Crazy Horse

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About Crazy Horse

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    Advanced Member
  • Birthday 08/26/1953

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    Male
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  • Biography
    5'7" 185
  • Location
    Denver
  • Interests
    Poker,reading,hiking,camping,gardening

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  1. Would you rather.....

    I'd rather be told the truth. What really upsets me though are the time wasters that string you along for a week or more before coming up with a rather vague "I don't think we'd be a good match." If you ladies want to reject a guy for whatever reason that's fine but try and do it in a timely manner. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse...
  2. ISO NPC/IFBB fitness provider

    Before this thread I would have been confused by the semantics as well. http://theotherboard.com/forum/index.php?/topic/35046-semantic-issue-with-thick/ ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse...
  3. These are a few of my favorite things...

    I agree that even though often over looked a woman's back can be very sexy. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse...
  4. It's not shilling...if...

    ...it's in response to a specific request for information. That's always been the rule here on TOB and I haven't seen anything yet from the new owners that this policy has changed. So here is my specific request for information: Please post mjk_79's FBSM list v.3.0 here on the board for all to use. The number of people asking to have the list sent to them is becoming embarrassingly long. Just post it here and get it over with. I doubt that there's any sort of obscure fetish that doesn't have more than a few practitioners. That's why I've always objected to requests for info that ask for that info to be PM'd to them. If even one person finds the info you have to be useful others will as well. The board is here to share information...use it for such. Along similar lines my PM box is 82% full yet I see no obvious way of deleting old PMs. It complicates things when someone get's flooded by requests for info that fills up their PM page. Just post it here and simplify everything for those both asking for and providing info that many want to use. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse...
  5. These are a few of my favorite things...

    Well I'm a confirmed leg man with just the slightest fetish for feet and shoes. You'd be surprised at how many photos of just women's feet there are on the internet(or maybe not so surprising.) For me a well formed foot and ankle are just a complimentary addition to the leg. A good pair of heels though go a long way to showing off a lady's legs by adding definition to the calves as well as length to the overall vision. I know how it all happened. My entering into puberty with it's flooding of the brain with horny male hormones coincided with the very first fashion trend of the micro mini skirt in the '60s. I've been a leg man ever since. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse...
  6. How many orgasms per week.

    A day just doesn't feel right unless I have at least one orgasm. I'd love to win the lotto so I could live a Hugh Hefner kind of lifestyle but until then my daily five finger excercises interspaced by the occasional provider will have to do. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse...
  7. Any one want to venture a guess as to what my favorite part of the female body is. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse...
  8. Is it creepy??? Part 2

    So let me see if I got the consensus straight. It's OK to compliment a lady's body art...as long as it is one of the old ladies playing bingo at the local VFW. It being creepy enough being one of the oldest people at a venue filled with mostly 20 and 30 somethings but to actually strike up a conversation with one of the young ladies at that venue practically makes me a pedophile. I do have some experience with this but I've never been able to figure out why they do it or how to respond. Those of you who have seen me know that I have very long wavy hair. I get compliments on it all the time, mostly by women but also occasionally men. Even when I'm not letting my freak flag fly but have it tied up in what I call my Willie Nelson braids I'll get compliments. I even had a guy tourist pay me $20 one NY eve on the 16th st mall to take a picture with his friends. I'm not sure where they could have been from that they have to go on vacation to find a long haired dead head, I thought we were everywhere. While I don't grow it to attract attention I do like to think of it as making a statement. Maybe it's that statement they're complimenting. I've never had what I consider a creepy situation but it often catches me by surprise that a complete stranger feels compelled to say something and other than mumbling out a thank you I'm not sure what to say. So ladies if you're complimenting some guy's hair as an opening line have some back up conversation topics "Hey, how about those Broncos." I'm always prepared with more than, "Hey, that's a really nice tattoo". Anyway...thanks for all the input...It gives me something to think about. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse...
  9. My New Perspective on No Shows

    In recent years I've only had to write one NCNS review and it was after waiting several days and giving the YL more than ample time to get in touch with me. I'm a sucker for just about any nebulas excuse a lady can come up with, car troubles, family problems even the alarm not going off. Just give me any old excuse and we'll reschedule or if not possible I'll just figure that the universe meant for it not to be. Leave me hanging though with no attempt at communication at all and I've just became a pissed off client more than willing to bad mouth your business on our version of Angie's list. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse...
  10. FBSM for my wife and I

    I'm not even sure if she does females or couples but it'd be worth a call to her to find out. Caydence Lane is an expert at putting the sensual into a FBSM. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse...
  11. Dinner Dates

    There is a kind of dinner date that hasn't been mentioned yet, and that's the home cooked meal. I've purchased that package from a couple of different providers. It's always nice to sample a lady's domestic talents as well as her erotic ones. I'm not trying to outdo the Demure Morman here but all of this is true. There have been a number of times when after the session was over the lady invited me along for dinner or invited herself along when she knew I was going out for a bite to eat. There have even been a few times when the ladies picked up the tab having newly acquired hundreds of dollars burning a hole in their purse. Out of town providers will often appreciate a local guide. It doesn't happen often but it does happen to other hobbyists as well. I think it has to do with the attitude some of us clients have. While I know it's a business and I'm not going to lose my heart to the YL I'll still treat her like a current and future friend and some ladies are quick to pick up on that kind of vibe. Back when I had a VIP membership at the Penthouse club several ladies knew that they could accompany me there for drinks and lap dances. This should be on every guy's bucket list...Buying lap dances for a lady friend...the show is incredible and the ladies sure do seem to be enjoying themselves. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse...
  12. The FBSM List v3.0

    I've tried the PM route but can't get through. I'd love a copy of the list also. Thank you in advance. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse...
  13. Is it creepy??? Part 2

    Yes I am aware that the creepiness factor increases with the age differential and it's held me back a lot these days. I'm letting a lot of women pass me by that 20 or 30 years ago I would have shamelessly started flirting with. Flirting is a skill that needs constant practice and paying young professionals to fain interest in another over the hill old fart isn't the best way to stay on top of my game. So while I do restrain myself around the civilian young ladies and try not to impose myself on them it is a pleasant way to pass some time by starting up a conversation with one of them from time to time and maybe even engage in a little innocent flirting. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse...
  14. Is it creepy??? Part 2

    First the back story: So I've spent most of the day at the Fat Tire festival in City Park. Since most of the people rode their bikes there fit and healthy bodies were in abundance. Add to that a warm sunny day and clothing was almost optional. A people watching paradise to be sure. Here's the question: How creepy is it to have some random guy you don't know comment on your body art. There was one lady at the park that as she rolled up her T shirt reveled a couple lines of script along her left ribs. I had to resist the temptation to step closer so I could read her words of wisdom. There was another young lady that as she walked by I saw she had a really finely done fox head on her outer right upper thigh. If she hadn't of been with her boyfriend I might have said something. Being older and more experienced I wouldn't have said anything cheesy like, "Hey that's some foxy ink for a foxy lady." It was a fine piece of art work that could be appreciated as such, wouldn't it make it's owner proud to hear so. I had to talk to the lady wolverine that had our former state tattooed on her upper left bicep with a red star were she was from. She was impressed that I knew her home town. A little innocent flirting ensued and at one point she was joking with her friend about the sweater I was wearing as she ran her fingers through my chest hair.(hey it was a hot day and my shirt was unbuttoned.) Now guys are always looking for a good opening line to approach a fine looking young lady and visible ink offers just as good an excuse as does her hair or shoes or dress she's wearing. Just as with any social situation with a stranger the ladies need to make an almost instant decision as to who to blow off or who is being sincere as to their appreciation of the art or someone you might want to flirt with. BTW as a side note when did the art of flirting become more of a means to an end rather than an exercise to be enjoyed in and of it self. So ladies; when do compliments on your body art cross the line into being creepy? A specific question for Justina; if you were wearing a top with a low cut back and a guy moved in for a closer look at Puff(my name for her dragon tat) and maybe even said something, how creepy would it have to be before you put some MMA moves on him. I don't know It just seems to me that any artwork on public display is fair game for commenting on but it needs to be done with caution because after all the canvas does have human feelings. ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy7 Horse...
  15. Need someplace to hang your hat???

    ....or maybe someplace to hang your coat... ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse...