Posted May 7, 2021 Could Fuckwaffel and Fuckwad be related? Cousins maybe? And lets not forget Fuckhead! He's out there somewhere. Half brother maybe? Probably a whole branch of the family tree just for him/her! I also wonder where Fuckface fits into the linage. Did these people evolve from an ancient Asshat? Would a DNA test revel possibly an Asswipe in the parentage? I gotta believe there is a real Dickhead or two in this evolutionary chain. And what about Shithead? Part of the main line or a diversion? Probably lots of cousins and 2nd cousins we have never heard of. I am hoping some of our super sleuths can have fun and maybe come up with a family tree 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 7, 2021 They are all somehow related...6 degrees of separation. 😊 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 7, 2021 Missed you too Laci. Gad to see you in the forums again! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2021 I’m not really sure.... shithead, dumbshit, bullshit,chickenshit, horseshit,dipshit,shitfaced, shit load, shitty, shit load..... BTW.... does a bear shit in the woods? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2021 15 hours ago, Audrey Astor said: I’m not really sure.... shithead, dumbshit, bullshit,chickenshit, horseshit,dipshit,shitfaced, shit load, shitty, shit load..... BTW.... does a bear shit in the woods? I always thought it was, "Does the Pope shit in the woods, and is the Bear Catholic?" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2021 3 hours ago, average1 said: I always thought it was, "Does the Pope shit in the woods, Is that the origin of the phrase "holy shit!" ?? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 9, 2021 4 hours ago, gr8owl said: Is that the origin of the phrase "holy shit!" ?? I bet it is!!! What about shit on a shingle??? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Audrey Astor said: I bet it is!!! What about shit on a shingle??? Lemme see ..... that would be do roofers shit in the woods? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 9, 2021 Where does douchenozzle fit in this family? Patriarch? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 9, 2021 douchenozzel married douchbag. I am thinking these two produced the first Asswipe 27 minutes ago, Phil-anderer said: Where does douchenozzle fit in this family? Patriarch? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 11, 2021 I knew one guy who referred to his boys as the Less kids. Use and Worth. His daughter however was Price. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 11, 2021 On 5/9/2021 at 10:58 AM, Phil-anderer said: Where does douchenozzle fit in this family? Patriarch? Patriarch - Isn't that what happens when Kraft visits an amp? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 12, 2021 This is the dumbest damned thread ever. You all deserve this: 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 19, 2021 On 5/7/2021 at 0:43 PM, oldertruckguy-9225 said: Could Fuckwaffel and Fuckwad be related? Cousins maybe? And lets not forget Fuckhead! He's out there somewhere. Half brother maybe? Probably a whole branch of the family tree just for him/her! I also wonder where Fuckface fits into the linage. Did these people evolve from an ancient Asshat? Would a DNA test revel possibly an Asswipe in the parentage? I gotta believe there is a real Dickhead or two in this evolutionary chain. And what about Shithead? Part of the main line or a diversion? Probably lots of cousins and 2nd cousins we have never heard of. I am hoping some of our super sleuths can have fun and maybe come up with a family tree I could have sworn you were reciting an old George Carlin RIP monologue. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 19, 2021 8 hours ago, amcbl1 said: I could have sworn you were reciting an old George Carlin RIP monologue. It does have a very George Carlin feel to it. He was a comedic master. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites