Posted July 14, 2018 Otherwise referred to as The Foreign Women Litmus Test. I like to sing famous songs in the shower but insert my own lyrics. My favorite is Riders on the Storm but inserting the words of Children of the Corn in place of The Doors’. If you get out of the shower and the room is empty, turns out they understand English better than you thought they did. 9 times out of 10 though, when I get out of the shower, they are lying naked on the bed looking at their cell phones, completely oblivious. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 I sing in the Shower. Can't Hit the correct Note to save my life, But when I come out, No one is lying naked in my bed, so What am I doing wrong !?! 😃 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Chrissy said: I sing in the Shower. Can't Hit the correct Note to save my life, But when I come out, No one is lying naked in my bed, so What am I doing wrong !?! 😃 He was never there. Either that or he died sitting on the chair. You come out of that shower singing, any sane man will be doing exactly what those foreign ladies were doing, except maybe not playing with their cell phones, exactly. You need a better scientific Control. Too many variables in your experiment. Edited July 14, 2018 by Vassago 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 My unconscious mind keeps trying to give me strange lyrics to "Rock Me, Baby." All kinds of odd rhymes. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, airamericavet65 said: The cell phone is the key To think, this entire time I thought I had the voice of Richard Sterban and it was the rest of the world that was confused. Back to the drawing board, I guess. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 I prefer to pee in the shower. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Vassago said: To think, this entire time I thought I had the voice of Richard Sterban and it was the rest of the world that was confused. Back to the drawing board, I guess. Hmm, rumor has it your voice is closer to Tiny Tim than an Oak Ridge Boy. But...as you know...rumors vary Edited July 14, 2018 by JRWolfe response..joking,of course...nothing mean 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 Singing in the Shower Now I can’t get this tune out a my head..... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 11 minutes ago, JRWolfe said: Hmm, rumor has it your voice is closer to Tiny Tim than an Oak Ridge Boy. But...as you know...rumors vary Ah it’s funny cause it’s true. And another rumor has it I sound like Vitas going through puberty with a wet piece of asparagus stuck halfway down my gullet. No. Not this: 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 33 minutes ago, 2Big said: I prefer to pee in the shower. Do you at least aim for the drain? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 12 minutes ago, Laci French said: Do you at least aim for the drain? That depends; it could be February 5th.... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 Kaduk, did you just make this up? How have I never heard of this special day. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 38 minutes ago, Laci French said: Kaduk, did you just make this up? How have I never heard of this special day. A little history; 1954 had been the driest year in recent Denver Water history. The runoff in Spring 2002 was 1/3 less than 1954. This was a major wake-up call for Denver to institute a Shower with a Friend Policy. In 2004 February 5th was chosen and recognized as the National Day reminder to everyone of the upcoming summer water restrictions. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 Just don't' strangle the cat 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 3 hours ago, 2Big said: I prefer to pee in the shower. 1 hour ago, Kaduk said: A little history; 1954 had been the driest year in recent Denver Water history. The runoff in Spring 2002 was 1/3 less than 1954. This was a major wake-up call for Denver to institute a Shower with a Friend Policy. In 2004 February 5th was chosen and recognized as the National Day reminder to everyone of the upcoming summer water restrictions. Both are environmentally sound options, wondering how a friend will react if you share a shower and go number 1 on them? Golden shower - shower? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Todoesprivado said: Both are environmentally sound options, wondering how a friend will react if you share a shower and go number 1 on them? Golden shower - shower? Always ask first, I think her answer might surprise you..... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 36 minutes ago, Todoesprivado said: Both are environmentally sound options, wondering how a friend will react if you share a shower and go number 1 on them? Golden shower - shower? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 41 minutes ago, Todoesprivado said: Both are environmentally sound options, wondering how a friend will react if you share a shower and go number 1 on them? Golden shower - shower? I’ve never tried a golden shower, but with the right person, I would definitely give it a try. Could be interesting. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 Don’t need asparagus before 🤮😂 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, ilovewomen said: I’ve never tried a golden shower, but with the right person, I would definitely give it a try. Could be interesting. Only if she’d be equally receptive to the pea soup geyser that would quite expectedly follow. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2018 10 hours ago, Kaduk said: That depends; it could be February 5th.... Hmm, will have to have some of the ladies over for a group shower on Feb. 5 ! Now,where is that piggy bank ? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2018 You're on your way to your favorite provider, planning to spend a relaxing afternoon in the hot tub. She's already prepared everything: rose petals, scented roses, strawberries with chocolate and cream. You're hungry, though, so you decided to stop at that Mexican place down the road and gulp down a big plate of Enchiladas. 10 minutes later you carefully lower yourself into the water, when you realize your mistake. Your innards are about to declare war on the rest of your body. You try, desperately, to scramble out of the water, while the Oldies but Goldies station plays Hit me with your best shot followed by Brown Girl in the Ring". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, 2Big said: You're on your way to your favorite provider, planning to spend a relaxing afternoon in the hot tub. She's already prepared everything: rose petals, scented roses, strawberries with chocolate and cream. You're hungry, though, so you decided to stop at that Mexican place down the road and gulp down a big plate of Enchiladas. 10 minutes later you carefully lower yourself into the water, when you realize your mistake. Your innards are about to declare war on the rest of your body. You try, desperately, to scramble out of the water, while the Oldies but Goldies station plays Hit me with your best shot followed by Brown Girl in the Ring". I just spit my coffee. That's hilarious. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 17, 2018 5 hours ago, 2Big said: You're on your way to your favorite provider, planning to spend a relaxing afternoon in the hot tub. She's already prepared everything: rose petals, scented roses, strawberries with chocolate and cream. You're hungry, though, so you decided to stop at that Mexican place down the road and gulp down a big plate of Enchiladas. 10 minutes later you carefully lower yourself into the water, when you realize your mistake. Your innards are about to declare war on the rest of your body. You try, desperately, to scramble out of the water, while the Oldies but Goldies station plays Hit me with your best shot followed by Brown Girl in the Ring". 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites