Posted August 25, 2016 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I heard somewhere that some women like to masturbate with a cucumber, if that's true I'd like to see that. So I have an awesome garden going this year, and among other things I'm growing several kinds of cucumbers. My favourite is the lemon cucumber. I've been eating cucumber salads every day almost for the last couple months. So lately I've been having these huge and extremely gratifying orgasms, as some of you ladies can attest. The only thing I can figure is that eating cucumbers regularly all summer has had a very pleasant side effect of significant and noticeable increase in my semen volume, increased force and number of ejaculations. Who knew 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 25, 2016 This is the first year I grew lemon cucumber in my garden. They are delicious! It's funny that you noticed an increase in nut. I've been eating alot them and noticed that my cha-cha is incredibly moist. Maybe there is something to that.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 25, 2016 https://knowyourlove.wordpress.com/cucumber-for-sexual-health/ guess you just stumbled onto the holy grail of sex brotha.. who would have thought?? Shit, I guess I should thank you now for all the great sex iam gonna have down the road.. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 25, 2016 I'm considering a cucumber salad for lunch after reading this thread 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2016 11 hours ago, Juanmotai said: https://knowyourlove.wordpress.com/cucumber-for-sexual-health/ guess you just stumbled onto the holy grail of sex brotha.. who would have thought?? Shit, I guess I should thank you now for all the great sex iam gonna have down the road.. Don't forget the twenty or so other foods with links at the end that also do wonders for your sex life. Now I have this little bridge real cheap this month only and ...... <sarcasm off> 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2016 19 hours ago, jhooker said: Correct me if I'm wrong, but I heard somewhere that some women like to masturbate with a cucumber, if that's true I'd like to see that. If one is good then ....... Click only if you are sure. http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=19473f17e6eebb379622 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2016 17 hours ago, Kandi Apple said: This is the first year I grew lemon cucumber in my garden. They are delicious! It's funny that you noticed an increase in nut. I've been eating alot them and noticed that my cha-cha is incredibly moist. Maybe there is something to that.... Wow really.....I'll bet she's a lovely cha-cha 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2016 On 8/25/2016 at 6:52 AM, Lucy Kitten said: Mmmm! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 27, 2016 On 8/25/2016 at 0:00 AM, jhooker said: Correct me if I'm wrong, but I heard somewhere that some women like to masturbate with a cucumber, if that's true I'd like to see that. So I have an awesome garden going this year, and among other things I'm growing several kinds of cucumbers. My favourite is the lemon cucumber. I've been eating cucumber salads every day almost for the last couple months. So lately I've been having these huge and extremely gratifying orgasms, as some of you ladies can attest. The only thing I can figure is that eating cucumbers regularly all summer has had a very pleasant side effect of significant and noticeable increase in my semen volume, increased force and number of ejaculations. Who knew Who knew indeed! I've had cucumbers with my lunch now for over 30 years, loved their taste....Hmmmmm Who knew the rest! Cucumbers, the new Viagra? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 27, 2016 A warning to those who masturbate with produce...... IT'S COLD IN YOUR NAUGHTY BITS!!!! Also avoid carrots but eggplants are tons of fun. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 28, 2016 Eating fruit and vegetables to enhance the sexual experience is one thing (I know the a steady diet of fresh mangos and pineapple influences the taste of my semen, just as I know a steady diet of garlic and red meat does the same thing but to far less favorable reviews). Sticking them up ones ass, vagina or urethra (yes kid's it's fad), is fraught with all sorts of potential issues. Some cucumbers have microscopic "hairs" on them which I'll bet would be unpleasant, not to mention the possibilities an unsanitary veggie brings. Nothing going up anywhere on me that hasn't thoroughly been cleaned and disinfected first. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Happymon said: Eating fruit and vegetables to enhance the sexual experience is one thing (I know the a steady diet of fresh mangos and pineapple influences the taste of my semen, just as I know a steady diet of garlic and red meat does the same thing but to far less favorable reviews). Sticking them up ones ass, vagina or urethra (yes kid's it's fad), is fraught with all sorts of potential issues. Some cucumbers have microscopic "hairs" on them which I'll bet would be unpleasant, not to mention the possibilities an unsanitary veggie brings. Nothing going up anywhere on me that hasn't thoroughly been cleaned and disinfected first. condoms are for veggies too! the danger comes not from the cleanliness of veggies but from nicks and cuts that can absorb. I learned this the hard way doing something kind of stupid and I will never make that mistake again. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 29, 2016 I read once long ago in a issue of Hustler ( yes I actually read an article, which means I had already spooged on all the pictures and the pages were stuck together ) that you can cut a hole in the end of a cantaloupe for a good fuck. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 29, 2016 7 hours ago, jhooker said: I read once long ago in a issue of Hustler ( yes I actually read an article, which means I had already spooged on all the pictures and the pages were stuck together ) that you can cut a hole in the end of a cantaloupe for a good fuck. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 29, 2016 Lol, that is just not right, what vacuum action she has. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Lucy Kitten said: DAMN! I am going to try this!!! I have been edumacated. LOL! xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
