Jez UaBriain

Gentlmen, it is not our fault if you can't get past a blowjob....

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2 hours ago, Buddy Glass said:

Is she a victim? Have you talked to the dude to find out the other side yet? Probably not. Did they reach an agreement that she changed her mind about? Did he misunderstand? Did he just count it wrong and make a mistake? Don't you think it's a bit scumbagish to declare guilt with only one side of the story? Imagine if court worked that way! 

 

Details matters. Your heart-string scenarios are light on the specifics. The only one with any detail is the change in my pocket I supposedly didn't count, and yes, I would share in the responsibility for not getting all the change due. A sober driver with a car full of dead passengers is very responsible when he was doing 140 down Broadway, regardless if the other driver was drunk or not. 

 

Are you implying rape is as evil as telling a grown woman to count her money? I'm having a hard time believing you're really that stupid, but yet, here we are.

 

This infantilizing of your pretend girlfriend does her no favors. You make it sound as though she's too stupid to count, and we know that isn't true. Poor Jez, everyone should do everything for her because she just can't seem to do a goddamn thing for her self, right Bit? You do realize she's a grown woman, able to read, write, count, all those things you're insisting she shouldn't do because she's a woman. That, sir, makes you a scum bag. 

Probably the most offensive post I've seen on TOB in a loooonng time.

Congratulations.

 

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9 hours ago, MisterBigShot said:

 

There have been several occasions where I've visited one of my ATF's and she'll ask me to join her in the shower to finish the hour if I've popped after 10-15 minutes. These post coital shower sessions are some of my favorite intimate memories of this hobby and I've thoroughly enjoyed them. (Thank you LK)

+1 to showers any time during a session!

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On 1/8/2016 at 0:13 PM, Kashmir said:

 If I didn't have enough orgasms, I will make them stay and watch me masturbate more.

Twist my arm! No! That's enough! Stop!

 

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On January 15, 2016 at 8:02 PM, lowboy said:

Twist my arm! No! That's enough! Stop!

 

Oh come on. Why can't she do it?? YOUR a LAME O!! :P 

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1 hour ago, Hot Violet said:

... Otherwise once the load blows I gotta go. I'm hot violet and I approve this message.

^^ this ^^ puts you in the "up to an hour" category. Thank you for being up front about that. 

The issue the OP raised was more "he shorted the envelope" than "he popped early".  Some might suspect that the client planned a B&G session with an escort who does not offer that particular service. 

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3 hours ago, Hot Violet said:

Otherwise once the load blows I gotta go. I'm hot violet and I approve this message.

I agree with Bit here, why do you have to go... Sometimes even with communication, stuff happens!  Why does one have to go?  Can't conversation and cuddling fill out the rest of the hour?

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2 hours ago, Hot Violet said:

if you want an hour I'll give you an hour of my time. Communicate how you feel and it won't be a disappointing experience

Will retract my previous statement after seeing your rebuttal!  I would imagine that most of the gentlemen here would want to enjoy all 60 minutes with you if they actually paid for it! :-)

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Will retract my previous statement after seeing your rebuttal!  I would imagine that most of the gentlemen here would want to enjoy all 60 minutes with you if they actually paid for it! :-)

Sounds more like back pedaling than a rebuttal lol. Just make sure when you enter you state "when I blow,  you don't go!" ;)

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1 hour ago, abigailfox said:

Sounds more like back pedaling than a rebuttal lol. Just make sure when you enter you state "when I blow,  you don't go!" ;)

I'm not going to force it if the chemistry isn't there. However, there is a fine line between 3G's in the scenario Violet describes. I'd prefer it to be my choice since I'm the customer whether or not I leave after the first pop or I enjoy the remainder of my time with the YL talking, cuddling, LFK,  or attempting round #2 etc.

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On 1/21/2016 at 3:33 PM, Nikki Holiday said:

Oh come on. Why can't she do it?? YOUR a LAME O!! :P 

My comment didn't translate very well did it? What I meant by that was that I'd watch her masturbate any time. Gawd I think that's hot!

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An independant corroboration of the OP's original point:

Disappointed Provider

Show up on time? Great!

Clean and fresh as a daisy? Wonderful!

Have the right donation? Marvelous!

Nice looking Man? Super!

Good DATY skills? Outstanding!

Have a nice dick!  Amazing!

 

Cum in only one minute, and you are a fucktard.

 

Guys.  Don't embarrass yourselves.  ALWAYS BRING YOUR 'A' GAME!  Screw up just once, on any one thing, and your ATF maybe making youtube videos!

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1 hour ago, Laplace said:

An independant corroboration of the OP's original point:

Disappointed Provider

Cum in only one minute, and you are a fucktard.

Guys.  Don't embarrass yourselves.  ALWAYS BRING YOUR 'A' GAME!  Screw up just once, on any one thing, and your ATF maybe making youtube videos!

Seems legit... Seems like the perfect provider attitude!  Ladies learn from this brilliant lady!

I like the fact that she believes her own ads... You aren't paying me for sex, you are paying for my time and companionship.  If that is true, why would one be upset if the gentleman left at 25 minutes with a smile on his face and had his fill of companionship?

Someone should probably introduce her to BOB.  He will never leave her horny at the end of a session, as long as she has spare batteries...

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A guy who just needs his knob polished shouldn't schedule an hour.;)

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15 minutes ago, 2Big said:

A guy who just needs his knob polished shouldn't schedule an hour.;)

On ^^this^^ I think most agree. As I recall, the point of the OP was don't book an hour (because she doesn't offer less) and then treat the session as a B&G in both duration and donation. 

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On 1/15/2016 at 8:02 PM, lowboy said:

Twist my arm! No! That's enough! Stop!

 

This was supposed to quote the whole - if I didn't have enough orgasms make them stay longer. That's actually how I feel with some of the women who say an hour but feel that they've done enough and you should stop with more than 1/3 of the time left!

10 hours ago, Bit Banger said:

On ^^this^^ I think most agree. As I recall, the point of the OP was don't book an hour (because she doesn't offer less) and then treat the session as a B&G in both duration and donation. 

I only see this as a donation problem. Any guy or girl can be disappointed in the other person, even if you know them well or have great chemistry and have met many times. I've been left unsatisfied by providers and I'm sure some haven't had as much fun as me at other times. The one thing you shouldn't do is short the donation even if you end up shorting the fun - or the stick!

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3 hours ago, ajot said:

 

I only see this as a donation problem. ...

Indeed, I think the donation issue was the major problem. 

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This is why I have two different packages because I have figured out over the course of years that men know their penises better than I do(no matter that I am the "professional")and giving them the option allows them to pick due to their preference. If you know you can't do more than a BJ, don't schedule the time for more. I also love doing this biz, BUT if they are paying me for an hour for a set rate...no matter what happens, when the clock starts, I get paid that rate. If a guy(even a "regular") shorts me, they are reported and I never see them again even if they are one of my favorites. I just realized we can't always be the nice gal, and most of the time if you give an inch they will take a mile. I just don't have time nor the energy to spend my time trying to make sure who I will see, who I won't, who did what...just draining and makes me want to hang up the hat so I make it clear. Less headaches, and the clients know the gig. I have had this rarely happen so thank goodness it isn't a big deal, but that one can just make a damper to a good day.

I thought about saying that I would give the regular a call and ask as to why he shorted, but when I thought of it...I confirm the rate over phone, and so they would know better. If you don't, then I would make the call and have him explain himself. In my situation, they should know better. I am pretty upfront about how I do things. 

Now, don't take me reporting as a bad thing...it is just, to me, a way to give the ladies a head's up for them to be aware this could happen. I also rarely report as I am pretty careful who I see. I do sometimes think BL gets a bad rap, and for me, it is just a way of keeping up with things so I am not out of the loop or get caught in something I don't want to be in. Just my .02 cents.

xoxo,

Samantha Sheppard

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On 01/07/2016 at 6:34 AM, Laplace said:

Ladies, I apologize on behalf of my gender.

Query:  Assuming I show up, & pay the correct  hourly session fee: If I am subjected, unexpectedly,  to the best BJ of my life, resulting in my staining the bed, walls,  curtains, and TV within 10 minutes of session start, will you cuddle naked with me and talk for the remainder of the hour? Perhaps let me try to satisfy you in other ways until time is up?  

Or will you immediately kick my sorry-premature-ejaculating-ass out the door?

I spent the remaining time rubbing and caressing you while chatting and giggling.  :-)

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No excuse for shorting the donation.  I accidentally forgot once but made good on it soon after I got the call.

As for the 'mutual satisfaction,'  I see it as something that I want to have happen and do my best to achieve. However, I have had some women who just want me to get off.  These are ones that I do not see again since they usually accomplish their goal!

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I don't really have anything to add, I just thought it would be fun to see my avatar as the most recent response to every single thread going.  BINGO!

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MSOG could be discussed prior if they even have a feeling that it could be a fast day for them right? Just from past experience I got into the habit of asking. But allowing them to enjoy your company (since that what the donation is for) for the remainder for the session can be up to the client. Some want your company and some with feel shamed and have to leave. To each their own. However, everyone should be aware of their own bodies since it is our most valuable asset to continue this wonderful Hobby of ours 💋 #whenindoubtaskaboutit 

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On 5/21/2016 at 9:42 AM, Badboy said:

I don't really have anything to add, I just thought it would be fun to see my avatar as the most recent response to every single thread going.  BINGO!

I would think someone with 5 ATF's would have better things to do with their time. lol  :cool:

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1 hour ago, sweetkarizmatic said:

MSOG could be discussed prior if they even have a feeling that it could be a fast day for them right? Just from past experience I got into the habit of asking. But allowing them to enjoy your company (since that what the donation is for) for the remainder for the session can be up to the client. Some want your company and some with feel shamed and have to leave. To each their own. However, everyone should be aware of their own bodies since it is our most valuable asset to continue this wonderful Hobby of ours 💋 #whenindoubtaskaboutit 

#whenindoubtaskaboutit

Love it.  "may I ......... " goes a long way toward reducing stress - hers and mine! (No, not on the phone .... after the session is going!!)

Welcome to our little corner of depravity BTW. ;)

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On 1/9/2016 at 7:53 AM, Danielle Rae said:

I am certainly not going to kick you out the door - and am perfectly fine with whatever is desired (possibly trying again, just cuddling, bingo (lol) etc.)  The time is still yours to do as you wish xoxo 

Naked Monopoly wold be fine after the first pop.:)

Thanks for seeing an hour is an hour, I wish more would get the concept, not all of us can go multiple times but like the companionship just as well.

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54 minutes ago, sparkey600 said:

Naked Monopoly wold be fine after the first pop.:)

Thanks for seeing an hour is an hour, I wish more would get the concept, not all of us can go multiple times but like the companionship just as well.

Naked Monopoly; I wonder which piece would hurt worse if you sat on it.......

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8 hours ago, Kaduk said:

Naked Monopoly; I wonder which piece would hurt worse if you sat on it.......

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Isn't this the game we are all playing?... ;) 

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On 1/8/2016 at 7:36 PM, pfunk said:

Robbing and shorting are the same thing. You're stealing money from someone. You have quite a strange concept of right, and wrong. That's why I wouldn't trust you.

Here's your black hat! Have fun!

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That's the truth! You signed up for the time. The Provider has set the time for you. It is only right that you being the client ponies up as agreed! Nothing more. 

Sorry Jez! I am even more sorry it was a regular of yours too. It is never good when a client or a provider becomes complacent with each other. I think mainly because it totally kills the fantasy of the very sexy and private world we choose to be a part of.  

 

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On 1/8/2016 at 7:36 PM, pfunk said:

Robbing and purposely shorting are the same thing. You're stealing money from someone. You have quite a strange concept of right, and wrong. That's why I wouldn't trust you.

Here's your black hat! Have fun!

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On 1/8/2016 at 9:23 PM, Laplace said:

Slightly modified it for you ( purposely ).  Believe it or not, I was once so horny, I couldn't count to 4. I shorted a provider I had seen before. Like Jez, she counted the envelope after I left and had her "WTF moment."  Fortunately, she called me on it.  Most embarrassing moment of my life.  I rushed the difference over to her, apologized profusely, and voluntarily added an extra amount I jokingly called a "collection fee."  She forgave me and we still get together. Mistakes do happen.

 

On 1/9/2016 at 0:29 AM, MrFister said:

I've never shorted or not paid. Even for those "sessions" that I had to walk out on because, 15 minutes through the door, I realized that I didn't want to be there. That's happened a few times but easier to leave the money on the table than incur the wrath of a (insert emotional/psychological issue) woman.

 

On 1/9/2016 at 10:10 AM, Mackonit said:

The days of leaving donations in an envelope are as old as putting your grade school lunch money in an envelope. Maybe we should rethink this approach.

A may search for Destiny's post later;  I felt she stated the best advise, "once verification takes place is do the counting person to person'.....

Accidentally; twice was a call back to me as it was my mistake to take care of. Once was extending the hour without updating the change order....

The gals are put into a position of feeling guilty on their part when having to call hoping the guy doesn't think they had pocket a portion.....

That is one position I do not want to put a provider in.....:cool:

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I paid an hour for your time, so how we spend the time is up to me, the client. If I want you to suck my dick for an hour, while I watch reruns of Saturday Night Live, well, better bring out them kneepads.

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6 hours ago, 2Big said:

I paid an hour for your time, so how we spend the time is up to me, the client. If I want you to suck my dick for an hour, while I watch reruns of Saturday Night Live, well, better bring out them kneepads.

What? You're not drinking a beer too while she is giving you a blow job. I just love it when that happens (not even sarcasm font, just rude).

Who are you kidding 2Big? You couldn't make it 5 minutes with Jez giving you a blowjob:P

Your losing your touch there 2Big. Let me help you. The man in Jez's original post DID NOT pay for the full hour.

You did get something right, "men are paying for an hour of OUR time." An hour to do as we want!

It is my time. You are just buying a ticket to get on my ride . We go to my destinations first. If you ask nicely, I will take you where you want to go. If you don't ask nicely, you can get out of my ride. No refunds.

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