Posted January 7, 2015 http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1u3rj2/man_with_2_penises/ You're welcome ladies:) Guys, is one penis too hard to handle ( no pun intended), or is he just a lucky man? The comments are hilarious btw. .. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2015 a rabbi and an agnostic walk into a bar together ........... But this only makes sense from an evolutionary perspective - women have two holes, guys have two hands, so .................. all he needs now is a cup holder. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2015 A pity they're arranged side to side. If they were top to bottom, he could do a vaginal/anal double penetration all by himself. The stuff dreams are made of! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2015 You of all people - use a little geometry - side mount!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2015 You of all people - use a little geometry - side mount!! The Angle of the second Dangle will = the Mass of her Ass.... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2015 Why is this man not in porn? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2015 I remember watching some 80's porn with dual prongs. Clearly it was a prosthetic but passable enough to make for some hot action. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2015 A pity they're arranged side to side. If they were top to bottom, he could do a vaginal/anal double penetration all by himself. The stuff dreams are made of! Crossing his own sword! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2015 Crossing his own sword! I knew a guy in college named Richard Dickson. We all called him "Double Dick". I wonder, could he be this guy's father? The Wise Old Owl If one is enough, Why is Two better? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2015 He had better get double circumcised first! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2015 I wonder if they're both fully functional? There once was a man with surprises: Two dicks, of two different sizes. The left one was small And did nothing at all While the right one was large and won prizes! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2015 Here's more information about itYes, both his cocks can get hard, the smaller one gets harder but it takes longer. His dominant cock, that pisses a bigger stream and shoots a majority of cum when he orgasms is the one that is the biggest and hardest.No, he does not have 4 balls. Just 2.Size: His dominant cock is roughly 7 inches, give or take how turned on he is. His smaller cock when at full size is about 6 inches.Sensitivity: Both cocks are equally sensitive, but he thinks the nerve endings are more receptive in his dominant cock. He can jerk both off and says that he does on occasion. Usually he jerks his right cock and the softer smaller one flops around while he does.Best sexual experience: A 3-way with a chick and another dude. From what he tells me, the dude was straight, but when he saw Double D?s cocks he ended up playing with them and sucking them with the girl.Holes: He?s had them both in a girls pussy, and in a girls ass, he?s had them both in a guys ass. He?s had them both in a girls ass and pussy at the same time.Ejaculation: When he shoots his load, the bulk of it comes out of his right cock, some dribbles out of his left cock and he usually has to milk it out of his left cock afterwards. He also said that once he pinched off his right cock while he came and the cum squirted harder out of his left cock.Surgeries: He has no desire to have one of them removed. He did have to have one minor surgery in his teens to help the split in his urethra form more completely. It had been ballooning inside from pressure, where his dicks separate and they put catheters in him and did some minor surgery to make the intersection ?Y? heal properly. So again, he can pee out of both dicks.Public Bathrooms: Yes, he takes both out when he pee?s. Rarely uses a public wall urinal if he can use a stall. He always gets stares if someone glances over.He is not single. He has a boyfriend AND a girlfriend. They know he?s sharing photos and think it?s funny some of the reactions he?s getting. So, basically, hook-up requests are not accepted.He has no plans to submit video. A few thousand people have already shared and posted the pics he sent and he knows videos will just go even farther.Absolutely, positively he will NOT submit a photo of his face. He does not want to be recognized on the street.Site where it was originally posted:spamhttp://hotmeatmarket.tumblr.com/ 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2015 wow that is a bunch of info... Theres and old saying " Horny like a two pecker billy goat" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2015 Two dicks and two ladies. That my friends is the shit that fantasy's ar\re made from! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 24, 2015 I knew a man with 5 pensis's His pants fit like a glove! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 24, 2015 This is waaayyyyyyy too much info. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 24, 2015 I knew a man with 5 pensis's His pants fit like a glove! Don't you mean 3 penises? Cuz, you know, legs gotta go somewhere. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
