Funky Odor! What would *you* do?

[Guest]

yikes that is just wrong

[harpo]

I meant every single word I said.

Give the poor girl a break... ahhhhh FUCK NO.. Lets turn the tables. How would you like a smelly ass dick? .

Good point.

There is also something to be said for being a bit immune to one's own...fragrance and, I believe I've read that the sense of smell is one the quickest to accomodate

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That is true when the odor is there all the time (certain profession like garbage collector or suffering from halitosis. But if the odor is not continuous it should be detected, unless she lost her sense of smell (anosmia)

[DontEvenTrip]

Good point.

That is true when the odor is there all the time (certain profession like garbage collector or suffering from halitosis. But if the odor is not continuous it should be detected, unless she lost her sense of smell (anosmia)

Okay, after this one last clarification I will rest my peace on this post LOL

As for her sense of smell and the idea that she "should have known something was wrong or abnormal" - As Oxy stated earlier, more often times than not, the smell is not "activated" until during the act of sexual intercourse. Therefore, it is not unreasonable to propose that she did not "stink" or have any other reason to be alarmed until the appointment was well underway - at which time, I'm sure she noticed just as her company did and was mortified. I, for one, have empathy for this situation and feel any bad review would be just plain cruel. But whatever.

Now I'm off to start that coffee!

Happy Hobbying! Muah xoxo

[harpo]

Now I'm off to start that coffee!

Happy Hobbying! Muah xoxo

Oh , the aroma of coffee , I am into my third cup .

[The Oxymoron]

Give the poor girl a break... ahhhhh FUCK NO.. Lets turn the tables.

I can't wait until the tables are turned..... on you. And the odds are against you, Miss Nikki!

The reality is that a women usually has absolutely no idea that she has BV, until she is in the middle of having sex. It's humiliating, and mortifying, and fortunately easily handled.

A truly professional provider would stop the session once it crops up, refund the client's money, and go get her medicine.

[Guest]

Okay, after this one last clarification I will rest my peace on this post LOL

As for her sense of smell and the idea that she "should have known something was wrong or abnormal" - As Oxy stated earlier, more often times than not, the smell is not "activated" until during the act of sexual intercourse. Therefore, it is not unreasonable to propose that she did not "stink" or have any other reason to be alarmed until the appointment was well underway - at which time, I'm sure she noticed just as her company did and was mortified. I, for one, have empathy for this situation and feel any bad review would be just plain cruel. But whatever.

Now I'm off to start that coffee!

Happy Hobbying! Muah xoxo

I do not have empathy for this situation and feel I it requires a bad review. I call bullshit on someone being this careless. Yes, its called check your self before you reck yourself. Two finger dip N check. This prevents problems like this one. You won't fin yourself being embarrassed.

Since I am tested every 90 days, I have pretty good idea what symptoms are in STD's and BV. There are std's that have foul fishy smell such as

Bacterial Vaginosis (BV) Not a STD

http://www.cdc.gov/std/bv/stdfact-bacterial-vaginosis.htm

Women with BV may have an abnormal vaginal discharge with an unpleasant odor. Some women report a strong fish-like odor, especially after sex. The discharge can be white (milky) or gray. It may also be foamy or watery. Other symptoms may include burning when urinating, itching around the outside of the vagina, and irritation. These symptoms may also be caused by another type of infection, so it is important to see a doctor. Some women with BV have no symptoms at all.

Trichomoniasis symptoms Is an STD

https://www.google.com/#q=trichomoniasis+symptoms

• A greenish yellow, frothy vaginal discharge with a pronounced odor.
  
• Vaginal itching or irritation.
  
• Painful intercourse.
  
• Discomfort during urination.
  
• Vaginal bleeding.
  

Pain in the lower abdomen.

Both have a foul smell.... Unless your tested we can not speculate.

[Guest]

Okay, after this one last clarification I will rest my peace on this post LOL

As for her sense of smell and the idea that she "should have known something was wrong or abnormal" - As Oxy stated earlier, more often times than not, the smell is not "activated" until during the act of sexual intercourse. Therefore, it is not unreasonable to propose that she did not "stink" or have any other reason to be alarmed until the appointment was well underway - at which time, I'm sure she noticed just as her company did and was mortified. I, for one, have empathy for this situation and feel any bad review would be just plain cruel. But whatever.

Now I'm off to start that coffee!

Happy Hobbying! Muah xoxo

I do not have empathy for this situation and feel I it requires a bad review. I call bullshit on someone being this careless. Yes, its called check your self before you reck yourself. Two finger dip N check. This prevents problems like this one. You won't find yourself being embarrassed. Since I am tested every 90 days, I have pretty good idea what symptoms are in STD's and BV. There are std's that have foul smell such as. While she most likely doesn't have std. Both have a foul smell.... Unless your tested we can not speculate.

Bacterial Vaginosis (BV) Not a STD

http://www.cdc.gov/std/bv/stdfact-bacterial-vaginosis.htm

Women with BV may have an abnormal vaginal discharge with an unpleasant odor. Some women report a strong fish-like odor, especially after sex. The discharge can be white (milky) or gray. It may also be foamy or watery. Other symptoms may include burning when urinating, itching around the outside of the vagina, and irritation. These symptoms may also be caused by another type of infection, so it is important to see a doctor. Some women with BV have no symptoms at all.

Trichomoniasis symptoms Is an STD

https://www.google.com/#q=trichomoniasis+symptoms

• A greenish yellow, frothy vaginal discharge with a pronounced odor.
  
• Vaginal itching or irritation.
  
• Painful intercourse.
  
• Discomfort during urination.
  
• Vaginal bleeding.
  
• Pain in the lower abdomen.
  

Perfect example to wear condoms and get your full screening of std testing done. This is preventive maintenance.

[Guest]

I can't wait until the tables are turned..... on you. And the odds are against you, Miss Nikki!

Wont happen, because I will call the guy and tell him, I can't see him. My nose is not broken!

[DontEvenTrip]

I do not have empathy for this situation and feel I it requires a bad review. I call bullshit on someone being this careless. Yes, its called check your self before you reck yourself. Two finger dip N check. This prevents problems like this one. You won't find yourself being embarrassed. Since I am tested every 90 days, I have pretty good idea what symptoms are in STD's and BV. There are std's that have foul smell such as. While she most likely doesn't have std. Both have a foul smell.... Unless your tested we can not speculate.

How does getting tested 4 times a year give you such expert knowledge of the symptoms of STD's? Have you experienced the symptoms first-hand? Do you have a degree in the health care field? My guess is you do not - and I'm sorry but the mere act of getting "tested" does not make you well versed in the biology of STDs nor significantly more "aware" of their symptoms.

"Perfect example to wear condoms and get your full screening of std testing done. This is preventive maintenance."

Wearing condoms - Even 100% of the time - and being tested 1500 times a year would NOT prevent a heavy menstruation cycle from throwing off her vagina's pH and resulting in the situation at hand. It's not carelessness - it's LIFE. And I, personally, have never partaken in the "2 finger dip n check" routine - frankly, gives me visions of the girl in that one comedy flick who sticks her fingers into her armpits and smells them. Doesn't have a particular "classy" ring to it IMO.

[bd5671]

I do not have empathy for this situation and feel I it requires a bad review. I call bullshit on someone being this careless. Yes, its called check your self before you reck yourself. Two finger dip N check. This prevents problems like this one. You won't find yourself being embarrassed. Since I am tested every 90 days, I have pretty good idea what symptoms are in STD's and BV. There are std's that have foul smell such as. While she most likely doesn't have std. Both have a foul smell.... Unless your tested we can not speculate.

Bacterial Vaginosis (BV) Not a STD

http://www.cdc.gov/std/bv/stdfact-bacterial-vaginosis.htm

Women with BV may have an abnormal vaginal discharge with an unpleasant odor. Some women report a strong fish-like odor, especially after sex. The discharge can be white (milky) or gray. It may also be foamy or watery. Other symptoms may include burning when urinating, itching around the outside of the vagina, and irritation. These symptoms may also be caused by another type of infection, so it is important to see a doctor. Some women with BV have no symptoms at all.

Trichomoniasis symptoms Is an STD

https://www.google.com/#q=trichomoniasis+symptoms

• A greenish yellow, frothy vaginal discharge with a pronounced odor.
  
• Vaginal itching or irritation.
  
• Painful intercourse.
  
• Discomfort during urination.
  
• Vaginal bleeding.
  
• Pain in the lower abdomen.
  

Perfect example to wear condoms and get your full screening of std testing done. This is preventive maintenance.

Is it just me here? Did I stumble onto WebMD, or TOB? Great advice everyone, on this medical problem that a lady might have, but seriously, I'm about done with the subject matter at hand. Nikki, sage advice, as always, and an education to boot. Can we move on now, people? I'm starting to wonder if sex is such a great idea, anyway...

BD5671

THE "other" white meat

[Wendy Whitney]

I can't wait until the tables are turned..... on you. And the odds are against you, Miss Nikki!

The reality is that a women usually has absolutely no idea that she has BV, until she is in the middle of having sex.

Nikki, how can you call the guy prior to the session if you won't discover the problem until you are in the middle of sex? Do you have ESP? Just wondering...

Edited October 21, 2014 by Wendy Whitney
Forgot to multi quote and had to refer to the person that said they'd call ahead

[Audrey Astor]

Wow, just wow....

Oxy and Danielle have given a very logical/medical explanation for these issues, which more than likely was the issue here. Jeeeze, give it a fucking rest.

I think as someone pointed out, the original question was, "what would you do"? I think the op has been given a few legitimate answers, some crazy ones, some mean ones. etc. I think this should be well resolved by now.

To answer the Ops question, I would say, "oh honey it seems like something may be a little wrong down here. It could be the condom or our fluids, but maybe get it checked out". End of story. No need to be mean or write a nasty review. And if I were said provider, I would apologize and return donation. This is an adult activity and we should behave as such.

After this one, do I even start the thread about how to handle the guy who takes a shower at your place, but still has BO under his arms or a shitty smell on his ass? I think not.

It's amazing how some people get behind their keyboard and turn into complete fucktards.

[Guest]

Nikki, how can you call the guy prior to the session if you won't discover the problem until you are in the middle of sex? Do you have ESP? Just wondering...

For starters, I sure as hell have not lost my sense of smell. I check myself everyday that especially I work. So if I smell like I got a problem from a self check. I pick up the phone call, the guy, and say hey look Id loved to see you, but I have some female problems that needs to be taken care of. Id rather not see you. Im sorry for the inconvenience. (I have done this btw) As a wemon, our vagina is sensitive.

Frankly, based on my own sense of smell, self checks, doctors visits and going the extra mile to make dam sure I am good to go (which is my responsibility as a hooker) I am basing my statement of opinion on my personal experience. I feel common sense goes a long ways. At the risk of everyone jumping down my throat for it... "I stand behind my opinion 100%." As you should yours.

I don't know about you or anyone else, but you can be rest assured, I will not be seeing any clients under these circumstances.

[geecue2]

Like the commercial...."Strong enough for a Man...but Ph balanced for a woman...."

[The Oxymoron]

"I stand behind my opinion 100%." As you should yours.

It's not an "opinion" that BV often shows up during sex, it's a known fact. Your two finger dip check won't have helped you, should you ever find yourself in that position.

I find it very interesting how you seem to think you are the authority on pretty much everything related to the sex industry, even though you have little/no first hand experience in most areas. It's actually pretty entertaining!

You should probably pull your head out of your ass and start having respect for those who have had a little more experience in life and/or the industry then you have. Or not, whatever..... lol.

[FatDog]

A truly professional provider would stop the session once it crops up, refund the client's money, and go get her medicine.

[VirgilBliss]

Wearing condoms - Even 100% of the time - and being tested 1500 times a year would NOT prevent a heavy menstruation cycle from throwing off her vagina's pH and resulting in the situation at hand. It's not carelessness - it's LIFE. And I, personally, have never partaken in the "2 finger dip n check" routine - frankly, gives me visions of the girl in that one comedy flick who sticks her fingers into her armpits and smells them. Doesn't have a particular "classy" ring to it IMO.

Oh bullshit. This is wear the double standard is exposed. On this board, ASP's have been apologist about when "mother nature" visits in the middle of a session. "It's natural!", "It's life!", "It's an organic experience!" This has happened to me in the past, during CG. I paid the $200+ so that I don't have to hang around and be an emotional maxi-pad for the woman and more important I'm paying NOT to look like a maxi-pad after the session. In the ASP's eyes, the guy has to be sensitve to her biological needs. Heaven forbid if you put this in a review if it happened more than twice. The ASP will fight (and win) the review argument base on the reasoning above. However, if a guy's rubber slips off, even after withdrawing after a session, an ASP will go spastic, will demand more money for the risk and threaten to black ball and black list you, as one ASP publically displayed here at one time. At the end of the day, shit happens and one needs to ground his or her reaction to either situation and handle it like a pro.

So Nikki, you are a true professional and you see both sides of the sword.

[The Oxymoron]

So Nikki, you are a true professional and you see both sides of the sword.

A match made in heaven!! hehe (just wait till he figures out she's human too, she actually just thinks she's really smart)

[boink36]

Oh bullshit. This is wear the double standard is exposed. On this board, ASP's have been apologist about when "mother nature" visits in the middle of a session. "It's natural!", "It's life!", "It's an organic experience!" This has happened to me in the past, during CG. I paid the $200+ so that I don't have to hang around and be an emotional maxi-pad for the woman and more important I'm paying NOT to look like a maxi-pad after the session. In the ASP's eyes, the guy has to be sensitve to her biological needs. Heaven forbid if you put this in a review if it happened more than twice. The ASP will fight (and win) the review argument base on the reasoning above. However, if a guy's rubber slips off, even after withdrawing after a session, an ASP will go spastic, will demand more money for the risk and threaten to black ball and black list you, as one ASP publically displayed here at one time. At the end of the day, shit happens and one needs to ground his or her reaction to either situation and handle it like a pro.

So Nikki, you are a true professional and you see both sides of the sword.

Didn't you know the double standard is the fast track to equality?

[Guest]

I still stand behind what I said. If that means I stand alone, so be it. Im not dancing to everyone else tune. Just because everyone think I should. Yes I am human. I make mistakes. I do not claim to be perfect. But I try my best. I try to be helpful, that is what counts!

The ladies can bash me all they want. This will only make grow, learn from others or whatever mistakes Iv made. (just like everyone else on this board) But, I don't feel I'm wrong on this one. Im willing to stand by what I said.

But I am smart enough not to see clients with a foul snatch. I am not trying to out smart anyone. I just do not see how it possible, to have foul smelling pussy, and you still see the guy anyway. Sorry, that does not fly with me.

[Denguy40]

This has happened to me once. About 40 mins into a session that lasted 45 mins I noticed a very faint smell. It wasn't enough to freak me out so it didn't effect the session. It DID effect her in that I won't be seeing her again.

I stumbled upon this gem of website out of curiosity.

http://best-vaginal-odor-treatment.blogspot.com/?m=1

[Burt Reynolds]

WOW, this is disgusting. Shame on her. There is no excuse for this type of behavior.

If a woman's PH is off, it has a dead fish smell and sometimes a discharge."She would have know this before you showed up to fuck her." You should have told her right then and there, that her pussy has foul smell. She should not have booked the appointment with you. This is disgusting. She should be ashamed. Since she is this careless, (by seeing you anyway) you should get checked for all STD's and HIV. Write her bad review. So other guys will know how carless she is. You should get online and research witch STD or infection you think she might had. So your prepared when visit your doctor.

This is why I always encourage you johns, to ask the escort, when was her last STD test was, before you visit her.

[DontEvenTrip]

Oh bullshit. This is wear the double standard is exposed. On this board, ASP's have been apologist about when "mother nature" visits in the middle of a session. "It's natural!", "It's life!", "It's an organic experience!" This has happened to me in the past, during CG. I paid the $200+ so that I don't have to hang around and be an emotional maxi-pad for the woman and more important I'm paying NOT to look like a maxi-pad after the session. In the ASP's eyes, the guy has to be sensitve to her biological needs. Heaven forbid if you put this in a review if it happened more than twice. The ASP will fight (and win) the review argument base on the reasoning above. However, if a guy's rubber slips off, even after withdrawing after a session, an ASP will go spastic, will demand more money for the risk and threaten to black ball and black list you, as one ASP publically displayed here at one time. At the end of the day, shit happens and one needs to ground his or her reaction to either situation and handle it like a pro.

So Nikki, you are a true professional and you see both sides of the sword.

Uhhhh, you clearly misunderstood my comment. What double standard are you talking about?? My statement had absolutely NOTHING to do with a provider's menstruation starting during an appointment. ??? Her having a heavy period (that ended days before her appointment ) could have been the cause of her pH imbalance that's what I was saying and no amount of condom wearing practices or routing STD checks would prevent that from happening. That was the point intended.

An obvious element of this entire discussion is obviously just too hard for some to accept and that is that it is very probable that the provider DID NOT KNOW she had a foul odor BECAUSE THE ODOR DID NOT EXIST UNTIL THE SEX OCCURRED. Therefore - she learned of the situation at the same time the client did. OMG - let's throw her to the wolves, write a humiliating review and pat ourselves on the back for being insensitive jerks! Unbelievable.

Edited October 22, 2014 by DontEvenTrip
typos

[Guest]

OMG - let's throw her to the wolves, write a humiliating review and pat ourselves on the back for being insensitive jerks! Unbelievable.

Fact well known, I am a female john. I book men frequently. If the male escort showed up with a smelly ass dick, then he shouldn't have seen me. it's his responsibility to maintain his hygiene. I would throw him to the wolves, write a humiliating review and pat myself on the back for being a insensitive jerk!

Here's how you avoid a humiliating review, if you have foul snatch don't see clients.

Do It Yourself Vaginitis Care: Testing

http://blogs.webmd.com/womens-health/2012/07/do-it-yourself-vaginitis-care-testing.html

I am now choosing not read this thread anymore. I will skip it.

[DontEvenTrip]

Fact well known, I am a female john. I book men frequently. If the male escort showed up with a smelly ass dick, then he shouldn't have seen me. it's his responsibility to maintain his hygiene. I would throw him to the wolves, write a humiliating review and pat myself on the back for being a insensitive jerk!

Here's how you avoid a humiliating review, if you have foul snatch don't see clients.

Do It Yourself Vaginitis Care: Testing

http://blogs.webmd.com/womens-health/2012/07/do-it-yourself-vaginitis-care-testing.html

I am now choosing not read this thread anymore. I will skip it.

You've yet again proven the inability to grasp the signficant element argued in this scenario. One more time - It's likely that she did not, i repeat DID NOT have any foul odor whatsoever when the appointment commenced (that means when the appointed started) so your comparison of a guy arriving with a cock that already stunk is IRRELEVANT. She did not stink before they began fucking Nikki - so how in the hell is this her careless wrongdoing? Do me a favor and don't answer that...frankly, I'd rather jab an icepick through my skull then read any more of your bullshit. Have a great day!

[2Big]

Please, Dear Oxy, close this stupid thread.

[Guest pejo]

Please, Dear Oxy, close this stupid thread.

+1.

[Bit Banger]

Please, Dear Oxy, close this stupid thread.

+1.

Another vote for closing this thread

[The Oxymoron]

Your wish is my command, dah-links.