Bethanie

There is a difference between a hobby name/internet handle like "Harry the Hobbyist" and a totally made up name like "Jim Smith." One is creative, one is not. The discussion is, "Things your ASP won't tell you." Right now I'm adding to it silently with plenty of things I won't tell you.

The money laundering thing is interesting. An overall strategy is, in fact, an important element of some things. Now you've got me thinking! +1 Thank you for your post. Anyone who says providers are stupid should reconsider their presuppositions. Staying on topic, "exit strategies" in general may involve setting aside money for the future, managing one's portfolio, pursuing an advanced degree, empowering some downlines in multilevel marketing, or having a briefcase full of cash and a passport at the ready, in case of an upcoming grand jury indictment. This discussion is interesting, especially if seen in light of the fact that were a ten-year-reunion of sorts were to occur, many providers might in fact be shown to have emerged out in front of many hobbyists of the high-falutin' variety. Maybe "exit strategies" are most accurately viewed in hindsight. Time will tell.

Why should we tell you what our "exit plan" is? It's not like we trust you, or as though you're asking because you want to help us. You are probably asking just to make fun of us. My exit plan is to never have to be under the thumb of not-nice guys. I won't specify details, but it really all does come down to that.

Great article! Wish there was another one, "What your airline pilot won't tell you." But that would be scary to everyone who flies frequently. Haha, they call it the cockpit for a reason. On topic, "What your provider won't tell you": I think that any provider who responds honestly might lose some business, because this business is about catering to fantasies. However, I have read some great articles written by anonymous providers, and they were pretty funny! One mentioned guys who take ten minutes to put their shoes on, and speculated as to why so many guys show up seventeen minutes early and get stressed if you're not poised and waiting ahead of time. Another mentioned that bringing flowers is completely inappropriate, as this telegraphs that you are not attending a business meeting. Okay, I'll be honest: It's weird when you lie about your first name, so please don't. If there's one thing that's a dealbreaker, it's guys whose email addresses say one name and their P411 clearly indicates their first name is something else. I can't enjoy sex with someone who lies, so please don't. Providers don't care what your real first name is unless you lie about it, and then it becomes indicia of "he's lying." Just tell us and we'll forget it anyway.

+1 I've always wondered, "How can anyone prebook an appointment for days or weeks in advance? How can anyone know when they'll be bustin' for it, until they're bustin' for it? What if the day and time of your carefully prescheduled appointment comes and your mind is on football, or upcoming lawn maintenance, and not on sex? Is it permissible for clients to cancel because they're not in the mood to fuck, and are most providers empathetic to the vagaries of the male sex drive?" I have noticed that many preset appointments get rescheduled, and I'm fine with it. The best laid plans can go awry and then you end up frustrated. No sense in making it worse by bashing someone who is as frustrated as you are. The best course of action may be to just let it go, and renew the anticipation for your rescheduled appointment. This time, make sure your boss (or whoever) doesn't mess it up.

+1. And nice guys from out of town can find us.

The short answer: Money and sex. I wanted more money and more sex. 3. [Edit: call-to-action] Provide me with money and sex.

Enema nurse.

Ones that function like real phones and provide sound quality like real phones. Google shows tracphone have a special place on pissedconsumer.com. Looks like at least a few people who bought these things thought they didn't function like real phones or provide sound quality like real phones. Maybe it's not just me. http://tracfone.pissedconsumer.com/ Sounds like a bargain. Sounds like you're a bargain hunter. Sounds like a plan! (thumbs up gesture).

That sounds too obsessive and too much drama. An SO with that much discretionary income and time on her hands may be best dealt with by obtaining a good attorney. Tracphones suck because I can't hear someone's heart through their voice, everyone sounds flat and high-pitched like they are testicularly challenged lol. And, the voicemail/texting really doesn't work, at least not from my end, I swear. It's a giant pain in the butt and it creeps me out. Plus, how would you explain it if the "SO on the hunt" or the "hired pi" found your tracphone? I think some of you guys are way overcomplicating everything. Try the car thing, it makes sense, and it's free.

I still say no envelope! Just put pieces of paper under the soap dish if you want to help with my collage/art 378 project due next week. Plausible deniability - tipping the washroom attendant or the maid maybe? Plus, if the money is wet, we know you really did wash up a little. :-) Even if your hands don't look dirty, there's something sexy about a guy who smells like fresh soap and water. The envelope thing descends from fourth amendment blah blah about locked containers requiring a separate warrant. Initially, it may have provided a novel and potentially useful defense; however, now that it's become a cliche well documented on the internet, I would think that the caselaw has already negated the envelope thing. In fact, the very presence of an envelope could possibly be seen as "indicia" of intent to commit a crime. Cops can google, too. Also, I have heard that the envelope thing has been misused as a scammy tool for some guys who put one dollar bills in the envelope, or xeroxed copies of real money. I like my soap dish idea. I keep a counterfeit pen in my makeup case, and I haven't used it yet but I could if anything looked weird under my soap dish.

Read the instructions on condoms. Safety precautions render your poll kinda weird.

That was funny. Laundry should be extra. Ancient Chinese secret ...

Enthusiasm is the god/goddess within! It is my very favorite thing, and the determining factor in who are the best clients, whether newbies or hobbyists. To me, it is all about happiness, fun, and sensual magic. To me, the biggest turnoff is a guy who has a little clipboard in hand, deducting points and pursing his lips making a pissyface, because he is "prominent" and therefore I should have had flaming hoops set up in advance for me to jump through at the snap of his fingers. Well okay, I don't mind the snapping of fingers, because specific instructions can be very helpful. Everyone likes their bj how they like it. This is a good thing. What I don't get is guys who want us to be psychic. For god's sake, interact and say what you want to say! Slower, faster, deeper, softer, more vigorously - I love newbies because they are spontaneous and real. To the OP, I read your post and read your reviews. YES providers read about your likes and preferences to prepare for your session, but why not be helpful and spell it out, too? Expecting your provider to have noticed your birthdate is a little too much IMO. If she did who knows, this may have displeased you if you have birthday depression or something. The best sessions are when we are both like puppies. We love everything, we have a great time, and we both have fun and lose ourselves in the moment.