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I like to read reviews. I mostly go for the low-scoring ones because they're usually funny or gross.  However I just came across one that was neither. Poor fella paid for an hour and a half of this woman's time and after 45 minutes she had him take her to the store for cigarettes and then said she'd walk home from there. Her rebuttal;  he didn't talk much. REALITY CHECK CHICA:  you don't get money to talk! If he wanted to talk he would go hang out with his friends or go see his psychiatrist. You could've used your mouth for other things instead of talking to him to EARN what he gave you. I've had sessions where maybe 10 words were exchanged and they turned out great! Hey lady!! You're doing it wrong!

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36 minutes ago, Riggo said:

I love you! :wub:

Besos baby! :rolleyes:

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Too funny!  I read that review and thought the same thing.  It honestly sounded like neither of them knew what they were doing.  In the end...she made her money, but at the price of a bad review.  And he paid to be taught a lesson.  

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I only review if it's bad, I'm smart enough to do my research ensuring I'm gonna have a great time.  

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12 hours ago, leigh5280 said:

I like to read reviews. I mostly go for the low-scoring ones because they're usually funny or gross.  However I just came across one that was neither. Poor fella paid for an hour and a half of this woman's time and after 45 minutes she had him take her to the store for cigarettes and then said she'd walk home from there. Her rebuttal;  he didn't talk much. REALITY CHECK CHICA:  you don't get money to talk! If he wanted to talk he would go hang out with his friends or go see his psychiatrist. You could've used your mouth for other things instead of talking to him to EARN what he gave you. I've had sessions where maybe 10 words were exchanged and they turned out great! Hey lady!! You're doing it wrong!

So, you were there and know it was all her fault???  Other reviews indicate she is a talented great time. Shows the danger of puting too much stock in reviews, especially just one.  And personally I think it is in really poor taste to trash a provider on the forum over one review (for all you review fans - by one review wonder).  You may want to find a better way to advertise yourself than by trashing someone else.

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54 minutes ago, gr8owl said:

So, you were there and know it was all her fault???  Other reviews indicate she is a talented great time. Shows the danger of puting too much stock in reviews, especially just one.  And personally I think it is in really poor taste to trash a provider on the forum over one review (for all you review fans - by one review wonder).  You may want to find a better way to advertise yourself than by trashing someone else.

Her rebuttal spoke volumes, I didn't need to be there. If you call telling it like it is trashing someone, then you must think there's a lot of trashing going on here. And by the way, I don't need to advertise myself.

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50 minutes ago, leigh5280 said:

Her rebuttal spoke volumes, I didn't need to be there. If you call telling it like it is trashing someone, then you must think there's a lot of trashing going on here. And by the way, I don't need to advertise myself.

The volumes her rebuttal spoke to me was that she couldn't get anything intelligent out of the guy, what he would like - how dare she ask lol - and it was "uncomfortable and awkward".  In other words he was freaking her out and she quite shrewdly came up with a way to get him in public before ending the session and getting away because she had concerns for her safety.  But then I was not there either, but the volumes I heard make more sense than yours.

You say you do not need to advertise.  Fair enough - I apologize for that assumption.  I stand by the statement it is in poor taste to trash her over one bad review that can be taken multiple ways and in poor taste to go down the "I am so much better at this than you babe" path for whatever reason you chose to do so.

Tell it like it is? OK, try this for size. All too often the instant a new and seemingly intriguing lady appears down south a mystery "reviewer" shows up to trash her and one or more "reputable" ladies pile on and -- before you know it she is gone.  How is that for telling like it is?

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I'm only going to disagree with the comment Leigh made about what we are paid for. Apparently you, as an escort, only use your mouth for things other than talking, and that's probably for the best, as like you say, a total of 10 words are exchanged during your great sessions. I don't know the other escort, I just am not a fan of these sweeping generalizations. I like to chat and cuddle. So shoot me, apparently I'm not "earning" my money...

Let it be known that to the shock and horror of many on TOB, that sexless appointments do occur. Quite frequently...maybe more so with women who are pleasant to be around. 

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1 hour ago, abigailfox said:

 

Let it be known that to the shock and horror of many on TOB, that sexless appointments do occur. Quite frequently...maybe more so with women who are pleasant to be around. 

https://youtu.be/Le6qeMe7-vM                :xmassmilie69:

 

 

 

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I believe a lady has the right to end a session for almost any reason, but I don't think boredom should be one of them.

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42 minutes ago, Mustang87 said:

I believe a lady has the right to end a session for almost any reason, but I don't think boredom should be one of them.

I hear you, but it's not like you can call the better business bureau.  The ladies can stop for any reason. You write a review and let the process work out. 

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I don't write bad reviews, primarily because this whole "bat shit crazy" thing scares me.

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9 hours ago, honeybrown said:

I only review if it's bad, I'm smart enough to do my research ensuring I'm gonna have a great time.  

That is interesting - I am just the opposite, I only review if it is good and I can give 8s or above.  If I think the session was less than that, I usually figure we just didn't click.  Besides, when I do my research, I look for ladies with lots of good reviews, and generally don't pay much attention to one lousy review when the lady has lots of good reviews.  As to the OP, I found both the review and rebuttal amusing - apparently they really just didn't get along.

Sidenote - I pay absolutely no attention to a reviewer who has only posted one review - good or bad.

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13 minutes ago, Badboy said:

That is interesting - I am just the opposite, I only review if it is good and I can give 8s or above.  If I think the session was less than that, I usually figure we just didn't click.  Besides, when I do my research, I look for ladies with lots of good reviews, and generally don't pay much attention to one lousy review when the lady has lots of good reviews.  As to the OP, I found both the review and rebuttal amusing - apparently they really just didn't get along.

Sidenote - I pay absolutely no attention to a reviewer who has only posted one review - good or bad.

I agree completely!  If there is an issue with compatibility or an issue with clicking, the lady should not have to absorb the complete blow.  It is a two way street after all! 

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Seems to me, neither took the time to screen before. I know this kills profit, so be it. Exchange a few emails, have a chat on the phone, get a feel for the person. No, I don't offer any quickie or blow and go. I certainly respect the woman that do! It requires quick decision on fast feet, and not try to offend the client. Maybe, asking for a walk and a pack of smokes was her time to think, "Can I do this?" Maybe, there was something shocking we don't know about, and this young lady is too proper to say something that is painful. Remember guys, we are also expected to ignore the "elephant in the room".

This is the risk of that, 2 people suddenly thrown into an awkward situation.

Both handled it poorly. They both should have invested a few minutes to screen.

No one is at fault.

I mean really...was she dragging an oxygen tank and a rubber glove ;)

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On 12/18/2015 at 7:34 PM, leigh5280 said:

I like to read reviews. I mostly go for the low-scoring ones because they're usually funny or gross.  However I just came across one that was neither. Poor fella paid for an hour and a half of this woman's time and after 45 minutes she had him take her to the store for cigarettes and then said she'd walk home from there. Her rebuttal;  he didn't talk much. REALITY CHECK CHICA:  you don't get money to talk! If he wanted to talk he would go hang out with his friends or go see his psychiatrist. You could've used your mouth for other things instead of talking to him to EARN what he gave you. I've had sessions where maybe 10 words were exchanged and they turned out great! Hey lady!! You're doing it wrong!

You are so right!!! :)

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21 hours ago, pitbull said:

I hear you, but it's not like you can call the better business bureau.  The ladies can stop for any reason. You write a review and let the process work out. 

We do have a hobby division of the better business bureau, it's called the review forum. 

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On 12/18/2015 at 8:24 AM, honeybrown said:

I only review if it's bad, I'm smart enough to do my research ensuring I'm gonna have a great time.  

 

On 12/19/2015 at 6:04 PM, Badboy said:

That is interesting - I am just the opposite, I only review if it is good and I can give 8s or above.  If I think the session was less than that, I usually figure we just didn't click.  Besides, when I do my research, I look for ladies with lots of good reviews, and generally don't pay much attention to one lousy review when the lady has lots of good reviews.  As to the OP, I found both the review and rebuttal amusing - apparently they really just didn't get along.

Sidenote - I pay absolutely no attention to a reviewer who has only posted one review - good or bad.

For the most part I agree with Badboy, if I can't give a good review, I usually chalk it up to lack of chemistry. While I've only given stellar reviews on this site, I have given less than complimentary reviews on other sites. The only reason why I did that is that IMHO, the providers totally misrepresented themselves or ended up ripping me off in some manner. Those bad reviews were only posted as a warning to other hobbyists.

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On December 18, 2015 at 11:07 AM, abigailfox said:

I'm only going to disagree with the comment Leigh made about what we are paid for. Apparently you, as an escort, only use your mouth for things other than talking, and that's probably for the best, as like you say, a total of 10 words are exchanged during your great sessions. I don't know the other escort, I just am not a fan of these sweeping generalizations. I like to chat and cuddle. So shoot me, apparently I'm not "earning" my money...

Let it be known that to the shock and horror of many on TOB, that sexless appointments do occur. Quite frequently...maybe more so with women who are pleasant to be around. 

Guess what? I'm not an escort! Many, many, many men visit (and fly me places) for my company. :P

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5 hours ago, leigh5280 said:

Guess what? I'm not an escort! Many, many, many men visit (and fly me places) for my company. :P

I thought that was pretty much the definition of an escort?

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51 minutes ago, leigh5280 said:

 reluctant hug. 

Image result for awkward hug pics

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8 hours ago, leigh5280 said:

...  reluctant hug. 

IMHO:  Reluctant hug => one & done

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7 hours ago, Raoul said:

Image result for awkward hug pics

The pyramid hug, terminally in the friendzone. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Friend+Zone

I once took a classmate, who I dreamed about going out with, to a concert where she fell asleep on me. Needless to say, we never dated again.

Unfortunately one of the reasons I engaged in this hobby. No need to play the games.

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