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Ha...yes Crazy Horse! I agree. I've never been invited back there...bummer...but now I know thanks to BP. Lockers, chicks getting ready in the mirror behind them, shoes and g-strings lying around. Awesome! I still want to go back there.

Trust the fork...the man is a TOFTT genius.

Marketing. "Beef, it's whats for dinner at the Roadhouse Saloon driving your Dodge Ram which is 'Billtmore' tough." - Sam Elliott.

I saw her walk by. Review is posted.

I had no idea it was a fad, until I saw tons of guys with a beards. Maybe it was the bad boys of the Boston Red Sox...and definitely Hollywood. It gives me a rough mountain man look. I keep it trimmed closely when I have one. The only issue is, it turns the providers neck and face red, and sometimes DATY is out. The thing becomes hot and itchy this time of year. I've shaved it off now. The Avs are out of the play offs, and the play off beard is gone.

I was about to start a thread on this...Mustang beat me to it! I really like the vids...it gives me a better idea of what I might see when the door opens. There's no photoshopping...yeah there may be some editing and good camera angles, but the vids seem genuine. Especially when the provider has a more natural look to her and not as made up in the pics. I think it's going to catch on.

Jeez...I didn't know God made them that big. I'm glad I'm "average"; not really a beer can, more like a tuna can.

Yeah...that didn't quite read correctly. I do wish it might of happened a couple of times though.

First off...my condolences Aurora Mike. Back on topic: Mind numbing slow passionate sex in North Boulder Park in warm June rain after smoking some Mexican hash. Holy shit that was memorable. God I wish I remembered her name.

Welcome back, don't spank me.

It's been several years since I've seen her. She decided to dive in to the full service arena from doing massages, but told me she was only going to see her regulars until she moved out of state. She must have moved out of state or moved on from the biz.

I've knocked on the door with housekeeping standing right next to me at another room. She gave me this little smile knowing exactly what I was doing. I gave her a bigger smile and thought, wtf?!...why don't you join us!! The housekeeper thing has happened several times. I know they know. It's just part of the game.

Good answers to the hotel stroll. I've tried them all. They all work fine. The best is just act like you're staying there. I've only had one front desk employee ask if they could help me. I stopped and said, "What time does the pool close?" "10pm." "Thanks man...see ya later." and then off to the room without skipping a beat. I leave out a side door with my keys jingling and whistling "take a load off Annie"

Prayers answered! Yes! Welcome back!

1972 VW Bug. She was a gymnast.