Cheezy Pick up Lines

[Guest]

I was talking with a bartender friend of mine and we got on the subject of cheezy pick up lines. Thought it would be a fun game for all of us to play....

You know what would make your face look better? Me sitting on it.

Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.

I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face.

[geecue2]

Go up to a lady,really check out their facial features,and ask them if they have a little ( insert your ethnic background) in them, when they say no. Ask them if they want one.

[Guest gingerlover]

If you were my toe, I'd bang you on the table corner.

[BigBaldBlk]

[Bit Banger]

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I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.

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Of all the lines mentioned in this thread, ^^^ has the ring of truth

[EuropeanMonger]

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[pitbull]

"So what's your donation?" Nah, maybe not.

[meganrae28]

Your ass is like an onion. It makes me want to cry.

[Nusa]

If you were a booger then I would pick you first.

[mikey_likey]

What would you like for breakfast in the Morning? (pause for response) Great! should a pick you up or nudge you?

[AaBrenly]

I'd like to start kissing you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

[imwhoim]

Have you ever tried to Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but, down under.

The classic: If I told you, "you have a beautiful body", would you hold it against me?

[macho]

How many people does it take to milk a prostate .... Just one. Now for my pick up line, you must be the solar system because I love Uranus. You must be from England because you really love the BBC.

[Guest]

HA HA HA! Some of these are really funny.... Here are some more.

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.

Do you come here often, or wait til you get home?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

You have been Naughty, Now go to my room!

[sysconsimon]

Do you have a band aid. No?? Thats ok I just skinned my knee falling for you

[sdj5]

Do you sleep on your stomach...or can I?

[Jerimiah]

If you knew how long and hard I'd fuck you, you'd let me.

[Nusa]

Did someone say cheezy?

[pitbull]

If you knew how long and hard I'd fuck you, you'd let me.

Or modified for the ASPs -- "If you knew how quickly and gently I'd fuck you, you'd let me."

[Guest]

I might have been a casino security officer for a time being so this story may or may not be true...

SCENE: walking past one of the bars and some guy comes running up to me:

Guy: "excuse me, I need to report something"

Me: "What, a cheesy pickup line?"

Guy: -pause- *drops head in shame and walks away*

[harpo]

What would you like for breakfast

I actually think if it kept this short , it would be clever and not cheesy, I have a little bit understanding of social psychology. I actually I might use it.

[Jez UaBriain]

These brilliant little tidbits that I had used on me in the years before I started this occupation....

* "I'll give you a ride on my Harley"....

* C'mon baby, you'll like it!" (the dude even pulled his pants down to show me his 3 inch -no shit- pecker)

There is more... I just have to remember

[gr8owl]

Do you come often ....... here, I mean.

[JRWolfe]

Her : Hey,saw you in the press pit taking pictures and going backstage.are you the band's photographer?

Could have been me : For a bj, I'll take you back to meet them.

Her : Ok

Ahhhh..."fantasys "