Posted February 8, 2022 Hello, first posting of a story that sort of stuck with me my entire life...it happened many years ago while living in south florida, but I still remember it like it was yesterday. I have been Hobbying for a long long time and have seen my fair share of scams, rippoffs, indi parties,get togethers and strange encounters. I had been looking for a "friend" for a few hours cause the pickins were slim that day and I am pretty picky too. I finally found the right combination and the location was about 25 min from me. I get there and its an apartment complex in a semi decent area. No thugs hanging around! I get to the room and there is this cute little blond with decent body standing in front of me. Apartment was messy but not too bad. I had seen worse. Anyways, she proceeded to conduct her business. It wasnt that memorable but I what I do remember was after repositioning to walk the dog, was a massive whiff of B.A.S.(bad ass smell) coming from one place. And one place only. There was no mistaken the odoriferous smell. It was a can of tuna either. Did it stop me. Hell no! I completed the task at hand like a trooper and went on my way. -2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 10, 2022 Wow, sorry you had that experience.🤮 It’s always fun, (NOT) to put our nose and mouth near an unwashed area. Thank gosh, most in this hobby are extremely cognizant of their smell. Thank you! Laugh if you want, but I do a sniff test on myself. Haha If it doesn’t smell fresh and tasty to me, it won’t to you. And if you do have to poo, after your shower, you gotta get back in and re-wash. Hehe 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2022 On 2/10/2022 at 9:21 AM, Audrey Astor said: I do a sniff test on myself. Haha If it doesn’t smell fresh and tasty to me, it won’t to you. You must be amazingly flexible/bendy....... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2022 I don't think I've ever been that hard up. Kinda sad. JMHO 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 12, 2022 8 hours ago, tide32 said: I don't think I've ever been that hard up. Kinda sad. JMHO Lol, you are lucky grasshopper 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 26, 2022 On 2/10/2022 at 9:21 AM, Audrey Astor said: Wow, sorry you had that experience.🤮 It’s always fun, (NOT) to put our nose and mouth near an unwashed area. Thank gosh, most in this hobby are extremely cognizant of their smell. Thank you! Laugh if you want, but I do a sniff test on myself. Haha If it doesn’t smell fresh and tasty to me, it won’t to you. And if you do have to poo, after your shower, you gotta get back in and re-wash. Hehe Please do! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 27, 2022 I'll never eat tuna again 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 1, 2022 Dude...why did you steal my name...lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 2, 2022 20 hours ago, lurkrnomore said: Dude...why did you steal my name...lol Yeah, lurkernomore757 and lurknomore are damn close and can easily be confused as one and the same. I've seen it happen a couple times here. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 13, 2022 On 3/1/2022 at 0:02 PM, lurkrnomore said: Dude...why did you steal my name...lol Hahaha. I created the name lurkernomore in 2003 or so when I was on another board called independentgirls.com. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 13, 2022 12 hours ago, lurkernomore757 said: Hahaha. I created the name lurkernomore in 2003 or so when I was on another board called independentgirls.com. You may have used that handle when you weee in another board back in 2003, but when you join a new board, you probably don’t want to use a handle that is almost exactly the same as one that already wxists, even if that is what you prefer. That’s like lady 1 calling herself Diamond and then lady 2 joins later and called herself Diamond Too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 13, 2022 1 hour ago, ilovewomen said: You may have used that handle when you weee in another board back in 2003, but when you join a new board, you probably don’t want to use a handle that is almost exactly the same as one that already wxists, even if that is what you prefer. That’s like lady 1 calling herself Diamond and then lady 2 joins later and called herself Diamond Too. yeah,,maybe so! But its the only thing i can remember! Especially at my age! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 13, 2022 1 hour ago, lurkernomore757 said: yeah,,maybe so! But its the only thing i can remember! Especially at my age! Even “at your age” your memory seems effective, if not selective. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 15, 2022 On 3/13/2022 at 3:02 PM, MrReindeer-9515 said: Even “at your age” your memory seems effective, if not selective. It is a selective memory. Unfortunately, it fades and it is harder to remember the small things. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 17, 2022 (edited) A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! Right @gr8owl? My first encounter with the scent of a woman was as a 14 y/o in the 70's, when I got myself balls deep into a big, fat, NASTY, middle-aged married lady that lived in my building, who somehow managed to sneak me into the apartment she had with her husband during a party my parents and other adults were having at the time. OH she was gross, kinda like... An old tenement building with what had to be 8 ft tall windows, the funniest part is my friend was standing behind the curtains on the window sill the whole time! Of course, he ran his mouth so much it got to the adults, a set of which called me "plasta araña" for a while, which is spider crusher in Spanish. Yes, she had quite the bush which, smell aside, I don't mind to this day. Edited March 17, 2022 by Hobby Hobbit 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 31, 2022 On 3/12/2022 at 10:19 PM, lurkernomore757 said: Hahaha. I created the name lurkernomore in 2003 or so when I was on another board called independentgirls.com. Good Ole INDYS💋 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2022 On 3/1/2022 at 0:02 PM, lurkrnomore said: Dude...why did you steal my name...lol He's trying to be incognito and slide under the radar.... that slick shit might have worked in florida....😂 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 6, 2022 On 3/17/2022 at 9:44 AM, Hobby Hobbit said: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! Right @gr8owl? Is there a particular reason you wish to drag me into this thread, dumb ass? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 6, 2022 On 4/2/2022 at 9:17 AM, MeganMarie4u said: He's trying to be incognito and slide under the radar.... that slick shit might have worked in florida....😂 Hey its my cutie pie!!!!! LOL 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 6, 2022 On 3/31/2022 at 0:02 AM, HeavenlyBellaCO said: Good Ole INDYS💋 at least Neil isnt around here! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
