Posted February 7, 2021 What did the right pussy lip say to the left pussy lip? We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 8, 2021 Kinda sad---I heard about this guy who swerved to miss a kid and feel of the couch and broke his arm 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 8, 2021 While walking on the beach in Californiaa man stumbles upon an old brass lamp. As he brushed off the sand a genie appeared and offered one wish (Covid-associated budget cuts). The man thought for a moment and said " I want to visit Hawaii, but I am terrified of flying and ships make me very seasick. Please build me a bridge!". The genius gasped in horror. "Do you know what you are asking? The ocean is miles deep and thousands of miles wide. There are terrible currents and massive storms. Yes, I am a genie, but there are limuts. What you are asking is simply impossible. Please wish for something else". The man thought for a moment and said "OK. I want to understand women." The genie quickly replied "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four". 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2021 On 2/7/2021 at 11:10 PM, ilovewomen said: What did the right pussy lip say to the left pussy lip? We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us. Yes and they spit a lot 🤣🤣🤣🤣 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 17, 2021 2 hours ago, BigBaldBlk said: There is something very true and concrete about this post. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 17, 2021 Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 17, 2021 On 2/9/2021 at 5:01 PM, Kaduk said: Creativity Level 100 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Posted February 19, 2021 Dude once asked if my team repaving the parking lot could use reflective concrete instead of regular asphalt. So I asked if he was concerned with the "heat island" affect from regular asphalt. He whispered, "No, I just want to look at the reflection up the skirts of women walking by". 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 22, 2021 On 2/13/2021 at 7:31 AM, Kandi Apple said: I heard this joke in the 7th grade, very old.. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 23, 2021 13 hours ago, Garner05 said: I heard this joke in the 7th grade, very old.. Nothing wrong with a blast from the past 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 23, 2021 Some jokes are worth repeating 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 27, 2021 In the news this morning: An OnlyFans creator with 2 vaginas said she feels like a virgin again as she starts to explore the hole she's been neglecting 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 28, 2021 23 hours ago, Rick_A said: In the news this morning: An OnlyFans creator with 2 vaginas said she feels like a virgin again as she starts to explore the hole she's been neglecting According to her, she used the right one for personal pleasure and the left one for work..or was it the left one for pleasure and the right one for work. Either way,, I've never heard of a double vagina before. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 28, 2021 My wife told me to go to the Doctor and get some of those pills that 'help' get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills. I'm still looking for a place to live. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 28, 2021 A prestigious cardiologist died. Many of his colleagues and renowned doctors arrived at his solemn funeral. The coffin stood on the background of a huge heart. At the end of the eulogies, the heart opened and the coffin covered with flowers slowly rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed forever. Everyone watched in awe. Suddenly at that moment someone from those present loudly laughed. In response to stern glances from the public, he said: "I'm so sorry... I just imagined my own funeral ... I'm a gynecologist ..." The priest fainted... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 29, 2021 On 7/28/2021 at 6:50 AM, ilovewomen said: A prestigious cardiologist died. Many of his colleagues and renowned doctors arrived at his solemn funeral. The coffin stood on the background of a huge heart. At the end of the eulogies, the heart opened and the coffin covered with flowers slowly rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed forever. Everyone watched in awe. Suddenly at that moment someone from those present loudly laughed. In response to stern glances from the public, he said: "I'm so sorry... I just imagined my own funeral ... I'm a gynecologist ..." The priest fainted... Spitting coffee after reading this one. Thanks for this one !! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 17, 2021 1 hour ago, wglide2003 said: I can settle for peaches & pears! Lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 18, 2021 Open ass and hot dog water? No wonder I can’t get a date! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 18, 2021 16 hours ago, wglide2003 said: Well, since my birthday is in February, I guess I am a Peaches and Pear guy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 18, 2021 A mother was giving her 3 year old boy a bath when he looked down at his balls then looked up at his mother. He asked his mother "Are these my brains"? His mother replied "Not Yet". 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, ilovewomen said: A mother was giving her 3 year old boy a bath when he looked down at his balls then looked up at his mother. He asked his mother "Are these my brains"? His mother replied "Not Yet". Thanks for the laugh. And sometimes so true !! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
