I was fooled by shemale .

[colorful]

The voice was a little weird but still sounded like a woman. Unbelevable real boobs and then there was no pussy but a dick larger than mine . A (woman) with a huge dick .By the time I realized she is shemale , it was too late for me to stop.

Yes , she is not only passable , she is more of a woman than some of real women I was with.

Not a provider , having a drink in non gay bar. I thought I have seen it all.

[Guest]

Two clues:

1) She was hotter than any other lady you'd ever met. Well dressed, tasteful make-up. oh yeah: she also was probably very slender, and had an exposed midriff with no stretchmarks

2) See seemed unusually intelligent, reasonable, and displayed no signs of crazyness at all.

These two signs are indicators you are in the "Tranny Zone."

You either learn to recognize the signs and bail out early, or learn how to suck dick.

[colorful]

You either learn to recognize the signs and bail out early, or learn how to suck dick.

Didn't suck , but for the first time in my life I gave (her) a hand job lol.

[Lucy Kitten]

Two clues:

1) She was hotter than any other lady you'd ever met. Well dressed, tasteful make-up. oh yeah: she also was probably very slender, and had an exposed midriff with no stretchmarks

2) See seemed unusually intelligent, reasonable, and displayed no signs of crazyness at all.

These two signs are indicators you are in the "Tranny Zone."

You either learn to recognize the signs and bail out early, or learn how to suck dick.

That better be tongue in cheek

[pfunk]

If I'm understanding correctly, you had sex with someone you're attracted to, without having to pay.

Sounds great to me!

[gr8owl]

The original sounds like tongue in cheeks:D

[gr8owl]

So now for the hard (no pun intended) question. Are you going back to the same bar?

[2Big]

Lol. Nobody gets "fooled" by a chick with a dick. Congrats, you just had your "gay coming out".

[inkspot]

OK, I have to ask all you people more worldly than me, is there such a thing as a she-male that does not involve hormones or surgery?

[N6_in_the_village]

Two clues:

1) She was hotter than any other lady you'd ever met. Well dressed, tasteful make-up. oh yeah: she also was probably very slender, and had an exposed midriff with no stretchmarks

2) See seemed unusually intelligent, reasonable, and displayed no signs of crazyness at all.

These two signs are indicators you are in the "Tranny Zone."

Third clue - someone who sees "trannies" or "she-males" this way is attracted to these types of ladies? I apologize if I'm wrong.

[pfunk]

OK, I have to ask all you people more worldly than me, is there such a thing as a she-male that does not involve hormones or surgery?

If you are asking whether there is a "girl with a dick" who has breasts, no adams apple, and a feminine voice, naturally, no.

Transgender "male to female" people usually have surgeries and hormones to become more feminine looking.

Obviously genetics can help lessen the need for these, and some people just dress up to look like girls.

[Guest pejo]

By the time I realized she is shemale , it was too late for me to stop.

Loved this part. Who do you think you are kidding with the "too late" stuff? You learned that you like having sex with trannys. Accept it. To each his/her own.

[Guest]

Two clues:

1) She was hotter than any other lady you'd ever met. Well dressed, tasteful make-up. oh yeah: she also was probably very slender, and had an exposed midriff with no stretch marks

Agreed +1

2) See seemed unusually intelligent, reasonable, and displayed no signs of crazyness at all. +1 Your absolutely right. I agree!

These two signs are indicators you are in the "Tranny Zone."

You either learn to recognize the signs and bail out early, or learn how to suck dick.

Im speachless....

[Happymon]

That better be tongue in cheek

I believe it's actually lifted from a very funny, totally tongue in cheek vid making the rounds where a seriously nerd engineer type replete with pocket protector describes the intersection of "hot" and "crazy" variables in women.

[FatDog]

[N6_in_the_village]

If you are asking whether there is a "girl with a dick" who has breasts, no adams apple, and a feminine voice, naturally, no.

Transgender "male to female" people usually have surgeries and hormones to become more feminine looking.

Maybe this is well-known to most people nowadays (it wasn't to me), but the basic "theory" is currently that a transgender person is someone whose psychological sexual identity - how the person thinks about him/herself, or the gender that the person wants to me - is different from their genetically determined gender. To put it simply, and maybe not fully accurately, "a woman trapped in a man's body" (or the other way around).

A "shemale", then, is a genetically male transgender person who has had some of their secondary sexual characteristics altered to female, by drugs or surgery. Although "shemale" isn't a popular term among transgender people - they usually prefer transgender or transsexual - and is commonly used only in porn and escorting.

[boink36]

The voice was a little weird but still sounded like a woman. Unbelevable real boobs and then there was no pussy but a dick larger than mine . A (woman) with a huge dick .By the time I realized she is shemale , it was too late for me to stop.

Yes , she is not only passable , she is more of a woman than some of real women I was with.

Not a provider , having a drink in non gay bar. I thought I have seen it all.

It really wasn't too late, you still had 3 choices...............

1. Be a gay guy and give this other guy a hand job.
   
2. Be a bi guy and give this other guy a hand job.
   
3. Be a straight guy and leave when you found the other person was a guy.
   

Now that you're "out" it's too late for #3.

[Krokus]

It really wasn't too late, you still had 3 choices...............

1. Be a gay guy and give this other guy a hand job.
   
2. Be a bi guy and give this other guy a hand job.
   
3. Be a straight guy and leave when you found the other person was a guy.
   

Now that you're "out" it's too late for #3.

+1000

[NaughtyNiceGuy]

Somehow I don't think you were fooled.

[Krokus]

Or maybe this is part two of the Crying Game, I remember a friend wanted me to go see it. I knew nothing of the movie, he liked to watch the reactions of friends, and people, over movies he has seen prior, as soon as I saw that he/she walk out and sing I could tell it was a man, and I walked out of the theather

[Happymon]

I'm going to conclude that because this post has absolutely nothing to do with the video I was referring to in my post to Luce, and that despite your time here, you simply lack the ability to follow a thread and to post accordingly.

[N6_in_the_village]

Funny typo in my above message. No importance of course. Also too, when I moved to this area several years ago, I had no idea of Colorado's place in the linked table. It's "shear" coincidence!

[colorful]

It amaze me the rush to label people and all I can say that most politicians who are furious about the gay community are actually gays. So for the jurors who labeled me , start by examining your sexual orientation.

yes , it was too late (in the heat of the moment and yes I gave (her ) a hand job (huge but flaccid dick) in reciprocation for one of the best oral I have ever received. If I have gay tendency , why would hide it , I am not running for office and you don't know who the fuck I am.

Am I going for encore ?

The answer is no.

Did I enjoy the experience ?

Yes , I did ...I never gave a man a hand job , the screaming femininity and may be curiosity not to mention few drinks were factors. Now I know how an innocent person feel while receiving lethal injection !

The more you label somebody as gay , the more you need to examine your tendencies especially you 2small. your ability and skill in attacking always amaze me. What kind of fucking childhood did you have.Did your mother made a pass at you lol

[FatDog]

I'm going to conclude that because this post has absolutely nothing to do with the video I was referring to in my post to Luce, and that despite your time here, you simply lack the ability to follow a thread and to post accordingly.

this was a reference to the op, not you, [snip}

Edited September 2, 2014 by boink36
See rule #9

[fork]

Two clues:

1) She was hotter than any other lady you'd ever met. Well dressed, tasteful make-up. oh yeah: she also was probably very slender, and had an exposed midriff with no stretchmarks

2) See seemed unusually intelligent, reasonable, and displayed no signs of crazyness at all.

These two signs are indicators you are in the "Tranny Zone."

How can I nominate this post for a trophy?

[Happymon]

this was a reference to the op, not you, moron.

Then generally speaking, one might consider linking your genius response to the op you are referring to, and not to someone else in the middle of another conversation. But then a moron such as myself is so easily confused.....

[2Big]

You have to be really drunk, on drugs, or just plain gay to not recognize the man-girls. Boxy appearance, "man hands", artificially altered voice, clunky attempts to "appear feminine", too much make-up, come on, gimme a break.

Now, I understand that some guy's don't care. "A mouth is a mouth" as Mickey Donovan says in "Ray Donovan". I get that. Just don't pretend you "didn't know" when some ladyboy slipped you his pecker.

[2small]

Sir my moniker is 2small and I resent the fact you were trying to insult 2big and inadvertently insulted me.

[colorful]

Sir my moniker is 2small and I resent the fact you were trying to insult 2big and inadvertently insulted me.

my apology , I was not aware of that. 2 big ability to be mean to everybody is astonishing. He gets his orgasm by bullying everybody on this board. Every village has an idiot and TOB village is no exception.

[Happymon]

Go to utube and search "The Hot Crazy Matrix-A Mans Guide To Women. Watch it all the way through. He covers your topic.