Posted September 3, 2014 When I knock on your incall door, just after you snuff out your cigarette, just just after push your pimp boyfriend into the closet, just after you push all the left over fast food bags under the bed, just after you wipe your pits and crotch with baby wipes, Just before you open the door ...... TURN THE TV OFF! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 3, 2014 Oh wow honey, I don't know who you are seeing... ewwwww... sorry:confused: I bet the guys on the board can help you with some pointers to find a lady where you would have NONE of those issues, and be treated like a king. Maybe regroup, learn how to be a good picker,and go in with a mindset that you are going to have a great time with a great lady. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 3, 2014 Yawn, reviews or it didn't really happen. Don't bitch at the rest of us because you can't make better choices. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 3, 2014 To me, this post feels more like a reflection of you and your discomfort with this hobby than a realistic reflection of what it is like to meet a provider at her incall. In other words, grow up. We're people too. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 3, 2014 I feel your pain, sir, but yes, please post a review. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 3, 2014 Been cruising Colfax or Federal? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 Does she have reviews saying she has a pimp, smokes, or uses drugs and or her place stinks? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 When I knock on your incall door, just after you snuff out your cigarette, just just after push your pimp boyfriend into the closet, just after you push all the left over fast food bags under the bed, just after you wipe your pits and crotch with baby wipes, Just before you open the door ...... TURN THE TV OFF! You get what you pay for.... I suggest raising the amount you are willing to pay to match your expectations. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 So all I gathered from that, was you don't like the TV on.... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 If the hooker smells and taste's like ash tray, has pimp she gives her money too and stuffed him into the closet while your fucking her..... wipes her pits and crotch with baby wipes Gina right! You get what you pay for, I suggest raising the amount you are willing to pay to match your expectations. Write a review, so the next guy is not treated like shit. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 I agree. Whether it's Denver Players back in the day, or various EB girls, or (expectedly) BP girls, I'd say (from the 60 or so escorts I've seen) 80% had the TV still on when I walked in, and of those, maybe half left the TV on the entire session. I don't want to watch anything on TV, ever, period. Ever. Especially not when I'm paying for the time. I don't want news, sports, MTV, other junk, music channels, nothing. Turn it OFF. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 When I knock on your incall door, just after you snuff out your cigarette, just just after push your pimp boyfriend into the closet, just after you push all the left over fast food bags under the bed, just after you wipe your pits and crotch with baby wipes, Just before you open the door ...... TURN THE TV OFF! BaHahaha good luck with that. First of all with those types of providers some of them need the background noise. That's really the least of your problems in that list. Anyways unless you like being bitched out by angry women under no circumstance should you ask them to turn it off. Trust me. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 BaHahaha good luck with that. First of all with those types of providers some of them need the background noise. That's really the least of your problems in that list. Anyways unless you like being bitched out by angry women under no circumstance should you ask them to turn it off. Trust me. While my experience with EB/P411 providers is 95% positive, I recently saw a new EB/P411 lady (age <25) who was clean, sweet, and accommodating in a mechanical kind of way, but had a boxing match playing on the TV during the entire appointment. It was obvious to me she was shy and quiet and that there would have been an uncomfortable silence in the room without this highly unsexy background noise playing. I didn't say a thing to her about it, though I think I will PM her now and recommend she consider playing music to provide a more appropriate soundtrack to lovemaking. I suspect had I criticized the boxing on TV, she would have punched my lights out. BTW, I just checked her TOB reviews. She has 9 so far, 5 "fantastic" and 4 "very goods". I didn't have the heart to give her the average I thought she deserved. Yeah, yeah, I know, I shouldn't complain here if I haven't written a review. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 Bingo! you get what you pay for.... I suggest raising the amount you are willing to pay to match your expectations. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 When I knock on your incall door, just after you snuff out your cigarette, just just after push your pimp boyfriend into the closet, just after you push all the left over fast food bags under the bed, just after you wipe your pits and crotch with baby wipes, Just before you open the door ...... TURN THE TV OFF! Grateful that I have not had this type of experience. So far the reviews that are posted (from the people that choose to post) have steered me clear of any of this. I don't think this is rocket science like it seems to be to some recent posters. I have had mostly great experiences with the local talent listed on EB. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 ;378933']I agree. Whether it's Denver Players back in the day' date=' or various EB girls, or (expectedly) BP girls, I'd say (from the 60 or so escorts I've seen) 80% had the TV still on when I walked in, and of those, maybe half left the TV on the entire session. I don't want to watch anything on TV, ever, period. Ever. Especially not when I'm paying for the time. I don't want news, sports, MTV, other junk, music channels, nothing. Turn it OFF.[/quote'] If her incall is a hotel facility, the TV is often used as a disguise, a noise to mask the sounds of other activities occurring in the room. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 On second thought, if the incall's an apartment/duplex/nosy neighbors, I would think the TV noise might drown out sounds of "time and companionship" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 ;378933']I agree. Whether it's Denver Players back in the day' date=' or various EB girls, or (expectedly) BP girls, I'd say (from the 60 or so escorts I've seen) 80% had the TV still on when I walked in, and of those, maybe half left the TV on the entire session. I don't want to watch anything on TV, ever, period. Ever. Especially not when I'm paying for the time. I don't want news, sports, MTV, other junk, music channels, nothing. Turn it OFF.[/quote'] Wow. I've seen exclusively EB and P411 ladies. Tough to count, but....let's say 20 ladies. 0% of them have had the TV on, either when I walk in the door or during the session. 95% of them have had music playing. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 Wow. I've seen exclusively EB and P411 ladies. Tough to count, but....let's say 20 ladies. 0% of them have had the TV on, either when I walk in the door or during the session. 95% of them have had music playing. Agree. I always have the radio on in the woodshop. These ladies are working in the "wood"shop, too. I don't begrudge them a little music, even if it is playing on the TV. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 If I wanted quiet, I would stay home and shut off my own tv. Smells, stinks, PinC (pimp in closet), the messy room, get in, get on, get out...hey, that's what I like about this hobby. Experience the experience, dude. Raise this chick to a higher level, or just get your rocks off and try, try again (elsewhere). I love the one where the boxing match is on during the session. I've found you've got to be quick and willing to walk away. Before you pay, take a sniff; ask for the tv to be shut off, then stay or run. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 So all I gathered from that, was you don't like the TV on.... Kudos & Kisses to Justina who appears to be the only one perceptive enough to see the intent of my post. Except for the TV being on, my tongue was planted firmly in my cheek as I described other possible negative situations in a session. Contrary to many assumptions, these were not circumstances that I experienced with a single provider. Interestingly, my ATF who is in the upper range in beauty, personality and donation level, had the TV on at the beginning of our time together. Her reasoning as pointed out by others in this thread was to mask any nosy neighbors from hearing our activities. With my promise muted vocal expressions of pleasure she turned the TV off. Personally I just find it very distracting to my focus at the time. . 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 Of over a hundred hookers that I have seen from EB, BP, and CL only 2 had the tv on and it was for porn so I don't think they were trying to mask the sound of activities in the room (both were apartments) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2014 I see a marketing opportunity for an ambitious ASP: "Sunday special! Broncos, Beer, BBBJ. I have a big ol' flat screen and a nice soft couch." She'd be beating them away with a stick. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 5, 2014 I've only had a few providers keep the tv on but it didn't bother me. If I got the feeling they were watching it during the session I would have been disappointed. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 5, 2014 If you are in a hotel- I do not want to hear other guests walking in the hallways. Leave the friggan' tv on for chris'sakes. Do you want the people in the room next to you hear you screaming your fool head off when you nut up? Sheesh! next thing you know management will be wanting in..... this is not rocket scientry. Just stating the obvious. Besides, my appeal and status are fine. What does the tv have to do with that? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 5, 2014 If you are in a hotel- I do not want to hear other guests walking in the hallways. Leave the friggan' tv on for chris'sakes. Do you want the people in the room next to you hear you screaming your fool head off when you nut up? Sheesh! next thing you know management will be wanting in..... this is not rocket scientry. Just stating the obvious. Besides, my appeal and status are fine. What does the tv have to do with that? See me and jezy agree on something so that means it's true. It also means damn near twins. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 5, 2014 Couldn't agree more about the tv. Had a session ruined by Judge Judy's whiny old hag voice bitching at somebody who owed somebody else money in the background. Another one had some crime-solver show on and talking about burying the bodies in a shallow grave... Very unappealing while trying to have an intimate encounter. I won't go to hotel in calls anymore. Problem solved. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 6, 2014 If you are in a hotel- I do not want to hear other guests walking in the hallways. Leave the friggan' tv on for chris'sakes. Do you want the people in the room next to you hear you screaming your fool head off when you nut up? Sheesh! next thing you know management will be wanting in..... this is not rocket scientry. Just stating the obvious. Besides, my appeal and status are fine. What does the tv have to do with that? After reading what Jez wrote, I went back read it second time. I agree with her as to the reasoning. But music would be a better choice. Couldn't agree more about the tv. Had a session ruined by Judge Judy's whiny old hag voice bitching at somebody who owed somebody else money in the background. Another one had some crime-solver show on and talking about burying the bodies in a shallow grave... Very unappealing while trying to have an intimate encounter. I won't go to hotel in calls anymore. Problem solved. Drama.......... Iv never met a client, who wants drama, or wants to listen to drama. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 6, 2014 If her incall is a hotel facility, the TV is often used as a disguise, a noise to mask the sounds of other activities occurring in the room. bingo 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
