So I was reading the Huffington Post's weird news. They stated that a certain Jonah Falcon, has the world record. It seems that Mr. Falcon has a 9 inch pecker when its flaccid, and it grows to a grand size of 13.5 inches when fully excited. Wow! I think I would run from that. That thing could be a weapon, center-punching your ovaries or something like that. LoL !
The same section of the news also had a blurb about the confident smallest pecker contest. I didn't see what the measurement was . Maybe I ought to go back and re-read the article to see who claims that title.:-D