Posted April 16, 2014 So I was reading the Huffington Post's weird news. They stated that a certain Jonah Falcon, has the world record. It seems that Mr. Falcon has a 9 inch pecker when its flaccid, and it grows to a grand size of 13.5 inches when fully excited. Wow! I think I would run from that. That thing could be a weapon, center-punching your ovaries or something like that. LoL ! The same section of the news also had a blurb about the confident smallest pecker contest. I didn't see what the measurement was . Maybe I ought to go back and re-read the article to see who claims that title.:-D 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2014 I think I would run from that. And all this time I thought small chicks loved big ones. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2014 So I was reading the Huffington Post's weird news. They stated that a certain Jonah Falcon, has the world record. It seems that Mr. Falcon has a 9 inch pecker when its flaccid, and it grows to a grand size of 13.5 inches when fully excited. Wow! I think I would run from that. That thing could be a weapon, center-punching your ovaries or something like that. LoL ! The same section of the news also had a blurb about the confident smallest pecker contest. I didn't see what the measurement was . Maybe I ought to go back and re-read the article to see who claims that title.:-D Well if a guy that big or even remotely close to that big ever showed up, we would be having coffee and chatting because there would not much I could do with that. So the session would turn from a regular one to a fbsm with only a HJ finish. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2014 This thread reminds me of a semi-drunken conversation around a campfire quite a few years ago when a bunch of us were teasing a girl about her new boyfriend, and she said that she was with him primarily because of his dick. This prompted a lot of questions, such as "what is it like?" She answered, "Not real long, but thick, like a beer can!" Needless to say, everyone else (all of whom were holding beer cans) broke into gales of laughter and offered to help her out. To this day, whenever I see a beer can I think of her. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 17, 2014 Jeez...I didn't know God made them that big. I'm glad I'm "average"; not really a beer can, more like a tuna can. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 17, 2014 And all this time I thought small chicks loved big ones. Sure,l ladies like the guy with the big pecker. But with my experiences concerning mega men, most don't really know how to pleasure a woman. Not all big boys, but it seems nore then the norm. They seem to think a big pecker is all they need. But jaysus, you can get hurt with that weapon of theirs. If they don't know what they are doing. I am a little girl, 13 inches would scare me. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 17, 2014 Jeez...I didn't know God made them that big. I'm glad I'm "average"; not really a beer can, more like a tuna can. yeah, 13 inches is enough to make a horse cry from embarrasmant. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 17, 2014 Some guys have all the luck. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 17, 2014 Yeah I saw a guy ages ago that when he was fully erect went all the way up to his chest when he was laying down, and thick, like a beer can. He was pissed when I said I couldn't proceed. He told me that having a big dick was a curse. There is such a thing as too big, so next time you guys are worried about how much you're packin in your pants...DON'T be. The average Vagina is something like 4 inches deep. The average penis is 5 in long. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 17, 2014 To understand what it's like to have a huge schlong (for those of us in the average category), wear a strap-on. It was frustrating to have to "pull my punches" with a non-escort friend. More satisfying to give it full force without worry of inflicting injury. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 17, 2014 I have always felt kind of sorry for guys with really long ones. They can never know that wonder feeling of being balls deep in a pussy. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 17, 2014 While no one would want a club, shed no tears for us "poor" guys with big dicks: http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm In spite of all of those sweet little platitudes like "It ain't the meat, it's the motion," the truth of the matter is you need to have at least 6.5 to 7 inches, and also a larger girth to truly satisfy a woman. Read the article. It explains why. Yes, it is true that the average penis length is around 5.5 inches. This means that slightly more than half of the male population in the world is not physically capable of properly and fully stimulating a woman during intercourse. This doesn't mean you can't succeed at other things in life, like business or even raising a family. And yes, you can inspire some of the less satisfying forms of orgasm in a woman with your tongue or fingers or even your dick. Just learn to accept the fact that you will never be able to satisfy a woman the way a guy with a bigger dick can. If you have any arguments about this statement, don't take them up with me. Take them up with the authors of the article. I expect many postings of false protests from the providers here, because we are talking about half of their potential client base being insulted by this post. But they know. They know. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 17, 2014 .... This doesn't mean you can't succeed at other things in life, Whew! Thank God. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 17, 2014 Some guys have all the luck. Read Melissa post. Too big and you'd end up in the rejection pile. Or only putting a fraction of it in...anywhere. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 17, 2014 Yes, it is true that the average penis length is around 5.5 inches. This means that slightly more than half of the male population in the world is not physically capable of properly and fully stimulating a woman during intercourse. I find it hilarious that you actually believed that article. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 18, 2014 While no one would want a club, shed no tears for us "poor" guys with big dicks: http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm In spite of all of those sweet little platitudes like "It ain't the meat, it's the motion," the truth of the matter is you need to have at least 6.5 to 7 inches, and also a larger girth to truly satisfy a woman. Read the article. It explains why. Yes, it is true that the average penis length is around 5.5 inches. This means that slightly more than half of the male population in the world is not physically capable of properly and fully stimulating a woman during intercourse. This doesn't mean you can't succeed at other things in life, like business or even raising a family. And yes, you can inspire some of the less satisfying forms of orgasm in a woman with your tongue or fingers or even your dick. Just learn to accept the fact that you will never be able to satisfy a woman the way a guy with a bigger dick can. If you have any arguments about this statement, don't take them up with me. Take them up with the authors of the article. I expect many postings of false protests from the providers here, because we are talking about half of their potential client base being insulted by this post. But they know. They know. I believe Melissa Sterling! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 18, 2014 WB 2Big Your quips have been missed. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 18, 2014 While no one would want a club, shed no tears for us "poor" guys with big dicks: http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm In spite of all of those sweet little platitudes like "It ain't the meat, it's the motion," the truth of the matter is you need to have at least 6.5 to 7 inches, and also a larger girth to truly satisfy a woman. Read the article. It explains why. Yes, it is true that the average penis length is around 5.5 inches. This means that slightly more than half of the male population in the world is not physically capable of properly and fully stimulating a woman during intercourse. This doesn't mean you can't succeed at other things in life, like business or even raising a family. And yes, you can inspire some of the less satisfying forms of orgasm in a woman with your tongue or fingers or even your dick. Just learn to accept the fact that you will never be able to satisfy a woman the way a guy with a bigger dick can. If you have any arguments about this statement, don't take them up with me. Take them up with the authors of the article. I expect many postings of false protests from the providers here, because we are talking about half of their potential client base being insulted by this post. But they know. They know. Cannot come from PV sex at all and the size of the penis in that case is moot? And your assumption that the orgasm is less satisfying when given by tongue or fingers is way off base for some women. SOME women love a big dick, SOME women can come with a smaller penis and SOME women don't need one at all just a good tongue to have an earth shattering orgasm that a dick alone would never produce regardless of the size. Sorry Laplace, but if you think all women need is a 7 inch dick with a large girth to have a great orgasm, well, this one will tell you that that is the last thing I would even need. I am not alone either. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 18, 2014 If find the rationalizations of tiny-dicked dudes hilarious. Of course, no working girl is gonna say to a dude: "Is it in yet?" - she'd loose all of her business. So, keep dreaming the dream of being able to satisfy a girl with that little pencil nub you got there. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 18, 2014 If find the rationalizations of tiny-dicked dudes hilarious. Of course, no working girl is gonna say to a dude: "Is it in yet?" - she'd loose all of her business. So, keep dreaming the dream of being able to satisfy a girl with that little pencil nub you got there. ^^^Someone who understands. Don't stop seeing providers just because you have a little dick. They really do need the money. And you can still get off. But you need to know that little dick of yours won't do anything for them. Many of the same providers posting in this thread have said this over and over again in other threads. I don't know why the clients here will not believe them. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 18, 2014 If find the rationalizations of tiny-dicked dudes hilarious. Of course, no working girl is gonna say to a dude: "Is it in yet?" - she'd loose all of her business. So, keep dreaming the dream of being able to satisfy a girl with that little pencil nub you got there. While a bit of that is to be expected, given the nature of the thread, I didn't see very much of the rationalizations you're referring to. ^^^Someone who understands. Don't stop seeing providers just because you have a little dick. They really do need the money. And you can still get off. But you need to know that little dick of yours won't do anything for them. Many of the same providers posting in this thread have said this over and over again in other threads. I don't know why the clients here will not believe them. First, in re the bold part: Since you're citing examples of the providers posting in this thread being "size queens", perhaps you would care to provide some examples of these gals posting "over and over in other threads" about their proclivities? I would dare to point out(as a dude with an absolutely perfectly sized dick that has been known to produce vaginal, clitoral, anal, and uterine orgasms just by its mere proximity) that your quoted article's hypothesis would possibly hold water if: A. All women were physiologically identical, and B. If there weren't so many variables that contribute to a woman's orgasm, many of which are not physical, otherwise, it seems more like multiple pages of "methinks the Gent doth protest too much"! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 18, 2014 I never thought of 6.5 to 7 inches as being very large. Isn't that just the bigger end of average? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 18, 2014 So, keep dreaming the dream of being able to satisfy a girl with that little pencil nub you got there. But you need to know that little dick of yours won't do anything for them. The linked article is an unverified, non-scientific, opinion (frankly, it's junk). Nothing more. Anyone who believes you have to have a big dick, to satisfy a woman, is awfully gullible. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 18, 2014 I never thought of 6.5 to 7 inches as being very large. Isn't that just the bigger end of average? Yes. I'm right in the middle of those two numbers and I've only been too big for a small handful of providers. Each one of them I suspected of having some form of pelvic inflammatory disease, since they shuffled around before and after the session. Waddle waddle waddle...... Not big at all IMO. That article was pure, unadulterated bullshit. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 18, 2014 probably written by a guy with a minuscule dick who has big dick envy. a lot of women I know say if a guy has a giant 4 wheel drive pickup that equals a small pecker.in the actual real life if my SO is happy I'm happy. While I strive to satisfy the ladies who are generous enough to see me I don't always succeed. I have ED and more times than not now I use my mouth to help satisfy the ladies. I have gotten compliments on my clit sucking ability so I'm a happy man. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 18, 2014 If find the rationalizations of tiny-dicked dudes hilarious. Of course, no working girl is gonna say to a dude: "Is it in yet?" - she'd loose all of her business. So, keep dreaming the dream of being able to satisfy a girl with that little pencil nub you got there. I find it hilarious that the "big dicks" in the room feel the need to call attention to themselves. If your man-muscle was the woman-pleaser you seem to think it is, you wouldn't be spending time on a hooker board. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 19, 2014 Anyone who believes you have to have a big dick, to satisfy a woman, is awfully gullible. Pfunk is right! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
