Posted January 3, 2015 I'm new, just two experiences so far, one was excellent, the second not so much. I arrived at a provider and was told she needed to do an inspection first with the lights on. She got up close and poked with fingernails and declared that I had open wounds (or something to that effect). I'd just shaved, which she said was a mistake, so if anything there was some razor burn. But I hadn't nicked anything, there was certainly nothing like that, and what she was pointing at looked like my normal pale skin colorings and/or what she was doing with poking her nails in. She really played on fear and insecurities and getting checked and then we had to wash hands and I couldn't DATY and so forth. (For what it's worth, I'm clean cut, was sober and freshly showered and have been told by women that they love how I smell. Just by way of - I don't think she was just repulsed by me and trying to reduce her revulsion - or something.) While I totally respect everyone staying safe, it really felt like BS. She declared that she didn't do refunds and offered an HJ or CBJ, which she did quickly and poorly and then shooed me away. Anyway, as a noob, what should I expect? I guess I shouldn't shave the day of an appointment? Should I be doing pussy inspections? TIA! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2015 I'm new, just two experiences so far, one was excellent, the second not so much. I arrived at a provider and was told she needed to do an inspection first with the lights on. She got up close and poked with fingernails and declared that I had open wounds (or something to that effect). I'd just shaved, which she said was a mistake, so if anything there was some razor burn. But I hadn't nicked anything, there was certainly nothing like that, and what she was pointing at looked like my normal pale skin colorings and/or what she was doing with poking her nails in. She really played on fear and insecurities and getting checked and then we had to wash hands and I couldn't DATY and so forth. (For what it's worth, I'm clean cut, was sober and freshly showered and have been told by women that they love how I smell. Just by way of - I don't think she was just repulsed by me and trying to reduce her revulsion - or something.) While I totally respect everyone staying safe, it really felt like BS. She declared that she didn't do refunds and offered an HJ or CBJ, which she did quickly and poorly and then shooed me away. Anyway, as a noob, what should I expect? I guess I shouldn't shave the day of an appointment? Should I be doing pussy inspections? TIA! What you should do is WRITE A REVIEW! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 4, 2015 I'm new, just two experiences so far, one was excellent, the second not so much. I arrived at a provider and was told she needed to do an inspection first with the lights on. She got up close and poked with fingernails and declared that I had open wounds (or something to that effect). I'd just shaved, which she said was a mistake, so if anything there was some razor burn. But I hadn't nicked anything, there was certainly nothing like that, and what she was pointing at looked like my normal pale skin colorings and/or what she was doing with poking her nails in. She really played on fear and insecurities and getting checked and then we had to wash hands and I couldn't DATY and so forth. (For what it's worth, I'm clean cut, was sober and freshly showered and have been told by women that they love how I smell. Just by way of - I don't think she was just repulsed by me and trying to reduce her revulsion - or something.) While I totally respect everyone staying safe, it really felt like BS. She declared that she didn't do refunds and offered an HJ or CBJ, which she did quickly and poorly and then shooed me away. Anyway, as a noob, what should I expect? I guess I shouldn't shave the day of an appointment? Should I be doing pussy inspections? TIA! Welcome to TOB. Even though you and I have never met. (At least I don't think we have) I am a provider who does dick inspections. I do it in discreet way. For those men who have seen me and know me well enough, know what I am doing with out me saying it. I also keep all the lights on. So guys can clearly see me. "Should I be doing pussy inspections?" Yes, you should. You should also be asking the escort when was the last time you where tested for STD's. No matter how careful one can be your always put at some risk. Our health is very important. "She declared that she didn't do refunds and offered an HJ or CBJ." Did you book a full service provider? (this has a whole new meaning) Please keep in mind, both men and wemon when shaving you can have normal things to happen like: ingrown hairs, sometimes a small razor cuts, razor burns, pimple. But this doesn't mean you have an STD. lol Props to the provider for checking your junk. This means she cares about her health and safety. How she went about it, would not be not my choice action. If I felt this way about not servicing you, I should not even offer do HJ or CBJ, RIGHT? But its not place to tell her how run her business. If this where me, here is what I would have done. I would brought it to your attention its not a good idea to service you. I would have mentioned the reason why. Then you will be told, I am not serving you at all. I would have given you all your money back. I would have moved on and gone about my day. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 4, 2015 What you should do is WRITE A REVIEW! Agreed. if she charged you the same rate for a lesser session and the problem is hers that's not good. she might be doing this to all of her clients but we will never know until the reviews start adding up. I don't blame a provider for bailing if she thinks you have a health issue but to do a lesser session at the higher session price is a scam. if she really thought you had some sort of health issue I'm sure you would have gotten the boot. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 4, 2015 Welcome to TOB. Props to the provider for checking your junk. This means she cares about her health and safety. How she went about it, would not be not my choice action. If I felt this way about not servicing you, I should not even offer do HJ or CBJ, RIGHT? But its not place to tell her how run her business. If this where me, here is what I would have done. I would brought it to your attention its not a good idea to service you. I would have mentioned the reason why. Then you will be told, I am not serving you at all. I would have given you all your money back. I would have moved on and gone about my day. Thanks for the welcome and your informed remarks! I totally agree with how you would have handled it and I would have been fine with that. That would say to me you have integrity and are a responsible provider. I would probably have tipped you something for the waste of your time and hope for a reschedule. I will post a review, just wanted to get some sense of the situation. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 4, 2015 Boy, I too am very inexperienced with FS providers (relatively speaking) but the ladies I have seen have been so discrete. I knew they were checking, and rightfully so, but to announce the INSPECTION! Weird, but maybe common. I'm thinking FBSM for a long time now. I'm scared off of the FS, but that's my issue. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2015 The easiest way to get the bottom of this is to post the penis in question. And any related bumps or burns 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2015 Soooo...what you're saying is you want to see dick pics on an escort board? You started it with your penis inspections....and come on pot meet kettle!?!?! Inspecting junk isn't the worst idea but you get people who don't know what they're looking at/for and some things a visual inspection isn't going to show you, then it just leads to paranoia. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2015 I thought this was the norm? http://www.theotherboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20078&highlight=alcohol 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2015 I was debating on which thread to post under, this one or the one about the bumps. While I appreciate Aurora Mike's post and health alert, I think it is going to cause a unintended mishap. Let's face it, not everyone knows what the heck they are looking for when checking someone's genitals. Some of the girls might read little bumps, and see a guy has razor burn and flip their shit and turn a guy away, and vice versa. I encourage everyone to look at pictures on the internet and get educated. The molluscum contagiosum looks nothing like razor burn. Guys if you are worried about razor burn stop shaving and just do a nice close trim. Of course then you will probably get crap about not shaving....it is a catch 22. Shave, get razor burn, girl freaks and thinks its something else. Don't shave and she won't see you because of some equally idiotic B.S. such as being smelly. (Rolling eyes) Also when checking someone's special spots keep in mind some other misconceptions. Ingrown hairs, skin tags, or acne are NOT signs of an STI/STD. I am not going to claim to be an expert on matters such as these, the information is readily available in multiple forms. I will say though, that is up to the individual to seek the info and not assume anything. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 5, 2015 Boink is right. If the provider really thought you had a sexual health issue you would have been shown the door. There is a way to visually inspect a pecker without it be so clinical. At the very least, it took the fun out of it for you. At that I would have backed out of it , because as the op stated, it ruined the experience totally. I make my visual inspection all part of the fun. Non-invasive, non-clinical, and fortunately I have not had reason to show anyone the door.The last thing any good provider should want is to detract from your experience. When it comes to pricing structure, and you feel it is an up sell for services that were rendered, then bitch about it.You wouldn't pay at a restaurant for prime rib pricing if you just ordered hamburger would you? And plus one Melissa! Education is the key and good acting when it comes to penis inspections. No one wants to feel like they are a benjamin or a piece of meat only. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 15, 2015 Just googled it...wow. I am glad I have never seen it in real life, I would probably run. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 16, 2015 OK, is it me or does molluscum contagiosum just sound really bad to everyone. Dissecting molluscum yields either: mollus cum or mollu scum. YUCK! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 16, 2015 Sounds like you had a scam artist pull a fast one on you. As Boink says..write a review. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 16, 2015 44 days since the OP, so maybe there won't be a review 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 16, 2015 Penis inspection is fun. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 16, 2015 Two items. First is from MedicineNet website: The Latin "molluscus" means soft. (Whew, not what I imagined!) Molluscum contagiosum is mainly seen in children. In teenagers and adults it is often transmitted sexually and so may be considered a sexually transmitted disease (STD). It is a benign disorder that usually clears up by itself. (Double whew) Second is a human interest story: I was on a business trip and contacted a lady who's handle was: Economical Karen (somewhat altered for her privacy) Why not try someone with a name like that? Curiosity over came me, so I invited her to my hotel room. Early in our meeting Karen told me she was a nurse. After we disrobed, she ordered me into the bathroom. She inspected Mr Big closely. (Strangely, he was still big and proud.) Then she taught me how to wash my hands like a surgeon. Then Mr Big's turn. She instructed me on how to properly peel, apply, and secure the condom. WEIRD!!! What's really weird is that I had a good time. Economical AND good clean fun! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 16, 2015 Penis inspection is fun. For whom? Me? Or Her? For both of us? I'm sorry, but if it's clinical and sterile, It's like going to the urologist. Not fun for me. If it's lighthearted and playful, The it might be fun , For both of us. Maybe... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 19, 2015 i was inspected at a brothel in australia, like hardcore. stood up, in the light, chick looked up-down-around and all that like i was some sort of science project in complete silence. it was pretty fun. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2015 I guess that if you have nothing to be ashamed of then a direct inspection is okay. Once in a while you can get a normal pimple in a wrong place, like the pubic area, that's natural and happens to everybody. If your pimple is going to make someone have second thoughts about your health then it's better to wait a few days for it to go away before having an appointment. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
