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You might want to try this on Saturday night: Event: 33rd Annual Winter Solabration Event Date: December 22, 2018 6:00 PM- midnight ­ December 22, 2018 Location: The Joyful Ballroom 3695 W. 72nd Avenue Westminster, CO United States https://www.evensi.us/33rd-annual-winter-solabration-joyful-ballroom/277257137

Better late than never birthday wishes to you. I've never had you but I love you anyway!!

See this article & especially this quote: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Ohio-lawyer-hypnotizes-female-clients-687543 "After being told by cops that ?more definite evidence? was needed, the woman recorded her next two telephone conversations with Fine, and provided the tapes to police. As described by Thomas, one of the October recordings begins with a discussion of the woman?s court case, ?but when Fine learns she is alone, he places her in a trance.? What follows, Thomas noted, ?is of an explicit sexual nature, wherein he induces her into multiple orgasms.?" I mean, is there a female equivalent who would hypnotize me into "multiple orgasams". That would be one good reason to spare the lawyers come the revolution.

You are speaking of the Lamed-Vav Tzadikim, or the 36 righteous people who inhabit our world at any one time and keep it from being destroyed by God, much the way he destroyed the cities of Sodem and Germorrah. It is said that these 36 "greet the Shechinah", the divine presence that some describe as The Life Force of all beings. During an ordinary massage at a very pedestrian Chinese massage parlour in Denver, I experienced a course of energy running through my body the entire session. It felt miraculous and energizing and completely otherworldly. When I discussed this with a friend, he told me I had been touched by the Shechinah, the divine feminine energy that all women possess and some are able to transmit to men. I am sure that the young girl was unaware of the situation, yet she was a conduit from what I can only describe as a celestial presence. So, of course, being a courtesan or simply a woman of pleasure, or simply a woman would not exclude one from the ranks of the righteous who serve as a link between the eternal and our brief visit in these fragile bodies.

If I wanted quiet, I would stay home and shut off my own tv. Smells, stinks, PinC (pimp in closet), the messy room, get in, get on, get out...hey, that's what I like about this hobby. Experience the experience, dude. Raise this chick to a higher level, or just get your rocks off and try, try again (elsewhere). I love the one where the boxing match is on during the session. I've found you've got to be quick and willing to walk away. Before you pay, take a sniff; ask for the tv to be shut off, then stay or run.

Sage or unsage advice: 1. Set up a few cameras 2. Invite a large friend over & leave him lots of beer in the kitchen. 3. Borrow a large dog and leave lots of kibble in the kitchen. 4. Buy a large panic button and keep it handy. 5. Water the grounds thoroughly...she won't get far in heels. Wothehell if she takes your money & runs...life's an adventure. I just had my first outcall experience since I began this adventure a few years ago. One word: "BTE" (best time ever!!!)

There's a review for her on tosluts. I'm always suspicious of them since all their reviews seem positive and over the top, but she looks great. If you try her, let us know.

Sorry. There are no amps, providers or massage gals in Colorado Springs. Have you tried Pueblo?

From my experience, YMMV: Chinese massage parlors: basic rate + $20 tip basic rate + $40 tip HJ basic rate + $60 to $100 for FS (yes, it does happen) Korean (women more attractive + table shower) basic rate + $20 tip basic rate + $40-$80 hj basic rate + $100 - $120 FS The Korean girls probably will ask for more, but it can vary. Usually they will take what you have and either accommodate their service accordingly. The Chinese girls will rarely ask for more, but it can happen. Best advice has been given: take in only what you are willing to spend & negotiate (kindly & sweetly)

May you be blessed with 77 virgins. Or is it grapes?

Nice question I'm 68 and I've always loved sex and the women who were healthy enough to enjoy it. My gal radar has always needed a couple of good whacks and, even then, never worked very well. After spending most of my life with damaged women, I finally found one who really delighted in a good fuck and I invited her into my life. This was great for a while until her abbreviated hormones kicked in (or out) and I was left with a slothful narcissist who could take it or leave it. Here I remain today. I would have started dating, but at my age the women all start looking like Helen Thomas. OMG, what a joke God has played on us, letting us live longer, keeping us vital, but making us look like we've been run over by a septic tank pumper. Except.... I discovered this hobby, where I found that women would actually exchange a tour of their bodies for money. Go figure! And the interesting thing was that sometimes (not often enough, but often enough to keep me going), your couldn't even tell great sex for money from great sex for every other damn thing you could think of. It doesn't matter if you're tall or short, fat or thin, educated or vulgar, Walter Mitty or Cary Grant, these women open their bodies and share there magical treasure with all of us. Sure, there are scams and skanks out there, but grow up. Most of them, enough of them, are delicious and delightful. I can only thank these blessed women, directed descendents of the sacred virgins of lost worlds, who allow themselves, for whatever reason, to restore our love for women with the most wonderful joyfulness of our physical being.

I think I see the outline of a great business plan here. Any venture capitalists on this site??

Quick answer: I haven't found one but keep looking. If you do a google search and drill down a few pages you'll find some sites with escort ads. I don't know how reliable they are. I tried Grand Rivers in Grand Junction last summer after a canoe trip but was disappointed. I got an ok massage from a very nice but homely older woman. There was another woman in the building, not young, brash & brassy, dressed in a skin tight evening dress. I think she had been with someone else when I first arrived and she came into my room late in the session. I thought that she might be available if I showed some interest, but she was so much not my style. I shoulda waited until I got to Denver.

Best movie ever about courtesans: Dangerous Beauty imho enjoy

As a somewhat more advanced gent, I find the thought of expiration in the arms and cunt of a hot bitch to be a profoundly moving and delightful way to end the adventure. Perhaps you have identified an opportunity for a new business venture. A kind of cleanup service/insurance could be offered to providers across the country. It would consist of pickup within the hour, complete cleanup and burial, complete with a New Orleans style marching band and automatic funeral invitations to Hobbyists in the neighborhood.