Nosey neighbors

[fork]

Anyone have a good response for the neighbors, in case they ever have the poor taste to mention one of my late night visits from a young hottie? I can see it now...

Neighbor: "Howdy, Fork! How's it going? I noticed an odd car in you driveway every night this week. How many nieces do you have?"

Me: "Um, I'm a math tutor. Yeah, at 11 PM. Yeah, girls these days like to dress up."

Do you have a better response?

[MAG]

Anyone have a good response for the neighbors, in case they ever have the poor taste to mention one of my late night visits from a young hottie? I can see it now...

Neighbor: "Howdy, Fork! How's it going? I noticed an odd car in you driveway every night this week. How many nieces do you have?"

Me: "Um, I'm a math tutor. Yeah, at 11 PM. Yeah, girls these days like to dress up."

Do you have a better response?

I have a better SOLUTION.....never do an outcall.

Nosy neighbors are the least of your worries. If you're unlucky enough to call a hooker who is bat-shit crazy, now she knows where you live.

But if you insist on conducting hobby activities from your own home, the reply to your neighbors could simply be: "Nunya". As in: "Nunya fucking business".

[pitbull]

Is it possible for you to open your garage a few minutes before she arrives, then close the garage as soon as she drives in? That way the neighbors will never see the leggy vixen emerge from her vehicle.

But if they call you on it, you could always say you are taking french lessons.

[Guest Likenthrope]

Yeah I never do outcalls. I live on a cul-de-sac, with very nosy stay-at-home moms and one old lady who I avoid like the plague because she never shuts up. Having an escort over to my house would be a nightmare. I have no advice for you other than to agree with av8r, avoid them. I understand that it might limit the options in the springs though, which sucks. We're already pretty limited down here.

Do you have a garage? If so you could park your car outside and when the woman in question arrives you could open your garage and have her drive in. Then instruct her to wait till it closes. However, this might be a little disconcerting for the provider. Maybe just try it with someone you already know.

[Guest Likenthrope]

Is it possible for you to open your garage a few minutes before she arrives, then close the garage as soon as she drives in? That way the neighbors will never see the leggy vixen emerge from her vehicle.

But if they call you on it, you could always say you are taking french lessons.

Lol, we posted this at the same time. I guess I just took longer to write mine.

[Nusa]

Anyone have a good response for the neighbors, in case they ever have the poor taste to mention one of my late night visits from a young hottie? I can see it now...

Neighbor: "Howdy, Fork! How's it going? I noticed an odd car in you driveway every night this week. How many nieces do you have?"

Me: "Um, I'm a math tutor. Yeah, at 11 PM. Yeah, girls these days like to dress up."

Do you have a better response?

Just say, "Yeah, shooting my own porn video's is hard work, but I enjoy it."

[Audrey Astor]

I love your excuse! I would hope that any girl arriving on an outcall to be dressed casual though?

[Lucy Kitten]

I love your excuse! I would hope that any girl arriving on an outcall to be dressed casual though?

Casual can mean so many things. Casual for me is jeans, t-shirts and tennis shoes for some it's skin tight jeans and 4 inch heels, Colorado casual is faux fur and Uggs with EVERYTHING. If gents are wanting outcalls they need consider what she might be wearing BEFORE she shows up.

Gents don't give yourself a reason to need an excuse, plan ahead! Let the young lady know before she visits what is acceptable garb for your 'hood.

[sparkey600]

I always say "it's a friend of my wife's" which is usually true since we play together.

You could always say "thinking about putting the house on the market and she is a potential broker" OR you could say "I took to many Viagra, called the 1-800 number and the drug manufacturer sent her over"

[Crazy Horse]

"I took to many Viagra, called the 1-800 number and the drug manufacturer sent her over"

My first real laugh of the day. Thanks I needed that.

...Happy Hobbying...

...Crazy Horse...

[fortysomething]

Outcall = no fucking way.

[fork]

Thanks for all the responses! I especially loved the snarky ideas.

[mtnman2000]

Most of my outcalls have been good. I've had one where she showed up looking like a hollywood style hooker. Not good.

If your in a relationship where she lives at your house, this is crazy. Women do screwed up things like leaving underwear between your bottem sheet and mattress, leaving something in the trashcan, using a brush in the drawer on their hair. I posted not long ago about a girl with spray tan had it rub off on my white comforter. I bought a new one.

Another point is that I rarely give the ladies my address. I do the 2nd call thing to them. Goto this location, I pick them up and drive them to my place, we pull into the garage.

[Guest]

There are some guys who have done outcall for years, they never had problem. But there are several things you boys need to consider. If you do outcall with a provider you never met before, or even if you seen her before and it goes down bad for whatever reason. Your taking a risk in following:

* The escort makes a seen out front of your house.

* Now she knows right where you live. If you piss her off you might get outted.

* Provider leaves stuff behind.

* What happens if you decided to see another escort, instead of someone else? The rejected provider see's the other hookers car out front of your house? "This actually has happened to me."

Never do outcall with anyone unless you know excatly who your dealing with. There are some providers who are trust worthy. But the ones who are not ruin it for everyone else. When I got outted the negibors became nosey as fuck. When they had no idea before.

[pitbull]

There are some guys who have done outcall for years, they never had problem. But there are several things you boys need to consider. If you do outcall with a provider you never met before, or even if you seen her before and it goes down bad for whatever reason. Your taking a risk in following:

* The escort makes a seen out front of your house.

* Now she knows right where you live. If you piss her off you might get outted.

* Provider leaves stuff behind.

* What happens if you decided to see another escort, instead of someone else? The rejected provider see's the other hookers car out front of your house? "This actually has happened to me."

Never do outcall with anyone unless you know excatly who your dealing with. There are some providers who are trust worthy. But the ones who are not ruin it for everyone else. When I got outted the negibors became nosey as fuck. When they had no idea before.

I can always count on Nikki to: A) Freak me out; and Bring us all back to reality. Her posts are much appreciated.

[Mustang87]

Something along the lines of "the girl scouts are really working extra hard to sell cookies this year."

[Happymon]

I'm a single man in his mid sixties. I hope the neighbors let their imaginations run wild.

[pfunk]

I'm a single man in his mid sixties. I hope the neighbors let their imaginations run wild.

Agreed! When I was single, I had girls park in front, and knock loudly on the front door! Woo-hoo, look a me!

[Audrey Astor]

Casual can mean so many things. Casual for me is jeans, t-shirts and tennis shoes for some it's skin tight jeans and 4 inch heels, Colorado casual is faux fur and Uggs with EVERYTHING. If gents are wanting outcalls they need consider what she might be wearing BEFORE she shows up.

Gents don't give yourself a reason to need an excuse, plan ahead! Let the young lady know before she visits what is acceptable garb for your 'hood.

You're right Lucy, you have a great point! I try to fit in whatever type of environment. If you are visiting a swanky hotel mid-day, a blazer and nice shoes are in order. I try to usually do business casual mostly.

[Jez UaBriain]

You haven't seen nosey neighbors til you've been around mine. The neighborhood watch is 2 of the yappiest little dogs (I think that ius what they are). And the other side of me the neighbor is prone to spy with his binoculars. Now THAT is nosey.

[Guest doubleuj]

I've always stuck to only scheduling incall appointments due to the possibility of nosey neighbors and some of the great reasons above.

Of course when going to an incall appointment most of the providers probably have nosey neighbors too. I know providers take lots of precautions but eventually I'm sure some of their neighbors know something is up.

I always tend to look around and be extra careful just incase.

[SmileyDawg]

One morning had a visit & neighbor's dog went nuts.

He asked later that day if I was ok? I smiled and I told him a "wild-cat" had gotten in my place.

Odd too was that same night a blonde in leather thigh-high boots was knocking at my door.

Now I wonder if the neighbors told the lost "kitten" she should go to my place?

[fork]

That's one of my biggest fears ... that they go to the wrong door and try to give my neighbor a big kiss. That's why I definitely use a fake name! And why I prefer the first meeting to be incall, not outcall, where possible.