Posted December 6, 2012 Let's be honest, we are all a little bit crazy in some way or another. But some of us are crazier than others. This concept applies to hookers just as much as (maybe more than:eek:) casual non hooker people. Some Johns seem to be particularly attracted to the crazier hookers out there, and that's okay if that's what floats your boat, but don't act like it's not your thing when it clearly is your thing. So, this brings me to my question. Guys, do you prefer your hookers on the crazy side or the more sane side? Why? And if you like them crazy, how crazy do you like them? Like crazy cat lady crazy or schizophrenic crazy or extreme couponing crazy? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 6, 2012 Let's be honest, we are all a little bit crazy in some way or another. But some of us are crazier than others. This concept applies to hookers just as much as (maybe more than:eek:) casual non hooker people. Some Johns seem to be particularly attracted to the crazier hookers out there, and that's okay if that's what floats your boat, but don't act like it's not your thing when it clearly is your thing. So, this brings me to my question. Guys, do you prefer your hookers on the crazy side or the more sane side? Why? And if you like them crazy, how crazy do you like them? Like crazy cat lady crazy or schizophrenic crazy or extreme couponing crazy? I don't like crazy. I love sensual. I love sexual. I love positive intimacy. Never craziness. The few experiences I had with crazy were purely accidental and horrific for me. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 6, 2012 I am not all that into the crazy ones myself. I have more than enough crazy in my normal day to day life. I want this time to be as sane as it can be. I do not want to worry that she is going to be in my kitchen putting my kids pet bunny in a pot of boiling water in a few days. DBL out 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 6, 2012 I think i prefer 0 crazy but being a guy there is always an acceptable amount of crazy im willing to deal with. Its a sliding scale. The hotter she is the crazier she's allowed to be. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 6, 2012 Some things in the DSM-IV may not be all bad: http://www.jenniferschneider.com/articles/diagnos.html 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 6, 2012 How about bat-sh*t crazy in the bedroom.....but sane elsewhere ??? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 6, 2012 A little bit of crazy is always good. It hints at a willingness to go beyond the norms and explore some of those darker corners. No crazy at all would be quite boring. I remember a now-retired lady who had just the right amount of crazy. The sessions we had together (sadly, only 3 before she retired) redefined, to me, what a session should be like. There was also the time that she called me at 2am, then again at 6am (leaving messages both times), sounding a bit chemically altered, telling me that she needed to cancel our session for later that day for numerous reasons. Never happened again, and I ended up getting a free session out of the deal. That, to me, was the right amount of crazy. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 6, 2012 Usually, I want to make love. For those times, there are some really super GFE ladies ladies with just a hint of craziness that I absolutely adore seeing. But sometimes, I just wanna fuck. For those times, you can't beat bat shit crazy.....and damn the consequences. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 7, 2012 Everyone in this business is bat ass CRAZY. We just live two lives. I have always been one crazy ass Bitch. LOL 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 7, 2012 I prefer as sane as possible realizing that most of the girls in the biz are a little crazy. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 7, 2012 Ahhh...it's to broad a question!!! I'm a huge fan of "let's fuck on the hood of your car in that grocery store parking lot" or "meet me in the lady's room" crazy. I'm not so comfortable with "the ice pick under the pillow isn't for you" crazy. I have to admit...I've played a game where I read TOB posts and tried to guess what kind of medication they were on:o Let's be honest, we are all a little bit crazy in some way or another. But some of us are crazier than others. This concept applies to hookers just as much as (maybe more than:eek:) casual non hooker people. Some Johns seem to be particularly attracted to the crazier hookers out there, and that's okay if that's what floats your boat, but don't act like it's not your thing when it clearly is your thing. So, this brings me to my question. Guys, do you prefer your hookers on the crazy side or the more sane side? Why? And if you like them crazy, how crazy do you like them? Like crazy cat lady crazy or schizophrenic crazy or extreme couponing crazy? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 7, 2012 Let's be honest, we are all a little bit crazy in some way or another. But some of us are crazier than others. ... Guys, do you prefer your hookers on the crazy side or the more sane side? I'm crazy enough for two people, so I prefer the person I'm visiting to be as grounded as possible. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 7, 2012 One type of craziness is fine: Nymphomania 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 7, 2012 then, according to lewd5050 above, you'd get to be pretty crazy lol 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 7, 2012 0/zero/nada crazy irrespective of how hot you are. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 7, 2012 I have met some "unique" escorts. It would be interesting to rank the top 10 bat shit crazy providers. I can think of a few names for nomination to the list. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 7, 2012 One type of craziness is fine: Nymphomania Yes. There is no cure but a lot of sex helps with the symptoms. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 8, 2012 Well Crazy Is my first name but I don't think I've ever crossed over into bat shit crazy. Several providers I've seen over the years may have walked the same fine thin edge but hadn't yet fallen over at least when I knew them. So how many bat shit crazy clients manage to slip through the ladies' screening processes? After all just because someone's crazy it doesn't make them stupid. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 8, 2012 So how many bat shit crazy clients manage to slip through the ladies' screening processes? After all just because someone's crazy it doesn't make them stupid. As long as he doesn't try to kill me, hurt me, or act like a fool during our time together and as long as he does not smell like poop, I do not care if he's crazy. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2012 I've met one provider who's still active that pushed the needle into the far end of red on the whackometer. I guess I just had to witness this degree of crazy for myself out of morbid curiosity. I think a phone call is as much a screening process for the guys as it is for the providers if anything to hear crazy on the phone and make a decision there. Seriously though, I prefer sanity since clicking mentally is a huge turn on for me... call me crazy. I guess some of the rules in Zombieland apply in Hobbyland. 1. Cardio 15. Know your way out! 20. It's a marathon, not a sprint, unless it's a sprint, then sprint! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2012 I always a love a good reference to the DSM 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2012 Not sure if I can use one of these answers (and well it depends on my mood), but I typically like: 1) classy and reserved at first but THEN she turns out to be wild as hell later (wild in a good way) or 2) Role playing where it goes from PSE, Classy, and anything in between depending on the emotions 'shared' during the session 'time'. ;)// Providers seem to have a hell of a lot more experience than you're average woman, so I guess that's also a big plus ( I know that's not related to the question at hand but factors into it for me ). MtnDew Just Do The Dew 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2012 (edited) "Semi sane" is perfect. "Bat shit crazy" is really fun sometimes. I've just had my first run-in with the third level: "Psycho Hose Beast." LOL....missed me by that much. Guys, when your smart, sexy, ATF gives you sound advice, stop thinking with the little head and pay attention to what she's telling you! Edited December 9, 2012 by hgritstoo speeling 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2012 Agree with Flanker. I have too much craziness in my (real) life (mostly from my clients) to where, when I am with a lovely woman, all I want to do is relax and enjoy myself. Leave the crazy (and the drama) outside the door. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2012 Some things in the DSM-IV may not be all badl The DSM-V to be released next year will likely include the Disruptive Mood Dysregulation Disorder (DMDD) diagnosis. Also known as the Tantrum or Hissy-Fit disorder, this diagnosis may prove useful in identifying common bat shit crazy provider meltdowns over broken nails, missing stilettos, and failed hair extensions. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2012 Completely, totally sane--laid back & mellow. That's my prefernce. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2012 I think i prefer 0 crazy but being a guy there is always an acceptable amount of crazy im willing to deal with. Its a sliding scale. The hotter she is the crazier she's allowed to be. I've known some completely bat shit crazy chicks who blame all guys ,starting with their daddies who are absolutely beautiful. Dudes fall all over themselves trying to be their saviour. But only till they get bit. At which time they are then added to "Miss bat shit crazy's" list of bad guys So Lewd, at least you are being honest about where you stand on the matter. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2012 I've observed this myself with my guy friends, although at times I don't even think the hotness plays into it. They are just addicted to the drama rollercoaster. Then they tell me how they wish they could find a nice girl, but stay with the looney toon. And people wonder why I'm still single lol... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2012 Seems like crazy hookers, strippers, and biker chicks are attracted to me. I dont know what it is but the bat shit crazy chicks come my way all the time. I would like for just a beautiful sane woman to take intrest in me sometime:confused: 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2012 'Crazy' women are often much more fun but only in small doses. Hence they make great hookers IMHO. Of course this implies that eventually they would beccome too much. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
