No Hobby for Me

[Calibration]

As a frequent guest to Denver, I'm always excited to see my lady friends. It's turn bone dry for me this trip. Man, this use to be Hobby Lobby. What happened?

[meganrae28]

Care to elaborate?

[Audrey Astor]

Care to elaborate?

Right---what's wrong love?

[Rachel Of Denver]

i think there's a wonderful selection out there!!

[pitbull]

Uh, Mr. Calibration...

You can't just slow down on Colfax anymore, but a little preparation and you may have been frolicking with lovely ladies such as...^

[AaBrenly]

i think there's a wonderful selection out there!!

Could not agree more!

[Guest]

i think there's a wonderful selection out there!!

Hell, If I had a penis I'd be after some of these girls for myself. Sadly...I got boobies.

But seriously, there is an amazing crop of ladies in these parts!!!!

[geecue2]

I guess what you are saying is that all your favorites are gone.

[Guest Mr.Bubble]

Outside of, maybe, Dallas, Denver is the most target-rich environment there is. If you have 2 to 4 Bennies in your pocket, and you can't get laid in Denver, buddy......there's something wrong.

...........Sadly...I got boobies...........

How can ANYONE use the words "sadly" and "got boobies" in the same sentence? If I had boobies I'd pull them out to look at them and play with them every hour!

[Guest]

How can ANYONE use the words "sadly" and "got boobies" in the same sentence? If I had boobies I'd pull them out to look at them and play with them every hour!

I masturbate when I'm bored...does that count for something?

[ilovewomen]

I masturbate when I'm bored...does that count for something?

Now I am going to have an image in mind all day!

[FatDog]

I masturbate when I'm bored...does that count for something?

you're gonna go blind.

[Ghost_Rider]

I masturbate when I'm bored...does that count for something?

Justina, that's just cruel......some of us actually need to focus on work.

I won't say any more on that subject.......

[meganrae28]

I think the OP needs to just go cheese or violin shopping.

[coolhand luke]

Hell I am going blind just thinking about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Happymon]

I think the OP needs to just go cheese or violin shopping.

Or perhaps he's so scattered here,there and everywhere, that he just needs to recalibrate.

[pitbull]

Justina, that's just cruel......some of us actually need to focus on work.

I won't say any more on that subject.......

It is cruel. I had to rub one out just thinking of Justina masturbating.

[Denguy40]

I masturbate when I'm bored...does that count for something?

Ok that's it. You just moved to the top of my list!!!

[BrettArch]

she is on my list as well, think abs, omg so hot