Tagline...."Like older men"

[gb0138]

Anyone have any experience with those provider ads that purport the ASP "likes older men"? They always seem to be early 20's or so. I suspect that IS possible as I did know an ASP that was into it, but she was 35 and didn't advertise it. Just curious.

[NaughtyNiceGuy]

It means absolutely nothing. All hookers know that most of their client base is older and they are just advertising to their audience.

[Guest Jake]

As a generalization...

Older men = higher salaries, home equity, retirement...and if she's really lucky...impotency

Younger men = lower income and 59 minutes of pumping.

Anyone have any experience with those provider ads that purport the ASP "likes older men"? They always seem to be early 20's or so. I suspect that IS possible as I did know an ASP that was into it, but she was 35 and didn't advertise it. Just curious.

[pitbull]

And what does she mean by "older men" ? 40s? Is that old? Yeah, probably.

[2Big]

Older men is euphemism for: won't actually penetrate me and is satisfied with a cuddle, coz he cant get it up.

[gr8owl]

It means absolutely nothing. All hookers know that most of their client base is older and they are just advertising to their audience.

You mean women in general and "hookers" in particular don't honestly prefer creaky old farts to strappin' young studs? Holy shit, am I ever disillusioned now.

[MAG]

Or a euphemism for "Older men will be more appreciative and spend more money"

[urfan]

it's all about the demographics, duh:

http://www.theotherboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35864&highlight=average

[frankenthaler91]

Just looked at a BP ad in Omaha. 40 year old said "no one over 55 PLEASE"

[gr8owl]

Let me see, BP .... says she's 40 .... "no one over 55" might be to guarantee she is the elder in the transaction.

[urfan]

dang, i just missed the cut then

[oldguysrule45]

I would guess that most of the ladies prefer older gentlemen because they usually are kinder, are not in a hurry, generally have more disposable funds and know how ro treat a lady with dignity and respect and not maul them. I have been at this for almost 4 years and am approaching my 7th decade. For you doubters like 2Big and others who have no idea what they are talking about, some of us can outlast a 19 year old and get it up just as many times without any of those little pills. Now, i am not kidding myself, all of that could come to a screeching halt. But for now OLD GUYS RULE.

[macho]

I'd like to thank you alf3985 and all the other old guys like yourself. For your service to this country and your service to the ladies. Your old cock has been around almost 3 times longer then mine has. That's like 3 of my life times in a cocksmithing. You've probable done and seen things I can only dream about. You guys might truly be the last greatest generation. You have my respect.

[Guest Skibum]

Alf, you are my role model! I'm 59 and 2 hours with a lady never seems long enough. I suspect we are atypical, however.

[freewheelin]

It means absolutely nothing. All hookers know that most of their client base is older and they are just advertising to their audience.

Yeah. I don't think any of the ladies are saying that they prefer older men. They're saying, essentially, "Just because I'm young and hot, doesn't mean I won't fuck you as long as you put $250 on the nightstand, even if you look like Wilford Brimley and are old enough to be my great-grandfather, so please call me today." At least, that's what came out when I ran it through my Hobby Translator.

[TinaDavis]

How have none of ladies replied to this? In general men in their 20s, especially early 20s, tend to be arrogant, cocky, a-holes. Most dont understand the unwritten rules of the hobby and show up reaking of booze. Personally I dont date guys my age in real life for the same reasons I didnt wanna see those guys when I was a provider.

[N6_in_the_village]

Or a euphemism for "Older men will spend more money and then spend more money"

fixed your response for ya

[harpo]

In real life , I met few to the degree that I did research the psychological aspect of it. keeping in mind I am not rich by any means . In providers world , you are probably less demanding and safe .

did not read the posts...sorry if some said that already.

[Guest]

Ok guys, let's take the money out of the discussion for a moment.

I love older men. Older to me is 45+. OLDER not OLD. Men at that point in life understand women and are better in bed, at least in my experience. They take their time, and do not feel the need to pound away the whole time. They like to have a conversation with the ladies, and like me feel that establishing some sort of rapport is important to having a nice time.

Now in my personal life my SO is in his 50's so there is the proof I like older men. If he were to not be in my life I would not date anyone under 45. I like the maturity plain and simple.

[Paul Pudenda]

Ok guys, let's take the money out of the discussion for a moment.

I love older men. Older to me is 45+. OLDER not OLD. Men at that point in life understand women and are better in bed, at least in my experience. They take their time, and do not feel the need to pound away the whole time. They like to have a conversation with the ladies, and like me feel that establishing some sort of rapport is important to having a nice time.

Now in my personal life my SO is in his 50's so there is the proof I like older men. If he were to not be in my life I would not date anyone under 45. I like the maturity plain and simple.

Very well stated. I've heard much the same from other ladies as well. And this works both ways - the same qualities can be attributed to "older" ladies as well.

[Mistress Claire]

I can't say I'm super attracted to older older men (60+) When I think of someone that old, I think of wisdom. And who doesn't love a smart brain? BUT....

It's not that I don't like the whole cuddling thing, but I noticed some men hitting 60 become emotionally draining. Not everyone 60+ is emotionally needy, but I must have a sign on me somewhere because that is all I ever get. They seem to forgot that the escort is there because you paid them, and grow clingy. Being clingy isn't a huge problem, that is only natural when you start enjoying time with someone. But it's when it start turning into needy clingy that things start getting annoying. You know those women who sit there on Facebook all day and post crap like, "I'm so fat" or "I'm so ugly" to get attention. Imagine a 60+ year old doing that to you every single day.

[sparkey600]

That's some funny shit right there!

[sparkey600]

It really means they are REALLY attracted to fat, semi balding men that watch too much sports, drink too much beer, scratch themselves in public, and fall asleep on the couch watching the news during the week. That's what turns them on.

[Mistress Claire]

Sparkey, I'm a little confused by your comments. Are you saying that you one day won't be old, semi balding, watching sports while you sip on some beer, falling asleep on the couch? And occasionally scratching yourself in public? Seriously, I'm just teasing.

To each their own; if you have the money to get a hot little honey, more power to you!

[N6_in_the_village]

It really means they are REALLY attracted to fat, semi balding men that watch too much sports, drink too much beer, scratch themselves in public, and fall asleep on the couch watching the news during the week. That's what turns them on.

How is your post related to a thread about client age

umm, ok, maybe the semi balding part

[Guest Skibum]

Agree 100% Alf. I've been in the "hobby" for over 40 years, since my late teens. It's one of the few things in my life that I still get excited about!

[Guest Skibum]

I think what most people don't realize is that the older you get, the more you need to work out. If don't work out, you become "old". If you work out your age goes up, but your body can still be in shape, great shape as a matter of fact. Exercise also helps stimulate the brain, increases blood flow (yes, your dick will thank you), reduces blood pressure and risk of heart attack, and allows you to eat more candy without putting on weight! This free advice is worth what you pay for it, but I think it applies to every human on the face of the earth. I also think that anyone over the age of 50 should stop drinking booze. Booze makes people old. If you haven't gotten your kicks with booze by age 50, realize you ain't gonna get 'em if you keep drinking.

[Guest hgritstoo]

I think what most people don't realize is that the older you get, the more you need to work out. If don't work out, you become "old". If you work out your age goes up, but your body can still be in shape, great shape as a matter of fact. Exercise also helps stimulate the brain, increases blood flow (yes, your dick will thank you), reduces blood pressure and risk of heart attack, and allows you to eat more candy without putting on weight! This free advice is worth what you pay for it, but I think it applies to every human on the face of the earth. I also think that anyone over the age of 50 should stop drinking booze. Booze makes people old. If you haven't gotten your kicks with booze by age 50, realize you ain't gonna get 'em if you keep drinking.

Yes. YES. YES!

I hate working out. But everytime I have a stare-down with my treadmill.....looking for an excuse not to run today.....it looks back and says "do you want to have sex with beautiful young women, or NOT?" I'm happy to say I have now lost that argument every day for nearly two years.

But giving up beer? Sorry, Skibum.....that's just crazy talk!

[Guest Skibum]

Hgrits, you're right on. If a young hottie is not a good motivator, what is? I'll remember that next time I'm out cycling! I just hope I don't get a hard on, those are tough while sitting on a bike seat...

I gave up booze and promised myself that in return I could ski or cycle or fuck as much as is humanly possible. It was a good decision for me.

[Audrey Astor]

It really means they are REALLY attracted to fat, semi balding men that watch too much sports, drink too much beer, scratch themselves in public, and fall asleep on the couch watching the news during the week. That's what turns them on.

That's gross Sparkey. No, that describes a lot of ex-husbands. I honestly don't know anyone like that. Thank gosh! I am often surprised when some of my friends disclose their age. I have met a lot of gentleman in their 60's who certainly don't look it, act it, or perform like it. Oh.. and sometimes it's accompanied by a fantastic O. Just sayin....