supporting condom manufactured by Durex. The Brits are calling it the Vigra Condom. It is not an ED treatment but support for guys who find condoms to be erection killers either sometimes or always. Does not appear to be available in US yet (it is in Europe) or if it is I can't find a reference. Here is the link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1385532/Viagra-condoms-help-men-erection-problems-sex.html
  12. has the board become less civil?

    Thumbs up.
  13. has the board become less civil?

    I prefer to use the terms Provider or Lady when referring to the providers I have met in the hobby because 99% have been ladies. However political correctness seems to raise its ugly head all too often these days and things get complicated. I think more important than the term is the way it is used the emphasis put on it. I could make lady sound derogatory if I so chose. It has become very easy to be offended, for example the Bolder Boulder has had protest from an LGBT group because the T-shits for runners say “Sea Level is for Sissies”. It is hard to believe that the folks organizing the race were intending to insult or harm someone. If you substitutes sissy with whip would you offend Popeye’s friend Wimpy? If you used Pansy would that offend women named Pansy or the flower industry? Way to easy to get feelings hurt or seem disrespectful when none is intended. This discussion got me interested in the origin of the term Hooker, I always thought it was related to General Joe Hooker’s liberal attitude toward his men visiting brothels. However there appear to be other possible and maybe more likely origins: Hooker(n) "prostitute," often traced to the disreputable morals of the Army of the Potomac (American Civil War) under the tenure of Gen. "Fighting Joe" Hooker (early 1863), and the word might have been popularized by this association at that time (though evidence is wanting). But it is reported to have been in use in North Carolina c.1845 ("f he comes by way of Norfolk he will find any number of pretty Hookers in the Brick row not far from French's hotel. Take my advice and touch nothing in the shape of a prostitute when you come through Raleigh, for in honest truth the clap is there of luxuriant growth." letter quoted in Norman E. Eliason, "Tarheel Talk," 1956). One early theory traces it to Corlear's Hook, a section of New York City. HOOKER. A resident of the Hook, i.e. a strumpet, a sailor's trull. So called from the number of houses of ill-fame frequented by sailors at the Hook (i.e. Corlear's Hook) in the city of New York. [John Russell Bartlett, "Dictionary of Americanisms," 1859] Perhaps related to hooker "thief, pickpocket" (1560s), but most likely a reference to prostitutes hooking or snaring clients. Hook in the figurative sense of "that by which anyone is attracted or caught" is recorded from early 15c.; and hook (v.) in the figurative sense of "catch hold of and draw in" is attested from 1570s; in reference to "fishing" for a husband or a wife, it was in common use from c.1800. All of which makes the modern sense seem a natural step. Compare French accrocheuse, raccrocheuse, common slang term for "street-walker, prostitute," literally "hooker" of men. The family name Hooker (attested from c.975 C.E.) would mean "maker of hooks," or else refer to an agricultural laborer who used a hook (compare Old English weodhoc "weed-hook").
  14. How often do u hobby?

    My goal is to average once a month. So far in 2014 I have met that goal.
  15. Using your real name

    The following was said tongue in cheek "...also obtain an license tag that is not mine to put on my car when visiting a provider. Or would that that make me paranoid and bat shit crazy." I honestly hope that no one thought it was serious. Even when writing it I could imagine trying to explain the bogus tag. That is why I put in the question "Or would that that make me paranoid and bat shit crazy.":)