Posted February 11, 2015 "I'm a gentleman so I post reviews but leave out important information for you to make a decision. Just take my four reviews as evidence that you should believe me. And guys, treat her well. Ok?" Not as common but there is sometimes, "if you treat her well, then she will treat you well too." A gentleman doesn't tell. (and pay no attention that I checked FS, UTF, BBBJ, CIM among others.) Any other cliches that are just taking up space in the review section? Btw, for those logically handicapped, I'm not suggesting we DON'T treat her well, just annoyed that we need their reminder to do so. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2015 I agree with the point you are making. Every time I see the "if you treat her well she'll treat you well" comment, I take it as code words for "I had to really pay a lot extra to get the service I wanted, but she knows who I am so I don't dare click the 'upselling' button." I try to avoid a lady when I see that in her reviews. The problem is, my first few reviews were horrible, quality wise. (The ladies were fantastics, though, but in retrospect should have been very goods.) There is no good guideline for writing. It would be a good exercise to select, from recent reviews, two examples each of a good review and poor review. Let the experts here critique them while the rest of us take notes. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2015 For the record, if I say anything resembling "treat her well" in my reviews, I mean TREAT HER WELL. Don't be a fucking pig. She's a lady and deserves such respect. That is all. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2015 I agree with the point you are making. Every time I see the "if you treat her well she'll treat you well" comment, I take it as code words for "I had to really pay a lot extra to get the service I wanted, but she knows who I am so I don't dare click the 'upselling' button." I try to avoid a lady when I see that in her reviews. The problem is, my first few reviews were horrible, quality wise. (The ladies were fantastics, though, but in retrospect should have been very goods.) There is no good guideline for writing. It would be a good exercise to select, from recent reviews, two examples each of a good review and poor review. Let the experts here critique them while the rest of us take notes. Everybody has their own way of writing reviews, to me there is no wrong or right way to write a review. "Treat her well", to me means , he really liked her and she is a lady. I find it funny you would avoid a lady that has a review with this quote in it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2015 For the record, if I say anything resembling "treat her well" in my reviews, I mean TREAT HER WELL. Don't be a fucking pig. She's a lady and deserves such respect. That is all. Everybody has their own way of writing reviews, to me there is no wrong or right way to write a review. "Treat her well", to me means , he really liked her and she is a lady. I find it funny you would avoid a lady that has a review with this quote in it. Fair enough. We all have different ways of reading the reviews as well, and I understand where you both are coming from. However, why put this in there? I always try to behave like a gentleman in session. It is the way I was raised. If a "gentleman" is of the inclination to NOT treat the provider with the respect she is due, no amount of remonstrations in reviews; eloquent, vehement, or otherwise, is going to change his inclinations. And if you are a gentleman, being constantly reminded is, well, kind of insulting. Since the comment is otherwise useless, I've just assumed the possibility that some other meaning is intended. It's not a hard and fast rule. Just how I think. The OP's point is well made. There's a lot of useless info being put into the reviews. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2015 "I'm a gentleman so I post reviews but leave out important information for you to make a decision. Just take my four reviews as evidence that you should believe me. And guys, treat her well. Ok?" Not as common but there is sometimes, "if you treat her well, then she will treat you well too." A gentleman doesn't tell. (and pay no attention that I checked FS, UTF, BBBJ, CIM among others.) Any other cliches that are just taking up space in the review section? Btw, for those logically handicapped, I'm not suggesting we DON'T treat her well, just annoyed that we need their reminder to do so. "I hate to post a review, because I want to keep her for myself" "She is a true courtesan" Reviews often read more like advertisements than actual feedback about the provider. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2015 For the record, if I say anything resembling "treat her well" in my reviews, I mean TREAT HER WELL. Don't be a fucking pig. I vastly prefer "don't be a fucking pig" for directness and originality. I agree with the OP that "treat her well" is the most boring, banal, and overused phrase on TOB. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2015 Everybody has their own way of writing reviews, to me there is no wrong or right way to write a review. "Treat her well", to me means , he really liked her and she is a lady. I find it funny you would avoid a lady that has a review with this quote in it. I get it, but it's so superfluous that it really doesn't belong in a review. I mean, should we also advocate for something like "don't show up for your appointment with her covered in mustard" to be included in every review? It's equally as needless to say. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2015 (edited) I'm new here, but was quite active on TER when I was in Chicago. The whole "review" idea is very flawed. At least on TER, your review will be rejected if it's not "exciting" enough. You literally have to tell a story. I guess so everyone can feel like <snip> reading Penthouse Letters. Plus there's the fact that even if I didn't enjoy my time with a girl, I have no desire to hurt her or her business. I'll only post a bad review if she really pissed me off. The only real value in reviews comes from a bit of insurance that she's not LE. And maybe some information on the menu, though that can be unreliable. Meh. I can't think of a better solution, though. Edited February 11, 2015 by Kaduk Forbidden topic... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2015 I get it, but it's so superfluous that it really doesn't belong in a review. I mean, should we also advocate for something like "don't show up for your appointment with her covered in mustard" to be included in every review? It's equally as needless to say. You have a good point. But sadly there are many men out there who need to be reminded daily/weekly/monthly that we are Ladies and we have the right to say no. Also keep in mind that many of us have to put out constant PSA's every few months to remind the masses to wash their asses. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2015 For the record, if I say anything resembling "treat her well" in my reviews, I mean TREAT HER WELL. Don't be a fucking pig. She's a lady and deserves such respect. That is all. NOOOOOOOO SHIT!!!! REALLY? I thought a flesh and blood human being selling herself for our pleasure was supposed to be treated like garbage. Really? Treat them well and things will be better? Is the world round also? Just wondering...(Disclaimer-all of that was written with a sarcastic font on) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 11, 2015 You have a good point. But sadly there are many men out there who need to be reminded daily/weekly/monthly that we are Ladies and we have the right to say no. Also keep in mind that many of us have to put out constant PSA's every few months to remind the masses to wash their asses. Maybe it's because of all that short term memory loss do to recent developments in Colo. that can't be mentioned that we need constant PSAs. Who knows???what was the topic again???;) ...Happy Hobbying... ...Crazy Horse... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2015 "I'm a gentleman so I post reviews but leave out important information for you to make a decision. Just take my four reviews as evidence that you should believe me. And guys, treat her well. Ok?" Not as common but there is sometimes, "if you treat her well, then she will treat you well too." A gentleman doesn't tell. (and pay no attention that I checked FS, UTF, BBBJ, CIM among others.) Any other cliches that are just taking up space in the review section? Btw, for those logically handicapped, I'm not suggesting we DON'T treat her well, just annoyed that we need their reminder to do so. Agreed. I'm sick and tired of people telling me to treat escort well. What if I don't like her and I just want to treat her just ok. Stop telling me how to treat a lady. Assholes 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2015 I agree with the point you are making. Every time I see the "if you treat her well she'll treat you well" comment, I take it as code words for "I had to really pay a lot extra to get the service I wanted, but she knows who I am so I don't dare click the 'upselling' button." I try to avoid a lady when I see that in her reviews. Over thinking a bit perhaps. I may be the lone ranger here, but hey 20 guys and one opinion is kinda overkill and boring, so here are the only things I find useful relative to reviews: 1. Did she show up? 2. Did you get arrested? 3. Did she bait and switch - 10 years older, 50 pounds heavier (or lighter - hey, equal time!!) than whoever the hell is in pics that are not her 4. personality - pleasant and friendly, seemed to give a shit about the service being provided, did you hate to leave or couldn't wait to nut and get out? 5. The acid test - will you see her again? 6. Does she understand the meaning of the word discretion and exercise it? 7. Robbed, mugged, cash and dashed, or threatened by pimp (agent, handler, whatever the preferred term is) The cited phrases are indeed irritating, but so are the endless descriptions of where got undressed, what a stud the reviewer is, how much she loves what she does, what order all positions were enjoyed as though they were stations of the cross, etc. All I care to know is the above. After that pretty much everything is YMMV. And there are simple ways of gaging all the above except number 5 and perhaps partially number 4 - WITHOUT reviews. OK, let me put my helmet on before the rocks fly. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2015 You have a good point. But sadly there are many men out there who need to be reminded daily/weekly/monthly that we are Ladies and we have the right to say no. Also keep in mind that many of us have to put out constant PSA's every few months to remind the masses to wash their asses. In context, I thought PSA was referring to Prostate Specific Antigen. Then I realized you weren't referring to checking a prostate, but were referring to assholes (ie, non-hygienic, pig-headed men). Back to the subject: I have dealt with a variety of women. Some lack basic hygiene skills and others treat me poorly. For those who are really special ladies who want to attend to my needs, I do like to tell folks that they deserve more respect than others. I could say: "She doesn't suck like all the others." Instead, I rely on trite phases like "treat her...". I cannot think of a more succinct way to get the message across. Any other ideas? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2015 I generally view, "Please treat her well...", in the same vein as a co-worker's banal Monday morning greeting of, "Hey good morning, how was your weekend.." BS. IMO, All reviewers need to review and consider adapting the Carlos Slim school of ho-reviewing. Short, concise, to the point, as his sessions purport to be. LOL 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2015 "I hate to post a review, because I want to keep her for myself" "She is a true courtesan" Reviews often read more like advertisements than actual feedback about the provider. +1 I liked something you wrote. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2015 I've always read "Treat her well" as "Please don't misbehave, I don't want to lose my favorite woman". It's like a desperate plea thrown against the reality of the profession. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2015 I'm new here, but was quite active on TER when I was in Chicago. The whole "review" idea is very flawed. At least on TER, your review will be rejected if it's not "exciting" enough. You literally have to tell a story. I guess so everyone can feel like <snip> reading Penthouse Letters. Plus there's the fact that even if I didn't enjoy my time with a girl, I have no desire to hurt her or her business. I'll only post a bad review if she really pissed me off. The only real value in reviews comes from a bit of insurance that she's not LE. And maybe some information on the menu, though that can be unreliable. Meh. I can't think of a better solution, though. I agree with you. I write a rare bad review when I feel the need to warn my brothers of someone that pissed me off and IMO is bad-review worthy, though what pissed me off may not be so important to others. Otherwise, I write reviews of those who I feel are fantastic. I'm guilty of detailing my experience and what I liked about the lady and the experience. No one mentioned this, so I don't know how common it is, but I write the review partly for me. It's a great way for me to remember the experience, as I'm not taking a video of our meeting and a year or 5 after the meeting, I fear I may not remember much about the session. I'm spending a lot of money for experiences and I don't want them to fade from my memory. Besides being reassured the lady is legit and not a flake, the reviews are more important now since p411 now longer list activities I care about. I like it when a review indicates the writer left the session excited, as if this sentiment is repeated by others, the lady likely really cares about great service and likely has the personality trait of really connecting with their clients and not just going thru the motions with a few well-placed moans. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2015 Yeah, "too much of gentlemen to give details" might win you points with the provider but is useless to other seekers of truth. I'm also guilty of writing this kind of review (in spirit, I don't think I've ever used those phrases). Like other commenters, the reasons I write reviews depend on the situation. Sometimes to inform others, sometimes to wax lyrical (I'm a creative person), sometimes just as a favor to the provider. Those "favors" are the hardest ones to write - whether requested or not, it's a forced activity and those reviews can be the shortest and least detailed. How can you write that kind of review without resorting to cliches and banality? For me, review writing also takes a good amount of time and energy. If I don't feel inspired to record some random thoughts the same day of the session, there's no review. That happens most of the time. Even then, I'll often just leave it unedited in my hobby email account. To get to something I'd actually post might take a day or up to a week (of occasional editing) after that. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2015 You have a good point. But sadly there are many men out there who need to be reminded daily/weekly/monthly that we are Ladies and we have the right to say no. Also keep in mind that many of us have to put out constant PSA's every few months to remind the masses to wash their asses. But are these guys REALLY going to change their BCD behavior based on what they read in a review? "Shit, I was going to show up unshaven, in a dirty shirt, with a COMPLETELY unwashed ass, and treat her like crap, but now that leghumper3214 told me to treat her well, I'm changing my ways!" BRB, gonna go wash my ass. Never can be too ass-washed. EDIT: This is a quality 300th post. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2015 I have always thought "treat her well" was a wistful thing that guys added because they were slightly falling for the lady and the thought of her NOT being treated well really made them upset. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2015 In context, I thought PSA was referring to Prostate Specific Antigen. Then I realized you weren't referring to checking a prostate, but were referring to assholes (ie, non-hygienic, pig-headed men). Back to the subject: I have dealt with a variety of women. Some lack basic hygiene skills and others treat me poorly. For those who are really special ladies who want to attend to my needs, I do like to tell folks that they deserve more respect than others. I could say: "She doesn't suck like all the others." Instead, I rely on trite phases like "treat her...". I cannot think of a more succinct way to get the message across. Any other ideas? You hit that right on the nose. Good, respectable providers deserve the "treat her well.." And if you encounter an unpleasurable exeperience with a subpar girl, than you write an average, not good, or terrible review and move on.. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 13, 2015 "I'm a gentleman so I post reviews but leave out important information for you to make a decision. Just take my four reviews as evidence that you should believe me. And guys, treat her well. Ok?" Not as common but there is sometimes, "if you treat her well, then she will treat you well too." A gentleman doesn't tell. (and pay no attention that I checked FS, UTF, BBBJ, CIM among others.) Any other cliches that are just taking up space in the review section? Btw, for those logically handicapped, I'm not suggesting we DON'T treat her well, just annoyed that we need their reminder to do so. "YMMV" No shit? really? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 13, 2015 Well it seems my attempt to get myself banned has failed (too proud to post on the please delete me thread) i first would like to apologize for bringing up the fact that no one should be paying more than $35 4 a bj (+ or - $5 for gas)...anyway. A8 is right i would say 50% of the reviews i read are adds from agencies/pimps (same thing), and if u treat her right is just one of the obvious signs... How does this person know...did the first time he saw her he treated her like shit then he treated her right and saw a big difference? I could go on and on but pretty much 50%+ of the fantastic reviews r fake imo like the ones that list 2 websites, their email, phone #...why not just include their mailing addresse and social security #s while your at it. Anyway dudes stop paying for pussy lol spend some time investing in yourself and find some pussy worth investing in. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 13, 2015 Well it seems my attempt to get myself banned has failed (too proud to post on the please delete me thread) i first would like to apologize for bringing up the fact that no one should be paying more than $35 4 a bj (+ or - $5 for gas)...anyway. A8 is right i would say 50% of the reviews i read are adds from agencies/pimps (same thing), and if u treat her right is just one of the obvious signs... How does this person know...did the first time he saw her he treated her like shit then he treated her right and saw a big difference? I could go on and on but pretty much 50%+ of the fantastic reviews r fake imo like the ones that list 2 websites, their email, phone #...why not just include their mailing addresse and social security #s while your at it. Anyway dudes stop paying for pussy lol spend some time investing in yourself and find some pussy worth investing in. Most of the time free "pussy" wants a call the next day. after I have sex my phone stops working for a week or better. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
