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I had this first date on NYE. I do not know how people take the pictures for dating profiles, but it's some kind of magic. This woman was not physically attractive (at least to me) in person.

However, we had a wonderful evening together, she was fun and funny, intelligent and articulate, and we had a fantastic time. However as I wasn't attracted to her "in that way" I didn't do anything sexual although a clear offer was made.

I thought about it afterwards, and I thought, you know, I'd totally do her if she was willing to pay me like $200 a pop. She's very pleasant even if she's not my type. The money would just let her get through my qualification screen, I guess.

I should become a hooker?

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Well...

thats a very asshole thing to say about someone...........i like it.

let her know you accept credit cards.

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Really? That's a lot of badass talk for someone who used a dating site for a first date on NYE. :rolleyes: Oh and hookers have more class than that; we don't charge when civilian date doesn't go the way we like.

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I I'd totally do her if she was willing to pay me like $200 a pop. She's very pleasant even if she's not my type. The money would just let her get through my qualification screen, I guess.

I should become a hooker?

Call her back and make the offer. If she goes for it, the answer to your question is yes. Then ask every date the same question at mid-point of date.*

* yes, I am so being a smart-ass. But at least she would know what she just went on a date with. Oh, and if she rips your face off, send pics please.

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Call her back and make the offer. If she goes for it, the answer to your question is yes. Then ask every date the same question at mid-point of date.*

and then keep records of the responses and report them here. ;)

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Glad you think our job is so simple! :cool: I bet she will be beating down the door for the opportunity to pay you for your amazing lady skillz.

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Really? REALLY?????

[snip}

You should be thanking your lucky stars a woman would consent to go out with you let alone her paying you for fun.

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See rule 9.
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I won't call you any names or degrade you. The simple truth is that women can get laid anytime (even the not so attractive ones). Sorry, there probably is not a market for your services. :(

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I won't call you any names or degrade you. The simple truth is that women can get laid anytime (even the not so attractive ones). Sorry, there probably is not a market for your services. :(

Ever so right Holly. How many times have we all seen some ugly woman with 5 kids. Or some big bellied ugly guy with a super model wife or girlfriend. Loveya Holly

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I had this first date on NYE. I do not know how people take the pictures for dating profiles, but it's some kind of magic. This woman was not physically attractive (at least to me) in person.

However, we had a wonderful evening together, she was fun and funny, intelligent and articulate, and we had a fantastic time. However as I wasn't attracted to her "in that way" I didn't do anything sexual although a clear offer was made.

I thought about it afterwards, and I thought, you know, I'd totally do her if she was willing to pay me like $200 a pop. She's very pleasant even if she's not my type. The money would just let her get through my qualification screen, I guess.

I should become a hooker?

Careful there, Lex.

You might be in danger of becoming "Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo"

or even "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute".

Then again, ugly women might just be lining up around the corner for you.

Let us know how this works out...

The Wise Old Owl

$200 just doesn't go as far as it used to,

But then Again, neither do I

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You might be in danger of becoming "Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo"

Or even "Demure Mormon". I kind of miss that guy!

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Pictures or it didn't happen. and don't boast about Internet dating to begin with. It's like bragging about kicking a blind guys ass.

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I had this first date on NYE. I do not know how people take the pictures for dating profiles, but it's some kind of magic. This woman was not physically attractive (at least to me) in person.

However, we had a wonderful evening together, she was fun and funny, intelligent and articulate, and we had a fantastic time. However as I wasn't attracted to her "in that way" I didn't do anything sexual although a clear offer was made.

I thought about it afterwards, and I thought, you know, I'd totally do her if she was willing to pay me like $200 a pop. She's very pleasant even if she's not my type. The money would just let her get through my qualification screen, I guess.

I should become a hooker?

What's with all your haters. Can't a guy dream a little? Anyways if by "hooker" you mean escort then I say go for it. Time to make your dreams cum true. The one thing though that I found interesting ( not hating) is you failed to do your manily duties. Why even go through the date if you weren't going to fuck her right in her pussy? I'm sure you had your reasons well good luck Fabio.

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I won't call you any names or degrade you. The simple truth is that women can get laid anytime (even the not so attractive ones). Sorry, there probably is not a market for your services. :(

Bingo.

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I should become a hooker?

As my dad would say, "you gotta be something."

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