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About NoCoDiscreet

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  1. Does anyone else have this problem????

    daily would make me the happiest man alive. Hell, I'd take weekly or even semi-monthly at this point. p.s. don't get married
  2. ABQ recommendations?

    I'll be in the ABQ area next month and am wondering if anyone has any provider recommendations? I looked at the reviews - there's 1 recent review and she is no longer in the area. I have P411, there are some great ladies but a little guidance would be nice if anyone has experience in the area. Please PM me. Thank you
  3. Licking pussy

    Not always true, I've been commanded to bite on a few occasions.
  4. Where in Colorado can I get a...?

    Something for the advanced hobbyist only, could make a man implode if he's not careful.
  5. It Finally Happened...

    And one more thing courtesy of Laplace:
  6. It Finally Happened...

    It doesn't have to be so. I am a generally hairy person (not Italian hairy but enough to matter) and was determined to not be a dingleberry carrier. So every so often, when I have the house to myself I do some shaving gymnastics in the bathroom to prevent this problem. I'll tell you, getting in the position to accurately and carefully shave the ass isn't easy. Get too close to that pucker and you'll be sorry for days. Also, the first time I saw Demolition Man I thought those future people were geniuses. "They used handfulls of wadded paper back in the 20th". Sandra Bullock made us paper wadders look like fools. Go ahead and invest in a spray attachment for your toilet. If you're really living large get a golden bidet with a heater. Either way, you'll save yourself the embarrassment of leaving skid marks on a beautiful provider's sheets, comforter, pegger, etc.
  7. Is it creepy?

    That's a sure fire way to get relatives TO open it. Perhaps a more distasteful label would be better: "Ass hair collection"
  8. Tattoos

    they're not Skittles
  9. Tattoos

    I think tattoos are sexy as hell if they're well done and well placed. Could be because I have some large tattoos. Ladies like Christmas Abbott and Ellis Cooper would be gorgeous without their tattoos, with them... over the top for me. Something like this though tells me the owner of the tattoo might not have all of her cups in her cupboard...
  10. #ThingsYouDontSayToAnEscort

    Are these supposed to be real? Some blow my mind, especially:
  11. #ThingsYouDontSayToAnEscort

    In light of new information I'd say it's safe to add this one to the list: "Hi, nice to meet you, my name is Juanmotai."
  12. #ThingsYouDontSayToAnEscort

    "Blumpkin?" "I'm so sad" Put member between legs and dance around ( think silence of the lambs )
  13. The guy who stirs the pot

    This is cute, it's like a reverse provider "Hey I'm new here thread". Reminds me a bit of the male advertisement thread. Fork was a stud as I remember it.