Posted October 31, 2013 What kind of whore would you be? - Barbara Walters 1973 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2013 A blend of courtesan and Geisha . 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2013 Would you plot your way into the upper classes? If so, how? A blend of courtesan and Geisha . 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2013 A blend of courtesan and Geisha . Would you plot your way into the upper classes? If so, how? I am assuming you are asking me ! I am well read , I can converse on topics from quantum mechanics to the ultimate orgasm. Unfortunately , I am not a con man. Few fucking graduate degrees which did not help financially lmao. ! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2013 I dub you: Well-versed Wild West Saloon Whore I am assuming you are asking me ! I am well read , I can converse on topics from quantum mechanics to the ultimate orgasm. Unfortunately , I am not a con man. Few fucking graduate degrees which did not help financially lmao. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2013 Would you plot your way into the upper classes? If so, how? Have sex tape like Kim Kardashians . 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2013 Have sex tape like Kim Kardashians . With rich black athletes and rappers? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2013 I would be Jesus's whore that way I could get into heaven. (Disclaimer not the fat Mexican one either) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2013 is that a trick question lol no pun intended lmafo 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2013 I know, I know, sometimes it's all Greek to me too. is that a trick question lol no pun intended lmafo 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2013 I know, I know, sometimes it's all Greek to me too. Wait I get it if i was a whore I'd be the OP 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2013 Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. Those thigh-high (f*ck me) boots are sexy as hell! I remember fondly though the red dress with the white gloves - now THAT is one elegant whore! *sigh* Sultry Kitten 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2013 Wait I get it if i was a whore I'd be the OP 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2013 If that was a compliment, then thank you. Otherwise, wit is not your thing. PM for some humor consulting. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 2, 2013 What kind of whore would you be? Nasty, Filthy, Cheap, and Busy! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 3, 2013 Waiting by the docks for the ships to come in. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 4, 2013 What kind of whore would you be? a no show 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 4, 2013 I'd cater to women who were young and didn't want to openly date older guys. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 4, 2013 I'd be one with really, really big boobs........so I would have something to play with between appointments. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 7, 2013 Truth be told, I'd be an old, ugly one. Glad I am on the other side of this deal. Thank God for pretty young girls who are willing to spend a little time with me in return for modest compensation. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 7, 2013 Interesting thought...if a party with all young girls happened and you were the guy invited to come over and have fun with girls who wanted fun would it be something that would actually happen...in real life? Sounds like a porno...hmmm...and let's daydream more here on who and be no guys besides you there...and they were all babes. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 8, 2013 Interesting thought...if a party with all young girls happened and you were the guy invited to come over and have fun with girls who wanted fun would it be something that would actually happen...in real life? Sounds like a porno...hmmm...and let's daydream more here on who and be no guys besides you there...and they were all babes. Yet another reason not to drink and post. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 10, 2013 An investment banker with no conscience. An investment banker. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 10, 2013 What kind of whore would you be? - Barbara Walters 1973 I would be a terrible, terrible one. Primarily because if I saw naked me* wandering toward me, it would be over -- badly. In all seriousness, Megan's question touches on an area of this whole escort/client endeavor that I've had a really, really tough time grasping. *or a female version since I wouldn't chose to be a same-sex escort. While this part may come off as me being a condescending a-hole or just a plain a-hole, it isn't my intention. I'm grateful for escorts who've spent time with me, but I also wonder how the hell they can spend time with me -- where "me" means clients. My guess is that the majority of us clients are not underwear models with Olympic swimmers' physiques and George Clooney-like looks. (If I'm the only one who is not, apologies to the very above average population of clients.) So, Megan's question in relation to my understanding a provider's perspective has me thinking about the locker room at the rec center and at the general "client" demographic. I shudder when thinking that is the client base and maybe not as physically fit. If I had to deal with us in such a intimate way -- even with the compensation involved, my career as a 'whore' (Megan's word) would be very short lived. It wasn't until I stumbled across a very long discussion on this blog The Honest Courtesan that it finally started to make better sense. Superficially, I think I understood that the physicality of the job of an escort doesn't hold as much importance -- very generally -- as it does to an average guy. (Again, painting with broad, general strokes.) My biggest takeaway was the painfully obvious point that women's (see aforementioned caveat) approach intimacy, sexuality and such differently than men. Providers may be even more different. The idea being that just like bodies, women's sensibilities about sex are different from a man as their bodies are not just a different-sized versions of a man. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 10, 2013 i can relate to your post there, ML, to a point. the OP should stir at least a little brain cell function in even the most Neanderthal hobby horses jest a little bit. whores aren't in the biz to fuck gorgeous studs all day, or if they are then they chose the wrong profession because that ain't what it is. that's called being ad adult film star. and i don't gotta read no dam whore blog to understand what goes on behind the curtain as a whore, well, at least the whores i know. they wade thru an endless cavalcade of the truly clueless to cull at least a modicum of minimally qualified clients. those old, fat, ugly, dysfunctional slobbering, emotionally-needy pervs form the basis of their clientele, with an obvious few stellar exceptions (THEIR atf's, and among whom i pathetically presume to be -- well don't we all?). so, despite all the boys' fantasy projections of what whoredom would truly be about, the sad reality is it's not primarily about the pure physicality. after a few dozen or hundred, that cachet tends to wear thin over time. sure, they dutifully plow thru the alphabet soup of services off their menu on the daily. but post-session, i have yet to see many all weak-kneed, fuzzy-thinking and bleary-eyed (unlike a fair number of the post-coital men's reactions - if reviews are to be believed) but the real service is providing a fantasy atmosphere for the various wife-cheaters, sexually inept, sex addicts, repressed fetishists, lonely hearts and miscellaneous miscreants who can afford it. the good-looking, charming, physical and sexual Adonis types are definitely few and far between. so i guess my answer would have to be i would be a very near-sighted, slightly hard-of-hearing, lazy, greedy, sexually indiscriminate, 'mature' humanitarian one. and i'd probably starve. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 28, 2013 I wouldn't care about age, aside from underaged or 65+, I wouldn't be a thief or catfish, up sell, no show, or rip people off, and I would provide services to the disabled. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 28, 2013 I wouldn't care about age, aside from underaged or 65+, I wouldn't be a thief or catfish, up sell, no show, or rip people off, and I would provide services to the disabled. I see what you did there. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
