Posted September 3, 2015 yea yea yea. I guess my dumb ass walked right into this one. Glad y'all could have some fun at my expense. Now kindly all fuck off because I am perfectly healthy. But hey, learning experience says watch what the fuck I say here.. good learning experience. Lol"Now kindly all fuck off " not acceptable. Please respect other members 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 3, 2015 "Now kindly all fuck off " not acceptable. Please respect other membersyea, sure 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 3, 2015 Are these supposed to be real?Some blow my mind, especially: Do you do family sex? All adults Mother, Father, Son, and daughter (taking gross to a whole new level) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 3, 2015 Are these supposed to be real?Some blow my mind, especially: I am pretty sure the ladies will agree, we are posting our NC 17 versions of #ThingsYouDontSayToAnEscort.We hear worse, not appropriate to post to a forum.Sadly that was a very real request. Enough said. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2015 " That last hooker I was with was bat sh*t crazy.""My buddy says you're great. Can I get a discount?""Can I use my own condom?""You remind me of my wife.""Do you have a sister?" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2015 "Do you have a sister?""Yes. Yes I do. While she is 8 years younger and slightly more attractive, she is a giant bitch who has an opinion about everything, and backs up her black and white judgemental rants with "now that Im a MOTHER..." so yeah. She is pretty much Nancy Grace without any education whatsoever. "That response shut that one guy up straight away. True story. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 5, 2015 "I want to meet you. as far as a session, i want you to ride my face like a sybian" - another email by someone I've never met and never will. what happened to chivalry: did it die? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 5, 2015 "I want to meet you. as far as a session, i want you to ride my face like a sybian" - another email by someone I've never met and never will. what happened to chivalry: did it die?It is less of a thing for sure. I received a text earlier at 3 am, while asleep with my SO, that said "where are you located? I'm omw. Bbbjcim on video." Not a word else. I was sitting there after I woke up at 11 lIke "............" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 8, 2015 "I bet you would look so hot while being pregnant." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 8, 2015 "I want to save you from your lifestyle." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 8, 2015 yea yea yea. I guess my dumb ass walked right into this one. Glad y'all could have some fun at my expense. Now kindly all fuck off because I am perfectly healthy. But hey, learning experience says watch what the fuck I say here.. good learning experience. LolWhen that penis falls off I can recommend a good taxidermist. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) " That last hooker I was with was bat sh*t crazy.""Can I use my own condom?""Do you have a sister?"I have said all three of these (except I didn't use the word hooker).The sister one sounds creepy, except that she had alluded to her sister already and indeed the sister did exist and was a provider. And I later saw her.The other two are not a problem IMHO. Edited September 8, 2015 by fork 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2015 It's so late. Do you mind if I just spend the night?I'd NEVER say this to a provider, but it's pretty cool when she says it to you. Loads of the "rules" in this thread were broken that night and the next day. I can't wait for that trip to come around again next year! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2015 "Yes. Yes I do. While she is 8 years younger and slightly more attractive, she is a giant bitch who has an opinion about everything, and backs up her black and white judgemental rants with "now that Im a MOTHER..." so yeah. She is pretty much Nancy Grace without any education whatsoever. "That response shut that one guy up straight away. True story.That is funny. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2015 You poor thing! How long have you had to do this kind of work? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 29, 2015 Referring to yourself in third person during set up."Mikey can't wait to meet you.""Mikey is fun.""You are going to like Mikey." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 29, 2015 Referring to yourself in third person during set up."Mikey can't wait to meet you.""Mikey is fun.""You are going to like Mikey."Are you sure 'Mikey' is the client? That could be the nickname of his appendage - where the little head lives. Still, I can see where it would be creepy. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 29, 2015 Are you sure 'Mikey' is the client? That could be the nickname of his appendage - where the little head lives. Still, I can see where it would be creepy. That is what I thought, giving the benefit of the doubt. So I asked, "Is that your nickname for your man parts?" He responded (like I was the idiot),"No it is my name, why did you ask?" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 29, 2015 Referring to yourself in third person during set up."Mikey can't wait to meet you.""Mikey is fun.""You are going to like Mikey."Give it to Mikey! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 29, 2015 I heard you offer bareback. I heard you have HIV, so do I. How can I book you?Can you shit in my mouth? or Can I shit on you or in your mouth?Can I fist your slutty ass hole? Had 3 references who cleared him. Then he decided to send me picture of his dick with big fat warts on it. I would like an hour of greek. See you at 2pm. or Can you massage me for $150 for hour?GENTLEMEN I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH IF IN CONVO YOU SAY SOMETHING VERY OPENLY SOLICITING AN ESCORT AND THEN SHE TELLS YOU SHE SUSPECTS YOU ARE LAW ENFORCEMENT AND THEN GIVES YOU SEVERAL WAYS TO SCREEN TO PROVE HER WRONG.. AND YOURE UNWILLING YOU ARE GOING TO BE BLACKLISTED AS SUSPECTED LE WONT SCREEN. DO NOT ASK ABOUT RATES OR SERVICES. I personally will not blacklist you. I assume 3 things you rolled and now your compromised, your a moron and you cant read, your law enforcement. Your name is saved as 666, your ass is permanently blocked for being a dumb ass. Can you shit in my mouth? or Can I shit on you or in your mouth? - You've had someone ask you this? That person needs some mental help. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 29, 2015 Can I ask a stupid question? Yes? Thanks.What's the deal with "use my own condom"? I always have them, and have needed them. But it always strikes me as unprofessional when a provider doesn't have them handy. It's kind of one of the tools of the trade. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 29, 2015 Can I ask a stupid question? Yes? Thanks.What's the deal with "use my own condom"? I always have them, and have needed them. But it always strikes me as unprofessional when a provider doesn't have them handy. It's kind of one of the tools of the trade. It is unprofessional for an escort not to bring a variety of sizes of condoms. Also, a variety of durability, thicker ones are for more aggressive sex.I will answer your very good question:1. A man may have those condoms beyond their expiration date.2. They may keep them in their car. Exposing them to extreme temperatures, this can lead to breakage.3. A man may be a crazy person that has a venereal disease or worse the HIV. He may seek revenge by poking holes in the condom, and inflicting people out of revenge. (documented case).4. He may say, I have the condom sweetie, put you in doggy and try to sneak in bare back.Those are just a few reasons, people may have more. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 29, 2015 Can I ask a stupid question? Yes? Thanks.What's the deal with "use my own condom"? I always have them, and have needed them. But it always strikes me as unprofessional when a provider doesn't have them handy. It's kind of one of the tools of the trade. Ya'know, that's what LE says too. A lady get stopped with a bunch of condoms in her purse, it's sort of like having picks & jimmies in your trunk. LE assumes you're up to no good.Yes, I always have them with me as backup because I've gotten the excuse "I don't have any condoms." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 29, 2015 A lady get stopped with a bunch of condoms in her purse, it's sort of like having picks & jimmies in your trunk. LE assumes you're up to no good. The contents of my car is exaaactly why I drive the speed limit!!!I had my car towed during a visit that ran way over in time. I go to get my car at the towing company.I pay the fine, and get in my car. I look at the receipt and then see the itemized list...Oh no!Contents:42 music cds, 2 coats, 4 bottles of Propel ( I need hydration), 7 pairs of assorted high heels, 1 pair of flip flops, nylons, 1 pair of jeans, 1 shirt,5 what appear to be personal massagers (written like that, hehe) 3 bottles of personal lubrication, 1 belting device ( I will let you guess).The only thing missing was condoms, they were with me. I thought, "Wow my car sounds like a good time."I turned beet red in the face. Thankfully, I did not know this when the man was checking me out at the counter.It has made me very aware of my driving habits 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 29, 2015 The contents of my car is exaaactly why I drive the speed limit!!!I had my car towed during a visit that ran way over in time. I go to get my car at the towing company.I pay the fine, and get in my car. I look at the receipt and then see the itemized list...Oh no!Contents:42 music cds, 2 coats, 4 bottles of Propel ( I need hydration), 7 pairs of assorted high heels, 1 pair of flip flops, nylons, 1 pair of jeans, 1 shirt,5 what appear to be personal massagers (written like that, hehe) 3 bottles of personal lubrication, 1 belting device ( I will let you guess).The only thing missing was condoms, they were with me. I thought, "Wow my car sounds like a good time."I turned beet red in the face. Thankfully, I did not know this when the man was checking me out at the counter.It has made me very aware of my driving habits Kashmir, your "inventory" had me cracking up! Here's a pretty good summary of what they'd find in my truck. And like Bit Banger, I'm ready with the condoms, too! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vPwW7RaPO_g 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 29, 2015 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vPwW7RaPO_gYour survival kit sounds way better than mine! I need one of your kits for my car 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 30, 2015 Can I ask a stupid question? Yes? Thanks.What's the deal with "use my own condom"? I always have them, and have needed them. But it always strikes me as unprofessional when a provider doesn't have them handy. It's kind of one of the tools of the trade. I always bring my own as a courtesy. More than a few times, I've been thanked because my companion doesn't stock "size L" or "size XL". If they say they want to use their own, I say "OK, no problem" and work with whatever they have.I just recently met someone who was offended that I brought my own. The session fell apart from there. Ironically, #ThingsYouDontSayToAnEscort turned out be anything that came out of my mouth - almost everything was heard as a insult, a slight, or repeated back to me with totally opposite meaning, or not heard correctly because she would constantly interrupt me. Speaking of that, I remember being on my way to another appointment and made the mistake of asking if she had condoms in my size - I was running late and didn't want to stop at the store. When I got there for the 2nd call and there was no answer, I knew I'd fucked up. I apologized via e-mail, sent best wishes, and never contacted her again. Although I knew not to discuss ask for or discuss services prior to a first meeting, that's exactly what I'd done. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 30, 2015 ok, the valtrex is one I gotta chime in on. Lol. I took acyclovir, common name valtrex, to fight a bacterial infection in my blood. Its only common knowledge, because of those stupid commercials, what it is normally used for. Lol. Every damn time I had to refill that prescription I felt the need to explain to the pharmacist, and everyone else who could hear, that I want using it to treat herpes. Goddamnit, and I don't know why. It should have been none of their business. I made damn sure they knew it was for a bacterial infection in my blood. I have never been so glad to be off a medication as I was to be off that one. I don't even know why I felt the need to say this here. It's just one of those things that drives a person bat shit crazy. Haha. Ok, rant over with. Back to the subject at hand Ummm... this sounds like suppression of CD4+/CD8+ cells for CMV. Definitely not something to share with anyone. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
