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Could Fuckwaffel and Fuckwad be related? Cousins maybe? And lets not forget Fuckhead! He's out there somewhere. Half brother maybe?  Probably a whole branch of the family tree just for him/her! I also wonder where Fuckface fits into the linage.  Did these people evolve from an ancient Asshat? Would a DNA test revel possibly an  Asswipe in the parentage? I gotta believe there is a real Dickhead or two in this  evolutionary chain.  And what about Shithead? Part of the main line or a diversion? Probably lots of cousins and 2nd cousins we have never heard of. I am hoping some of our super sleuths can have fun and maybe come up with a family tree

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They are all somehow related...6 degrees of separation. 😊

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🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ve missed you guys

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I’m not really sure.... shithead, dumbshit, bullshit,chickenshit, horseshit,dipshit,shitfaced, shit load, shitty, shit load.....

BTW.... does a bear shit in the woods?

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15 hours ago, Audrey Astor said:

I’m not really sure.... shithead, dumbshit, bullshit,chickenshit, horseshit,dipshit,shitfaced, shit load, shitty, shit load.....

BTW.... does a bear shit in the woods?

I always thought it was, "Does the Pope shit in the woods, and is the Bear Catholic?"  ;)

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3 hours ago, average1 said:

I always thought it was, "Does the Pope shit in the woods,  ;)

Is that the origin of the phrase "holy shit!" ??

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4 hours ago, gr8owl said:

Is that the origin of the phrase "holy shit!" ??

I bet it is!!! What about shit on a shingle???

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1 hour ago, Audrey Astor said:

I bet it is!!! What about shit on a shingle???

Lemme see ..... that would be do roofers shit in the woods?

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douchenozzel married douchbag. I am thinking these two produced the first  Asswipe

27 minutes ago, Phil-anderer said:

Where does douchenozzle fit in this family? Patriarch?

 

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I knew one guy who referred to his boys as the Less kids. Use and Worth. His daughter however was Price.

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On 5/9/2021 at 10:58 AM, Phil-anderer said:

Where does douchenozzle fit in this family? Patriarch?

Patriarch - Isn't that what happens when Kraft visits an amp?

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This is the dumbest damned thread ever.  You all deserve this:

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On 5/7/2021 at 0:43 PM, oldertruckguy-9225 said:

Could Fuckwaffel and Fuckwad be related? Cousins maybe? And lets not forget Fuckhead! He's out there somewhere. Half brother maybe?  Probably a whole branch of the family tree just for him/her! I also wonder where Fuckface fits into the linage.  Did these people evolve from an ancient Asshat? Would a DNA test revel possibly an  Asswipe in the parentage? I gotta believe there is a real Dickhead or two in this  evolutionary chain.  And what about Shithead? Part of the main line or a diversion? Probably lots of cousins and 2nd cousins we have never heard of. I am hoping some of our super sleuths can have fun and maybe come up with a family tree

I could have sworn you were reciting an old George Carlin RIP  monologue.

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8 hours ago, amcbl1 said:

I could have sworn you were reciting an old George Carlin RIP  monologue.

It does have a very George Carlin feel to it.  He was a comedic master.

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